Show - V - fl ' It ' 1 I Sunday Morning -- ' '' ' 4 ie! 1 s 0 0 t cr g ' ---) f- F 1 4 1-- -- : 4- -it-- I 1 I -- -- i It 1 i i 1 I l' - t- : r-- ti 1 7 f f:4 i I e t ta ' lid Lo l : 1 4 uil i ! 1' t 4 1 A j t t 0 i ) It 1 i - '4 I I !I 1:14) '4 tk v-- -! 1 -" 1 "1"- i r1 ti t‘1111 '2 Al Ii ‘ i I 4ri-L- - I 'I - - T i t 4 ' 1 - ' t 4 1 11m1 t 1 la:i I ' The young man a sparkle in his eye walked into the real estate agent's office He pointed to a picture of a magnificent mansion that was up for salp "If I bought this house on time — payments" he asked the agent "how t'm''7''1 '' long would it take me to pay for it k Ittr : of J ' t-- 1‘ 1 4 - ' t - ' 4 i '' F 4 Alc--- 4 1 ' - tt-1- 14A 1 litEK ii BELLING ER i 1 4 1 - ' 1 i 1 - - 1 I 1 razor?" single-edge- d (Continued from Preceding Page) lovable little "Dumbo" and his pal the rough tough little circus mouse in all sorts of hilarious adventures climaxed when they accidentally consume too much champagne An laughfest is prepared in "The Mexican Spitfire's Baby" with spirited Lupe Velez and her stuttering partner in fun Leon other Errol at their antics Stage frivolities at the Lake theater this week end are presented by a group headed by the "Aristocratic Hill Billies" with whose Ozarklan humor and music mystification is combined as delivered by Bernard and Co with Mack and Fay instrumentalists and the singing Lois Lee from Hollywood contributing more melody Betty Lou Child adds her contortionistic feats and the screen fare in- career-versus-marria- N The customer frowned "What's the difference?" he sighed hopelessly The beard still keeps on growing back:" ' I - Difference O headwaiter accused of being married to two wives was brought into court on a charge of bigamy The judge rapped his-- gavel he snapped pa you realize" "thatseoman marriage to more than one at a time is punishable by a jail sentence" He glared at the accused man "And furthermore I would like to ask you a sincere question: "How do you expect to support two women at the 'same time? I am a judge—yet I myself couldn't support two wives A I ' 4 - 1 on my salary" The headwaiter shrugged "That's probably true" he admitted "But you mustn't forget that you don't collect any tips!" O Disqualified "Dear Mark:" Writes Betty Hatfield of Newark New Jersey "Have you heard about the guy who walked into one of those snooty rental offices and inquired about an apartment in an exclusive neighborhood? Well the agent glanced at him very and said: coldly " 'We have to be very careful here sir Our place must always be orderly and quiet Have you any children?' " 'No' piano radio victrola?' "The prospective tenant shook his head The agent cleared his throat and queried sharply: " 'Do you play any musical Instruments ? Have you any pets: dog cat or parrot?' "The apartment seeker put on his hat and walked to the sir' cried the agent 'where are you going?' " 'I'm leaving' was the reply 'because I can't possibly qualify for an apartment You see my fountain pen sometimes scratches a little'!" a ‘ 11 and when that - This distracted mother choos- I 1 ' - 106mTr One look at Horace Twill and you recqgnized the fact that he was a model young man He wore an expression that constantly disapproved of everything He was always pa in f ul ly neat He had no vices habits—and no friends He lived in an bachelor hotel Not an expensive place because Horace was saving his money He had mapped out his future quite carefully Some day he would buy into the firm for which he worked Some clay if the right woman came along he would le Bur-brid- I I 121) 1 'rn iNi 1 11 (4) C1)1 3 N i (Q) I ')'--c- ''':1: ‘ : 1 7 114 7 --74 r3'--KI: z - ac11-- 9 r -- - - - T ki Ike: t II 1'4 t' : I ' :i :t'- - c ---- i '':' 0 ''' 0 ':' '''''' ''''-- '1 I 'ie7lf"-- 1 i J 41 t 1 !' 111( r 41''''' 7 4414-- '41 - 1 - ' 21 ( ter-?:-- : 4 cw:All A ge ported by the weird "Spooks Run Wild" with Bela Lugost radio stars Edger Bergen (with Charlie McCarthy of course) Fibber McGee and Molly aid and abet Lucille Ball in the hilarious "Look Vk'ho's Laughing" at the South-Eawhile George Sanders and Wendie Barrie combine sleuthing" with humor in "The Gay Falcon" the supporting feature Top-ranki- st Here we go again kiddies: 1942 At this stage of the game—once every three months —we glance back over the preceding 90 days and see what they brought us In the motion picture world Ill have to split my vote this time and name "King's Row" and "Woman of the Year" as the two best films to come out of Hollywood since the birth of the new 'year I know there is a great deal of conflicting opinion about 'Icing's Row" and there are plenty of fans who think it's far too heavy But I must call 'em as I see 'cm and stick to my belief that "King's Row" is a great emotional experience and a completely absorbing motion picture In Modern Manner "Woman of t h e Year" a comedy in the modern manner Kathto is played perfection by arine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy I don't see how it can miss being on practically every critic's "best ten" list when 1942 comes to a close High up for rec- too are in this period ognition "Ball of Fire" and "Remember the Day" It's getting so that any film in which Gary Cooper appears carries the hit label from the very start—and in "Ball of Fire" Gary had a brilliantly written vehicle and a great costar in Barbara Stanwyck to help him ring up large grosses for Uncle Sam Gold"Ball of Fire" scored a wyn bullseye on the entertainment In "Remember the target Day" Claudette Colbert had one of her best roles since "It Happened One Night" and the lady with the glamorous game turned in a swell job "Remember the Day" WAR 8: very human very warm and very beautiful picture Best comedy thus far this year was "The Man Who Came to Dinner" Which has had audiences in hysterics ever since it opened The turn- ing of this hit pray into an even funnier movie was no easy task and the producers deserve much credit for the manner in which the switch was accomplished 'Babes' Ranks High Honors for the best musical of the period go of course to "Babes on Broadway" in which Mickey Rooney and Judy land had the time of their lives This one grew a bit talky at times and there were some ern-i- s barrassing moment of sticky sentimentality But Mickey and that the mil 'Judy were so swell didn't dewed moments really In ' the matter of matter awards for acting some sort of special prize should go to Ann She was what you Sheridan might describe as "fair" in "The Man Who Came to Dinner" giving a performance that certain-o- f But in ly rated no medals was little Ann Row" "Kings short of magnificent and I know of no actress in Hollywood who could have done a better job So if it's okeh with Ann we'll d Wive her half an Oscar half other wins the she hope H later in the year--- M 7 ' t i t f t - 6?'' ''3 P''---''''''''''''-'N'- :14l: -- ( i f i ) n t - ' ' - I ik i J ' lita will be 18 in April She and Len tell permission if possible but married anyway with or mahout it me they will be married that day with my e stood a table and a way in everything being praised t mother's furnished apartment will be all the more anxious to After Ned was graduated be and flattered and if consequent- prove themselves worthy of got a job in an oil station Hisly she is impractical extrava- estate wife had a son and anof new because their that selfish won't idle she then young gant Her young bloom same mother's misgivings other son a good wife at 18 or 21 faded she grew thin she was Lolita if she has good mate- or 30 rial in her at all will rejoice in ''' always tired Two more babies But if on the other hand she came along But there was no a considerate her tiny establishment that is home- in such contrast to the big affectionate practical qustion then and there is none g soul and today that she and' Ned truly boarding house in which she loving and loved each other grew up' and her mother will really loves the young man He has a good job now they whose fortunes she wants to have the great joy of having her have a comfortable home four near and being able to help her share then the chances oftheir fine happy children Laughing with her problems If a baby happiness are just as good as if over it the other day the so- comes along there will be an- So what they were both 32 herto bered tired sweet woman of 30 "Thirty-nine- " and ask tie another other ought great who was that runaway bride self is not "What sort of a bride joy said to me "For seven years I will she make" but "What sort One "Lolita' of my acquain- tanee ran away with an unac- - ' washed from thirty to sixty di- a woman have I raised here dies every day along with dish- anyway? Is she going to de- ceptable beau some twelve years sweaters es tables windows ago She was 18 the man 19 velop as new responsibilities crib sheets and small dirty faces come along or is she always and their finances were in so low If I had it to do again a state they they rented a ga- going to be the wilful unreason- do it that way I'd I wouldn't child who has able rage for $5 a month and Vas e or on their wedding afternoon to had her way these 18 years?" wit awhile But soonerto be later it would have had "Lolita's" father to ask him for Against Lolita's marriage are Ned!" the furnishing of her room so these arguments: That after so -4 i—ore-— A'"''''?'t'Z"tl'Z::''JZ'M'"'4'W'rVV7MR4W:T'''ge'-75n'2"5MkvV' ' 3j" ' 1IMN1"WVW7"r"1)"Nig729 ' 4 ' ' ' ' ' '' i ' i 4 :: '' r C U''siTrir I ) it'l'zITZ'ZiKerl" ''' i :IiiiZ4''''''') L7a"Z1)1''2tM-Z'i:Y '''''0eiio44-:'''''eesk- ' ''''''' 1 &M' i : It was almost six months be however Horace waa waitingto t 7 meet her folks before he profore they saw each other again posed Laura had phoned him numer700001 1 Which left things to coin a 1 ous times but he would not 7 44?40 d A II a statid- at much very y phrase d 1" 4F0'r speak with her Then inthey ''14 an still it tr' 4r por iete 0 100 bumped into cacti other Then one morning a small i '1° 14 v bus Laura sat down beuptown d man walked into '– side him and asked him frankly Horace's office He was smiling - what had happened for was Laura's Laura's apartment example family ' ahvays 7 cordially as he extended a hand Your father came to see me Vas Horace to offer the Twill ' in spotless order There wasn't He said he was Lauras father one day at my office" he said name to a woman without a cula doubt that the girl was a per-fe"My name is Harry father!" interrupted the "My no! Zounds e h S was tured "I've often background? he said housekeeper 'Oh now I'm beexcitedly girl And Horace Knew absolutely sweet and attractive and 'Intelheard Laura speak of you when to understand He tried ginning and she seemed to think I happened nothing about Laura's people ligent she's been home to borrow some money I supthat he was just about the She never talked much about to be in the neighborhood so I And what was he like? pbse smartest person she had ever I'd drop in and snake Sometimes she would them thought Short? met That you may be sure mention her sister casually or hands" Horace nodded The girl twistt was a decided point in her faThe man nodded she would speak of receiving a Horace ed her hands vor : He letter from her mother He knew looked respeetable enough "This-- has happened" she Under the circumstances then lived quite some distance Good humored seemed quiet they several tinies6 Horage cried you might wonder why Horace educated away which accounted for the Obviously is tall has black hair father my didn't rush her off to the'nearfact that Laura had her own Laura's father began to ralk The and walks with a limp est justice of the peace There affain apartment who called on you was not man were times when he felt like it When Laura went to visit her "I hesitate to ask you this" my father He is Frank Peters but then Els better judgment fa milyshe never suggested he murmured "But I feel that an would prevail Marriage was a if you're Laura's friend you're that Horace make the trip too but I "It's heartbreaking In order to meet them serious business and there were for too I'm friend Peters This my Very pressed can't myself help certain thin--- s about which he cash right now and I don't like possibly she was waiting for man has often gone to people wasn't quite so easy him to propose first Meanwhiie to go to her for money Do you he's heard me speak about and And suppose you could letH me 'have tried to borrow money r a short time?" we've let him get away with it because he's done us favors Horace gulped "And you thought he was my "rii positively payyou back" dad? Oh Horace!" the other man went on "It's That settled Horace He could just that—well I'm not workIt's very :hard think of nothing but the grave ing right now for a man to find work" when injustice he had done this girl A graphic story of the civilian both through conservation and He begged her forgiveness and served he's time" war effort is presented in a sehealth efforts at home- and in on died almost Poor Horace when she hesitated he cried out ries of four :motion picture short into the actual- producgetting the that he loved her and that he spot tion line as inspectors in armasubjects now being shown at "You he wanted to marry her mean' whispered theaters throughout 'Utah Idament factories and in specialan mean Three days later they were "you you're ho Montana Wyoming and Neized jobs particularly the asand wife man Is it?" that vada sembly of minute parts of war Horace 011 their honeymoon returned the other "Yep" The shorts "Women in Dwhere machinery done He is had was all man the it "That's way humility efense' "Bomber" "Pots to nimble fingers are invaluable ina woman his sweet took from $30 Horace this grave Pans" and "Food for Freedom" "Bomber" the commentary to to him was and the over He it handed wallet up justice were distributed through the for which was written by Carl So it wasn't man the and left little the wrong money right Paramount exchange in Salt one takes Sandberg along the until the fourth day after their almost immediately But Horace Lake City in cooperation with production line in a factory a was Laura's stunned father the motion picture committee marriage that Horace again had bombers destined for making unbewas almost It up the fatal )brought for national defense F H jailbird! war fronts in Australia Russia to town ' "When we get backsubject lievable Smiths exchange manager said and Lybia want "I said he So his you to dear" ended affair Hbrace the bookings are scheduled "From Pots to Planes" is a Frank that action take Laura shortest the with p follow-upos against by of the remainder of the aluminum drive throughout to came man who the Peters route He sible didn't March and all of April and go simply how old the battered showing near her again my office He should be arrestMay pots and pans are turned into ed immediately" It was very difficult for him Prepared by the motion picshining aluminum Ingots which "Oh I couldn't do that" said ture branch of the information because he really loved the girl find their way into planes so was Laura a who to have But father shaking her head "Dad division office for emergency in needed war the effort badly is too was an That very fond of Frank Peters "Food for Freedom" depicts management the short subjects much They've been friends for years7 the United States as the food cover vital phases of the war She smiled sweetly He had to think of all the effort warehouse of the world and the -Women in Defense' with the "As a matter of fact" she tremendous effort the nation's proud and respects hie Twills added "when dad did his last behind him He had to think of must make to fulcommentary by Katharine Hepagriculturists burn outlines the participation all the generations oi Twills to stretch he and Frank were fill their assignment in the war of women in the war program come a together!" program gas-plat- Gar-ma- self-effaci- baby-lovin- ' ii - ke now-7-an- - Z'1:- no marry But she would have to be a superior type of Woman If he offered her the honor of sharing the proud name of Twill she would have to be pretty hot stuff For Horace's dream girl would have to possess a keen sense of thrift A sweet disposition Humility Intelligence And a respects ble family background Thus' by the time he was 35 Horace was still unmarried And small wonder! We come now to the evening that Horace fell in love The gal's name was Laura Horace met her at a club dance He took her home that evening And the next day found him inviting her out to dinner Since Horace generally wouldn't part with a dime to see Mussolini do a fan dance this dinner invitation was very big stuff In a short time Horace was definitely hooked He knew now that he wanted to make this woman his wife In the weeks that followed he called on Laura very frequently — but he didn't propose Nor didhe declare his love openly Horace wasn't the type to do anything rash or hasty He weighed things carefully I liii-4- N 1 '' Ill— ( I i II4 1 ' - f? ii N 'I' AC k i : i 0 ultra-respectab- (( - If - IP self-center- ed es for her pseudonym "Thirty-nine- " So she WEI 3 not much older than Lolita when she her ge 1 Is gone No Age Is Safe d door " 'Why - () it" - "'A - D1) 0 at cludes "The Big Guy" starring Victor McLaglen and Jackie Cooper also "The Richest Man in Town" with Frank Craven topping the cast Career vs Marriage "Appointment for Love" is the frothy affair of theme now set for Rialto fans with Margaret Sullavan playing the chic and charming doctor whose marriage to Charles Boyer is disrupted by hubby's jealousy over her male patients while Rita Johnson takes advantage of his situation On this bill "The Devil Pays off" being the result when William Wright is ' Playboy drafted by the navy to play upon the romantic inclinations of a shipowner's wife to gain wanted information Osa Massen is the lady in question At the Holladay Joan Fontaine and Cary Grant are feattured in the sparkling drama "Suspicion" while Leon Errol stars in the comedy side feature "Hurry Charlie Hurry" Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor share the honors in the mystery "Maltese Falcon" at the Mario where in a companion feature "International squadron" Ronald Reagan and Olympe Bradna are costarred Tyrone Power Linda Darnell and Rita Hayworth in "Blood and Sand" provide colorful drama at the Tower along with a light comedy "For B:sauty's Sake" with Marjorie Weaver and Ted North ett'elles Masterpiece Orson Welles' masterpiece "Citizen Kane" with a stellar cast and Zane Grey's epic "Riders of the Purple Sage" are billed at the State while the Arcade program offers the sprightly "Ilonky Toni" with Clark Gable and Lana Turner and Guy Kibbee as "Scattergood Baines" as companion fare At the Murray are found Dou Fairbanks Jr in the swashbuck1 ling "Corsican Brothers" and a light romance "Obliging Young Lady" Linda Darnell stars in both offerings at the Star with ' Henry Fonda and Dorothy Lamour in "Chad Hanna" and opposite Tyrone Power in the action-packe"Mark of Zorro" at the Sunday movie-goer- s Bountiful will find the Mickey Rooney-Jud- y Garland topnotch musical "Babes on Broadway" along with ZaSu Pitts and Slim Summerville in "Miss while Broadway fans will Polly" lenjoy the dazzling dancing of Fred j Astaire and Rita lia—yworth in "You'll fkeNer Get Rich" sup- - '— i what? "Lolita wants me to give them a three - room housekeeping apartment in my house as my contribution I usually get $25 a month for It And she feels that if we run out of food we can always run in and have dinner with mother' Mother in Despair "This is so far from being my Idea of a right and happy marriage for her that I am in despair I am a practical woman with a houseful of boarders I have supported my (laughter since my husband died but somehow I don't seem to get on top of this particular worry "Knowing Lolita I know that she will throw herself into this new situation as if it were a For game she was playing awhile everything will be fun and novelty and then- like a child she will want to throw It all aside Our religion does not permit second marriages when her fancy turns to someone else she will have to sacrifice either her faith Or her happiness and It seems to me sometimes as If I could not bear to watch this process of suffering and disillusionment going on "Do you think that the ages of 18 and 20 are 'far tbo young for a woman and man to enter into the sacredness of marriage? Do you believe as I do that there should be laws forbidding marriage until both persons are —say 25 years of age? Finally do you know of any argument or warning that will save this girl of mine from taking a 'step-thmany cost her years of bitterness? "She will be 18 in April She and Len tell me pleasantly but firmly that they will be married that day with my permission and blessing if possible but married anyway with or without Current Shows Range From Grim to Comic the timepiece and noticed that one hand was missing "I can't take a chance on this The minvvatch" he advised ute hand is missing" The ham caught the pawnbroker by the sleeve "So what?" he cried earnestly "You can always sell it to a guy who isn't in a hurry!" O Time Required Two farmers were practicing with a rifle The first farmer pointed to a cow some 60 feet away "See that fly on the cow's back?" he asked "Wal I'll bet I kin knock that fly clean off" "Got to show me Ezra" cried "I'm from the other farmer Missouri" Ezra lifted the gun took careful aim and fired The other farmer started to tear his hair "You danged fool" he shouted "You didn't kill that fly— you kilt my cow!" Ezra put down his rifle: "Wal" he drawled "That was my first shot!" O No Use The man a discouraged look! on his kisser entered a drug store and asked to see some razors The clerk nodded brightly "Yes indeed sir" he chirped "Do you wish a double or a I door to door Toiled for Seven Years Social life was out for them but occasional callers always brought a pound of coffee or a box of strawberries to leave in the corner of the garage where t --- - the garage three months the husband in college the wife selling children's shoes from - t It's the first quarterly review of ed grandfather - and 4! now - The starving ham raced into the broker's office He slipped a watch on the counter --while visions of a juicy steak floated before his eyes ''What can I get on this watch?" he inquired The pawnbroker examined be t le-f- completely?" The agent gazed thoughtfully at the - prospective customer "How much" he couht-ere"can to pay each week ?" afford you The young man rubbed his chin "Well" he said finally 4'1 earn twenty-fiv- e dollars a week I imagine 1 can pay off about five dollars a week on this house" The agent's eyes popped "Five dollars a week!" he cried "Why at that rate it would sake you more than three hundred years to pay Possibility ol "Leonard's father sends him month and says he will continue to do so until the boy a fund having been graduates t for this purpose by his But that fund is grandfather exhausted except for something only a little over a thousand off this house!" ' The young man gazed longingly at the gorgeous home "So what?" he'mused "It's worth it!" O 3 by his of their new homeThe mother was prostrated over the elopement and could only moan feebly that they could have whatever they wanted- - So they took a frying pan and a dish towel along with their ding and chair They lived in And that exhausted her unwillingness to wait a year or two at her mother's earnest request indicates a certain hardness and stubbornness that do not auger any too well for the future On the other hand young love Is a beautiful and educational thing in itself This happy young couple settling down in will $75 a 1 P ' '1 3 19-1- First Quarter that they could take possession many years of devotion she is willing to hurt and disobey her That she counts at mother the same time upon much help from that same mother That when Leonard graduates a year from June 'hestill will not have a job and the- education fund acquired If a girl has been petted and spoiled indulged in everything brought up in ignorance of the simplest rules of cooking housekeeping budgeting if she is accustomed to having her d'wn time lying awake practicallyall night — worrying worrying Lolita is madly in worrying love Leonard is as crazy as she Is and their plans for the future have about as much practical sense as if they were babies Loo11 D -'‘ self-contr- only and adored child Lolita" the letter goes on "and it is breaking my heart For weeks I have been unable to sleep for more than an hour or two at a "777 s self was married Lo lita evidently is like her mother But seriously there is no age that is safe for marriage and no age that is unsafe There is no marriage that cannot be made a success and none that cannot logically go down-ifailure A happy marriage is the unusual thing it exists only when high qualities of character wisdom philosophy are present These qualities must be By Kathleen Norris : 'Can any marriage turn out happily when the bride is only 18" a Texas mother WritC8 me "and when the husband only a year older has never done a day's work in his life but has to depend upon his father for support? 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