Show they 1 1 4 that last sunday there were not luite so many people watching the baseball game from points outside the fence 4 that eureka fans don t seem to be giving the eureka team the proper support T that hat manager bauer now has a good bunch of players but it will be hard to hold them together unless the games are well patronized that the crow is a high flyer but even the best of them he to come down for water that most married folks th flirting is wrong but a whole lot of them wish it wasn gasn t 4 that it is better to be a poor hum orist than a howling success as a grouch that some folks can lose their heads without knowing it that a lie ite is excusable when it shields someone from ness that some folks imagine that they ire putting one over on a corpora tion that insures them for 1000 that if charity covers a multitude jf A sins it sure beats some of the new angled creations in women s clothes that the new city ordinance will probably stop some of the fast iral g on main street that it i can t be that the women veer vear the slashed skirt for the beau y of the thing for the gaze never tops there that a chicago man claims to be ble to make cigars out of alfalfa he ile a the first one with nerve enough to own up to it 4 that no one seems to care whether an undertaker starves to death or not that to pay a compliment that is it n t deserved is just as bad as pay ing a bill that you OU do not owe that those who do kind acts only apen they think someone is looking could no doubt be awfully mean if hey thought no one would find it ut that man is reputed to be more than woman but in many ns it is because he listens to i woman advice that tomorrow has a persistent vay aray of arriving for those who put aings off from day to day that parasols were needed in the rand stand during sunday s ball game ame that further particulars can be efured from krink rink garrity or boy roy petty vetty that the only reason some folks ire not cussed more than they are is because of the prevailing respect for the dead that some folks dont don t know when they are well mell off but their poor re lations usually do 4 that when a young woman goes fishing she usually catches the sucker who rows the boat that a man always feels elated just after finding that he is right when he thought he was wrong that too many people use a mag i unifying glass in vie ving their trou brou bles and then throw it aw am ay before examining their causes for happiness that the telephone officials don t seem to be in any hurry fo to remove their dead poles from the north side of main street MIA that it is time the city officers got busy and forced them to a show down that war in mexico mast must be a very insipid affair compared to the kind sherman referred to in language that has become famous that it is a bad plan to make ex cues for mistakes no Is one supposes that they were made on purpose that we cannot blame the women for g to adopt the comfortable habiliments of man but she makes a mistake in trying to use but one leg of the pants 4 that the people of lark city are going to erect a splendid new hotel that it is time some one launched an enterprise of this kind in eureka there is not a place in the state where here a hotel is more badly needed that you can tell how married folks get along at home by watching matching ho hov v they perform v when hen they happen to be partners at a card party that a girl with a sweet voice beats one with a pretty face you don t have to look at her face but you can t shut her mouth 4 that it is better to be first in a slow race than a tail ender in a fast one that the X ray dresa dres is the latest fad among the women folks |