Show TELEPHONE CURES THIRST french soldier makes a confession and penalty Is lessened by half paris A court martial at the front the presiding officer speaking with a distinctly kindly intonation to the accused now now admit that you telephoned no my colonel I 1 did not telephone hone if aou QU confess you will only have half the lie penalty well then yes my colonel I 1 did telephone all the court laughed and a nominal sentence was pronounced the civilian should not imagine that the use of a telephone Is a crime la ill the french army to telephone in id army slang Is to bore a little hole in a full barrel of wine to fit a rubber tube tuba thereto and apply the mouth to the other end |