Show 4 tt t they say i i I 1 HAT the man who ho buys goods THAT from a mail order house may have a long head but he w 11 probably iro bably have a short funeral ahat we cannot make eureka the bigg st town in the state but there is a chance to make it one on of the best that the merchant who sends out of town for his printing chasn t much interest in the town in which he is 10 lo io ng business that the heaviest taxpayer is the renter own your 0 home thai if you spent spend your money chere you get it you will be be able able to get it whery you spend it that the best photographer is the ne who makes the picture look tin least like the or ginal that the man who wants to be on the winnin winning side does not dispute as a s wife that a woman gets rsvp c ous when husband shaves off his mustache jle abile she is a vay on a visit that a woman noman sometimes finds her belf well fixed f nanci ally after she las baled fa led in marriage that down in mexico they change residents so often that most of 0 the people are two or three las laps behind n the political race that the man who is a burden to himself usually does not stop there that a woman wont allow you to convince her in a logical way nay or any ather way for that matter that mon y does not make much noise while the assessor is making us visits that a soft answer burneth away brath but it has the opposite effect jn n the book agent that after all it its s worth more to live 50 or 63 60 years in this day and ge than to have existed for 9 in the time of adam that there is no race suicide in the of suckers that the men who want jobs vote i a man into office ani and those who ion t get what they wane vote h in iut ut again that the money that the eureka merchants ner chants lose every year on dead beats would soon pay off the national debt that every time you put the rol lers under a deadbeat dead beat you make room for a good man that the madero fam fain ly of mexico s ng a re un on they should lot postpone the event too long that in juab county a man gets eighteen months for stealing a link of bologna sausage but if he commits a cold blooded murder he goes free that will am J has at last eon con necked up with a job in the national that the date of the big boxing contest is rapidly drawing near that wh ie le it is supposed to be a fifteen round bout it will probably continue as long as necessary that teddy ruf our able P af M will feel important when eureka has a ao 50 federal fe leral building that tat after a man takes a few doz en eye openers he has great difficulty n seeing that some people believe in skim slim ning the cream off the milk of hu man kininess before passing it out that if a prize fighter put in as much time sawing wood or shoveling snow now as he does getting ready for a contest he would soon be in the cap class that when a young lady is red in the face after our morning train has passed through one of the tunnels it is no sign that the smoke has choked her |