Show 1 I they say S v f HAT it should not be necessary THAT T to piss pass a law telling the wo men folks just what amount of cloth ng th Y can leave at ho ne when 01 they go out upon the street that there should however be i some ome I 1 tut to those flimsy revealing and nd teasing effects in femin ne at tire 4 that advertising makes two cue cus bomers grow where but one grew before tr the great moral week ly if you want to reach the people ot of tintic gintic i that most preachers are fanciers of chickens they prefer them fried that the mining exchanges are slowly but surely goin going out of busi basi ness I 1 41 ahat that its it s a big jump from mining stocks to fishing and hunting one of the weekly market letters from a salt lake broketa brokerage e hauge is head ed fishing and ll 11 hunting in utah 4 that a fourth class postoffice post office looks like a first class job to a great many people 4 that tainted money will buy just as much grub for the hungry as the other kind that the long green goes a long way toward keeping a man from feeling blue 4 that the man who kicks about the kind of sermons his pastor preaches is probably getting all he pays for I 1 thattie young lady who looks 1 ike be a dream in tae the even ng sometimes resembles a nightmare in the morn ing that the hen da do a a goad good deal of bragging but ai a general th ng rig she keeps qu et until she delivers the goods ahat few friends are so steadfast that the will not gois goss p behind our back I 1 that the man with the big noise may attract attention first but he doesn doean t hold bold it the longest that C the hobble skirts with little or no clothing beneath them are not quite as deceiving albut some things as the loose ones were that when a girl changes the spelling of her front name a proposition to obliterate the last name would receive favorable con sider alion 4 that religion is one kind of fire insurance I 1 4 that religion is about the only free thing that don t dra v the crowds 4 that some folka folks get in a terrible hurry when there is nothing to do that those B Y students will no doubt be able to tell the manager just how the mine shou d be oper abed 1 4 that they will be an improvement over the bohunko 4 that at park city th are brightening up th mining compan ies les are putting the rollers under laborers 4 that the trout fishermen are al ready getting ready for the season which opens one week from sunday that half of all our d are in our heads 4 that if it were not for th leg shows the theatres would go bank rupt bupt according to billy sunday that it is sometimes hard to mix sense vuth with that there is nothing more de sp isable than the man who makes a practise of runn ng small bills which he haa his n intention of pay ing that there is a big crop of these thes petty deadbeats in gintic tintic that it ia is a bad plan to carry all our ur money in one pocket that it is sometimes a hard job for a newspaper man to keep from telling the truth that the people who talk most are usually the ones who sheild sho ild have the least to say that we are going to have a sure enough baseball team for the season of 1913 1 that experience is a great teach er ajl all right but the trouble is that there are not enough people going to school that june a the longest day of the year that the dayse are all ahart short for the busy man or the man who is interested an n his bus work 4 that the local business houses are doing a very satisfactory spring bus iness |