Show '"4- w'4w-- - w- - e" 16er s" 1' 4' 4 41 w ei fir ‘1"" 0- 'S -i A Jogeph Kraft The Salt Lake Tribune Grin and Bear It War Moi Theories 'Work' ley But Their Lessons Evade Us — Leaving WASHINGTON Lee StaP the United for Europe and the Far East I find myself brooding upon the incipient crisis of the Amer- lean mandarins -- Tili nd 4 t t- mean those working intellectuals in the Defense De-partment arid the Council of Eco-nomic Advisers who have been the chief architects of - this - - mandarins I By - -- in ad t ) ' - ' Ici is) ' ' 'e - N fri ' Ss:i0'— - 4- ali -- ' 1 '' ''') co unty's 1d cks hen last thanks to these successes the country and especially the military services have not had to aheorb the basic le&son of McNamara and the whtz kids That is the lesson that military actions should be precisely related to stated ob- tax deadline rolled Philbert reported only what he When the April 15 Its g of around thought was necessary what less than his actual income But revenue snoopers discovered the dif-- 1 t of n' it 'son terence and which was some- 1 4 I L Philbert charged with willful tax net-- the Convict- evasion ed he appealed ants ssed 4 F api --4444-0-14 Inst dug the tees 'bole ?ars than will s up ram- - d tics swer men iy of punished" Now here's the point of law you must decide - must Philbert pay the penalty of tax dodging? Study the evidence carefully then mark your ballot before reading the court's decision s be--- ure urry cam- - - YES( NO ( ) ) Senator Soaper fl- Tort they of !e It's the time of year when we buy both bird seed and grass seed and hope the birds will respect the difference lane "I wasn't cheating" an accused student protests "but merely gathering intelligence for the CIA" cam- - leral: rded a prize for his abstract painting although they were who sure to have been gallery-goer- s boy wins A to claimed they had who could do AS well- toicet igms d up :7 cam- - i nephews Trial's Answer nless Not guilty Although Philbert purposely omitted certain items of Income from his federal tax return the United States Court of Appeals held that wrongful intent is an essential element of tax evasion and In its opinion "While it may be said his testimony wasn't very convincing it would tend to show that he acted ignorantly through a lack of Information and through inadvertence" the court opined "To be wrongful there must have been more than a failure to make returns and to pay taxes the failure must be with corrupt and criminal intent" be buy' ress the g 'antic t can ng In ously Council of Economic Advisers Their basic doctrine was the keynesian doctrine that prosperity could be maintained as long as total demand in the economy was not allowed to lag behind productive capacity To this doctrine they 'added one new wrinkle Economist John Keynes had favored stimulation of demand by government spending even at the expense of budgetary deficits In the special conditions of the early 1960s the new economists saw the possibility of cutting taxes to stimulate the private economy to the point where it reached a plane of activity so great that government revenues would overhiul expenditures thus wiping out ' deficit The tax cuts of 1962 and 1964 were a direct result of that insight But once again the happy result spared most of us the learning of a lesson — the lesson that it is eotrietimes necessary to seen- mulate government deficits in order to stimulate the demand which lies at the base of prosperity That lesson has not in particular been learned by most of the banking community and the Federal Reserve Board When a little slowness hit the economy this year the board's price for easing up on interest rates was a low government deficit To diminish the deficit the administration asked for an increase in taxes Stuck With Program Thus as the economy slows down the Council of Economic Advisers Is stuck with a- program for increased taxes and a low budgetary deficit And if softness continues the new economists will have a hard time generating arguments for the higher government spending and bigger deficits required to stave off recession The eventual outcome of the troubles now afflicting the mandarins still is obscure But to me at least the tale already has a cautionary meaning The whiz kids and the new economists both tried to get round by new techniques impasses arising from unresolved political and moral problerris about the uses of force and of economic resources But now I am beginning to wonder whether the approach works whether it really is possible to solve moral prob lerris by technical means Of onde r two w tO ce (14‘ t Ir de of endly hold: C1107512 order sh on z Q - At kind ly the n the other as South Vs At 2V Pass Pass 14 14 ' 185 The bidding has proceeded: West East South ' 1 Pass Pass I Pass Pass 441 into V ? What action do you take? Four howls Partners bid Is not forting rid "mu haven't vary muds of hand to bo sure tut you Should tromod to our Inasmuch as poi rtor hot contracted for nine tricks 'MVO rehlhe vulnerable as Ail 83 Vet 4AKQ971 The bidding has proceeded: East South West North le rantl ' - 2 teb Pass ? What action do you take? — A 34 Three epodes I The temetotlon any tatry three no trump should be resisted Without Protection in either npd suit you mey meet with surprise attack After yOU show the spade control You mos rety on partner to reach for three no trump If hie hand Is suitable 8 Both vulnerable South you hold: Kt North East-We- South you hold: Paso ram A 5 Q VK174 East ram 2 — Q Pass vulnerable you rms 465 Three goad After partner has shown a remonably good hand you should insist MOM game and lump bid oven in the same Suit IS tter a response et the two level If the forcing bidding develops constructivelY you may show Ma diamond support later West Flve diamonds or six spades Cavite Pia fact that partner previously passed you should ba very bullish about this hand because partner If ha has the acelumped twice unnecessarily klrut of hearts and the ousen-lac- k of Vedas that en you noel He should surely have that much or his two lumps You have a choke of bidding live diamonds Os' Shooting tho works yourself AQ2 What action do you take? A — 3 — As Sitith VKI3 The bidding has proceeded: South West North What action do you take? Q Neither vulnerable as South AQ1982 4AK142 24 — you hold: vulnerable you The bidding has proceeded: North South East 1' Dble Pass 49762 "You South I Q hold: hold: I 4 751 Pam The ke is very thin and you had better not move It would be Very pleasant to bid throe diamonds If You were sure your partner would not take any further action but that would be wishful thinking He Is almost sure to bid again end probably more hearts It does not Pav to rescue I partner who has not been doubled A irig to on you tor oily stronwth ii sit Actually hs has the heart hind and YOU 111 testily ire ths thwhccw Which is worth six Points to Plirhwr — AK10652 a :r the d be ibject as South you The bidding has proceeded: West North East V Pass What action do you take? A b- " i (gt! VAI82 KQ33 The bidding has proceeded: South West North 1 NT 2 NT Pass ? What action do you take? A q'''' 7 4A'w--!'':I 1 itt'-----f- t tt'c54!'14' te —:141jel - 1( J:s - - t 11i ' -- - -- - A It -- ' -4 4- hinAmo Wa ' " :! Ii ' '04m - :V 1 you - ' 4 1 A'0Z ' ' : 't1 L Terrible Thing And I said: "It's just that the Associated Press had a story today that if missile systems were estabUnited States a terrible the in lished c thing' might happen to all men who near them" And ahe said: "What terrible thing?" And I said: "I read that these systeths would put out so much radiant energy they would neutralize all males within a mile or so And all you would have to do would be to walk by one of those plants or ride by in a city bus and BOOM — you'd be out of business" And she said: "What's to worry?" Bear No Footetkpo And I said: "What do you mean what's to worry? I couldn't be a father That's what to worry No sound of little footsteps around the house no sticky fingerprints on the wallpaper" And she said: "You're already a father and a grandfather You're over the hill" Could Still Volunteer And I said: "I am not either over the hill I like to think that although I am curve I could beyond the young-fathe- r still volunteer But not if I inadvertently rode or walked by a radiant energy missile plant" And she said: "I think we can assume our government will be thoughtful enough to post such places and warn away potential fathers" anti-ballist- ) ( A i) neverlo ) alone Have you ever had a tire drill at Stuh an euver s often reveal how uninformed the average family is on how To escape in case of fire Many do not know where the neighborhood alarm is located Practicing the drill when everything is calm is much better than vaiting until pandemonium reigns And don't forget to write the number of the fire'department near the telephone Know the Eseapes li()nie? "Shaggy wants you to pick HIM up too Dad" to us fellows" And she said: "You mean you read somewhere that Just sitting in front of television and looking at Lassie might deprive you of fatherhood?" Worse Than Piper And I said: "It might take a whole sequence of 13 weeks of reruns but it is an unconscionable price to have to pay for looking at Lassie And if Lassie can do it can you Imagine what a broadcast by Lawrence Welk and his bubbly music could do to a whole neighborhood! I want to tell you it could be worse than the Hamelin" And she said: "I doubt that Our Society would ever get into such desperate straits that they would have to call you back to active duty again" 'He's a Neuter' of And I said: "You don't understand the principle of it A man is a man But he's mot a man if he walks by one of these radiant energy outputs Something goes zzzzzzzt and he's a big fat neuter And she said: "I am-- not going to let myself become alarmed over the Could Gums I could make a guess" "Well give me a for URQUHART—Arms: Or throe boars heads erased r guirs armed end lengued aturei Crest: A sable crowned with an antique crown or Motto: 'Mean spitmk and do well" $ 4 : Instruct the family on how to deal with a smaller fire and how to put out different types of home fires A grease blaze for example requires sand a Wan- ket or carbon dioxide A wood or paper fire needs water The Urquhart family ceirtainly isn't the biggest clan in Scotland but it is one of the most ancient One member Sir Thomas compiled his own genealogy an d described himself as the Pik 143rd in direct descent front Adam rowy' and Well Eve we've all got to 4 Exthiguisher Work? Does the fire extinguisher work? Can the garden home be connected in a jiffy so it can be used on the second floor bedroom? The proper equipment might pre- vent extensive damage and save life Prevention is an old story to adults but repeat it again and again to children Tell them about oily rags and litter in basements and attics overloading electrical circuits smoking matches and start somewhere The family gets its name from the litquilart district in which m e rnbers lived Urquhart in the old sheriffdom of Crum-art- y Urquhart translates as "on a wood" which doesn't make too much sense to me But then I don't make sense to a lot of people either There were no draftdodgers In the Sir Thomas family The had seven sons killed at the Battle of Pinkie in 1547 This didn't wipe out the clan however since he had a total of 25 sons I'm trying to figure out where he got the time to compile that genealogy Maybe it wasn't the same Sir Thomas ' ! - k curtains etc R M E writes: I'm a violinist and for several years have noted an increasing muscular weakness while performing Have you any suggestions? above-mentione- d REPLY: Since this condition affected your career you should seek the best medical care available preferably a neurologist because the symptom may fall into medicine ! gm C 7 Ll 1 I I I 1 J i: ‘1 t" 4 1 4 FROM OUR USED DEPARTMENT Size 12-p- c Huge Family i r' r 1 4 4 :7 f r 0 o " t ' A g t- 4 e ' - ir1 V44444604 a ' - (4 STOVE KENMORE COAL woo for sable E"'" 11 $4 5 4 4 I VIPS1 to ''' i Aw ''l 11' a '‘4 'w A 7 4 6 PLATFORM -- --- - 1 sofa includes matching chair est4 ni $95 IfT$ 2 4- Mc s Slumber Sofa A4 SAN 4- Al2::i' oq't' 5 ) y?h 1 tl 4 W03 0 ' -- AA' I --1 --: i 4—No§ 0 z ' Colonial'' DualExhausts 1 3n9s : 111vid:einadlwnal:1'rtr?' r 1 ' 4 Sonna las faltHPMotcr ForGreater CluningPsit 1 ': ' f4 '''"'' ' 1$ Sofa by Day a Bed by Night 'r---"J'‘- 16 t- : - T Lill til I e' ' 'II i r : 1 0 I :' 11' of -- 1 ?4tlehh ::: fi l 83 IF - r M ' ' ' '' 7 i 1- t ' -- 1171 4i CALL Ask 355-465- AtillEX - 6 for Cortor or Spencer instance" 1 FEMTURE 412 South 6th West One block East of Main Store BANKAMERICARD 4 :li - '''' " vt Symms $8995 Settee available at additional cost - AK'S7-44- rrk -4 fa i I ' s198 - - 0 Contemporary Danish Sleep Solo full built with reinforced hardwood frame and hisavy no sag springs Poly foam cushioning for extra comfort Ill Its a full Charming Colonial Sleep-So77 inches wide Same sturdy construction as this Danish style but with full pleated skirt N '''?:r:':'X' t t 77-in- Tanbdie4 3? t Tray! 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LIft-Cu- prospect" And she said: "Oh Genealogy Done On Urquharts And she said: remember her She o the nutty fellow was wanted to knovi-Whover in the corner that she had just been talking to It was you" It goes like that around our house all the time Dr Van Dellen in the house elleampAm' bluest-io- - leave-youngst- '441Aor i I : Nt -- persists" And I said: "That's not bad enough There is some thought that certain rays emitted from television sets may over a period of years produce the mote neutralizing effect on the male" And she said! "You've been listening to my mother" And I said 6(L --- - - 4 C---pz--- And she said: "No it's not aspirin and I do believe I have neglected your education somewhere along the line Lover don't ask me for any details but when people talk about the pill they are not alluding to aspirin" And I said: "Now you tell me Why didn't you tell me before? At cocktail parties people ask me what I think about the moral aspects of taking the pill and I have been saying that I couldn't see anything moral or immoral about it I told one elderly lady I thought the pill was okay for light headaches but you should see your doctor if the pain Produce Same Effect 14 Strike while the Iron Is hot Doubt 'mg this is one that East will long ramernber Ds not aim for anything so trivial is a gams vAlen possible tirte point plorn awaits te bu PICked '' 1)1 77' - -- : Mr Wekb private thoughts" And she said: "All right but you look E0 scared and sad that I am about to burst into tears myself" Pied Piper A ' eT) g9 Neglect 71"' '' k L - o And she said: "It could very well reflect the pill" And I said: "Oh that's silly How could aspirin affect the birth rate?" And she said: "How did aspirin come Into this?" And I said: "You said the pill Everybody talks about the pill It aspirin isn't it?" ' r 12100 approximatelyAmoriktans m 194 if with property damage of $1S00000000 But its most terrible cost is not estimaied in dollars but in human misery All 4 too often Victims ' are helpless ehil- den who die while mother is away on rt an errand Tilt 'se PC he tragedies minimized if parents made it a World of Heraldry So Green Eyes said to me: "Why are you so pensive?" And I said: "I am just worried about -: -1 that's something ' y ' : v o-ed- - -- she -- 7 tk Thing Goes Aext! And Bo- m No Tiny Fingerprints On IVO everything lust because I am married to you you know I have a right to some g- -- Douglass Welch said: "Well tell Mama" And I said: "I don't have to tell Nn' ! own" "Throwing out the first ball isn't his only responsibility! We can also blame the President for every muffed flyball strikeout and booted grounder!" And 1 I ':-- 41 - lome Tra - 51 i oe4-- East 48A15 1- 3 o - --- A I 17r 1 I I t " t it 0 - I ttlf--14- - ' 5 ' Can AveA - !!i? - 15'' 1' '''''' l! H-:- r4 li " - 41--I's'' - 3 -- ''I'' And I said: "DO you know what's going on around the country? The Insiders' Newsletter reports a lot of vacant beds in the maternity wards of some hospitals The birth rate is off Now what do you suppose causes that?" and as '1 1 - i:t s'' Van De Hen 11: - e'441: ' -----' -- its't---44te- ' C!F - - 'tvA - - t- t ' z1:-- !'( : 5A1 I1 -- '''''Yttt 411 4 - e I' T Fire Prevention' ie ! 7110PIE s ' 'Ic - --— — : -- ‘i'y'k A - 4 's 43- ' - P4 - ( —' - - ( t t tu‘l ec) '''''''''t ' T 7 1 -i- Dre - N 1:1L 7Illitei1 0 - T -' :tifklap 6&3 '' t:A: 1 tkttpv7-0-'- 4t f) 06i ) II 1 And I said: "Your mother says television rays turn the liver to jelly but she never said anything about what happens By C H Goren Both vulnerable II 1 lived Lesson Isn't Learned Goren Bridge Quiz Answers 4 132 i': t By George Clark 1 19 April t lkit!P rA0'"'--I '' '4'''‘' v4 al similar fate has overtaken the neokeynesizms or new econornists at the A lotice - " WA t- Fat —of did take in other money during the Mr& Palmer year but the whys and wherefores of your tax regulations aren't for amateurs" the reluctant taxpayer admitted "My neighbor works for an income tax service though and he said that part of mine was taxable to the ones who paid it to me It's no crime to make a mistake is it?" "Tut-tu- t A great many people are In the penitentiary today because they got bad legal advice" the government's lawyer reproved sternly "Ignorance of the law is not excused and since Philbert his tax obligation to the United States government he should be : Not having learned that lesson large sections of the public and the military chiefs are constantly pushing for more and more Military pressure in Vietnam McNamara is left in an almost isolated position trying to keep the military commitment in bounds by pointing out over and over again in what has now berme almost a wistful tone that the American objective in Vietnam is "very very limited" t "It's true that I can- - 0 e44 jectives in- - Lt groups despite their undoubted accom plishments on the defensive Consider first the case of the Defense Department's whiz kids and notably Secretary of Defense Robert S McNamara Their chief contribution was to introduce into the mystique of military affairs the principle of making rational decisions based on clearlydefined ob)ectives and identifiable steps to reach these goals Thanks to their analysis irriportant weaknesses in the old American military posture were disclosed back in 1961 As a result this country developed an overwhelming superiority in strategic nuclear forces mobile units and an airlift that have been of great value in Vietnam and a capacity to gear procurement so delicately to military needs that the war has— not produced a runaway inflation But By Florence K Palmer ndi ' $- Actions and ObjectiveA Trials and Tribulations the 1X3 blood-and-gu- Mr Kraft most striking re- cent achievements- — the rebirth of American military power and sustained prosperity By incipient trisis I mean the condition that now puts both these be ":544ef71444- - ti 4 The 'Neighbors By Lichty 191 10 Monday ':' 1 t |