Show 4 1 it they say S 3 44 u si HAT the tailor made suit cov T THAT vers a multitude of pads that it will soon be time to start talking baseball that tintic gintic wants representation on the board of county commissioners that there will be no spring shoot ing of ducks this alar yi ar except for members of the poachers club that there is but one tintic gintic no other mining district can compare with this old reliable that it is better to be honest from force of circumstances than not at 1 it never gets too hat or too cold for the ice man that now that women have the ballot we should revise that old say ing about politics making strange bedfellows that this is the time of the year when the women folks economize on evereth ng else so that they can af ford to go as far as they like in buy ing their laster hat that judging from some of the freak bills that are be ng introduced in the legislature we are paying our legislators too much money that some of those hair bra ned promulgators of piety should be back on the farm or in the ranks of the salvation army that every time the legislature meets the saloon man shivers like a pup choked on a peach seed that the poor house is full of peo pie who neglected to save their mon ey tha that the bankruptcy law Is being very much abused these days that the road supervisor Is doing a good piece of work in removing the ice from the south side of main alain street that this is the time when a few thousand loads of gravel should bp bk placed on the streets of the camp that the is still hav ng his troubles leaks and frozen p pes keeping a number of men busy all the time that the only time that yo i can make anything by arguing with a man is when you are trying to sell him something that a married man cant can t keep a secret after hia his wife learns that he has one that your sins will find yon you out it if ou get into politics that the bill introduced at the re rc quest of the utah newspaper asso elation has already been slaughtered by the state legislature that the newspapers get all it ads it A promises before election but 1 ke the pledges in party platforms thea the are nevar never fulfilled that there will be no more di vore corces es while you wait at reno a year vears a residence being necessary un der nevada a new law that madero made 0 is a victim of the popular form of government he s been recalled that the man who mak s the most no to se talking usually makes least noise thinking that the legislature has only been in session some six weeks and yet the salt lake people are thin Ling of launching a society for the su of useless nose no se that the man who feels his im in the world is usually the one who would be missed the leat least that the high school students fail ed to attend the he matinee given for their benefit on monday missing an OD educational treat and overlooking an opp opportune ty of building up their ath letic fund |