Show SUNDAY MORNING FEBRUARY THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE II 1034 Today’s Youngsters Demand TKrills NORRIS KATHLEEN By One of More Startling’ Evidences of theEa-Vorit- e By WILL ROGERS 1 know is just what I read In the papers or whet I see as I prowl hither end thither and BrotoeMhayo Rising Generation True Thrills Have to Be Won by Love and I lately prowled Just blew back here to California about a week ago from one of these Cross Continent escapades I finished a picture one night and the Studio told me that it would taka them bout a week before they would have it all assembled snd be resdy to preview Here is the way we work it with these pictures I tnean all of em do It about this way When tha picture is Will Rogers finished they taka it out to some nearby town or lots of times in some suburban theater of Los Angeles and run it Its advertised in front of tha theater that there is a preview 6f a neW picture ttm night but it doea not aay what one it is A few of the main studio people connected with the making of it and the principle go and its run Then they see how it goes and try to see what is the metter with it Course we dont lwaya see and then too sometimes we know the main thing thats the matter with it and that is that it should navrr have been made but as it is made and lots of money is invested in ih why they take it back and work on it maby getake scenes sdd scenes cut out scenes Then maby they will take it out an 0j try it again on soma other defenseless 1 mads one one tims that wa audience previewed ao many times and so many places that tha last couple of weeks wa had to taka it away tip around FrUco All Southern California rebelled and said — we 'have seen this thing enough You see what 1 am trying to get at la that we try to make them as good aa wa can Bad pictures are not made with a premeditated design It looks to you sometime Ilka wa must have purposely made em that way but honest we dont is an accident and a good Abd picture ona is a miracle But this is not What I started out to ir ' u Just how far sh w willing to go for "thrills” has been startlingly lemon trated of lata by on of America’ -- the i girl: of one of daughter our rich-e- at families she has managed to supply presa and people with a sensational story her share of which is blandly on the explained that she ground wanted '‘thrills" One wonders" if she got them? Thi girl who is still very young j married a few year r ago— married un- happily and presently got a divorce After that ha nat--‘ Kathleen Norrla urilly wanted to- d marry again thli time choosing a Chilean nobleman The girl for some reason possibly connected with her fortune asked her mother's sanction for this second marriage perhaps the nobleman had as little money as have most titled persons who want to marry rich American girls and was willing to wait for family approval While negotiations between her mother and the count were pending however the thrillseeker introduced a decidedly novel note into the affair by eloping with another man their marOn riage taking place the next day the way home from the marriage there was a motor crash in which a relative of the groom was killed and the biide herself seriously injured Removed to a hospital she was reported as sending thereftbra messages of passionate affection— not to her new husband but to nobleman She assured the him from what might have been her death-bnever had changed that she toward him but still loved him with ail her heart "Poor girl she wanted thrill! She doesn't love the nobleman" says her' "She' doctor with eingular frankness never did love him This whole thing has taken place just because ehe had to have excitement— she would do anything for a thrill!” e All this is so unmistskable an self-style- tell you at alL It was going to tell you Studio is how I got away You see like a jail you cant just walk out you got to kinder escape or In aomo case be mado a trusty They told me I could go You see I have to sfo to Washington every so often to see what the Senators are doing I cant just leave em they wouldent do a thing or if they did it would ba the wrong thing I got to go there and kinder prod em up every once in awhile same as Mr Roosevelt has to bring em in and pat em On tha back every ao often You see thats the way he works em he never scolds them He know they are just children at heart and when he wants something done he just coaxes em brags on em and first thinffyou know they have voted “Yes” Well I esnt do that in fact therW is few that can I am not that even tempered Our President is almost a freak in that respect he seems to know just where Iheic back itches and there ia where h But I cant do it I have to scratches I like em cuss em a little sometimes imaby at heart as much as Roosevelt (maby more but they do vejc the yerV Lold-deout of -- meaniL times Well as I say the Studio go but when they showed '(the picture that if there was any what' we call retakes that I was to be back there at a They was curtain date to make em turning me loose kinder on probation If they had found that I had done anything wrong I was to come back and t Well all Delusionof Our Service ‘Retakes’ Compel Will’s Quick Return From Senate Check vil- ’ I I - repentWell I had just got settled down good In the Senate Gallery when the new coma that they had showed the picture and that there wai practically nothing wrong with it but tha last five reels (they must have skipped the first-on- e) so right in th middle of Huey Long oration I had to grab a plane and hike back to California and now it dont look like I will aver get out again so if the Senate gum everything up it will really ba my fault for I wa not there to guido You aee Roosevelt cant do everything So It looks like I will be retaking the rest of tha Spring and early Summer (Copyright 1934 By the McNaught Syndicate Inc) self-style- evl-den- This pursuit of thrills Is one of the most startling evidences of the favorite delusion of our rising generation They want thrills so terribly that they frequently kill themselves in a mad attempt to multiply hem think that these have anything to do with runaway marriage to European nobleman and (peed cars and eight clubs we are doing them a terrible Injustice There is not one thrill in ten year of that sort of living there never Is any thrill in the life that is lived for Itself alone egotist know no thrills Our girls and boys can only get bock thalr thrill by getting back their code their faith in life and in themselves their honest ambitions their capacity for the qualities of service and unselfishness and patience and Thare is more thrill in family love turning what promises to be an unsuccessful marriage into a good one than there is in ten thousand divorces I In balancing a family budget there Is of an undaveloped unimaginative and undisciplined nature that It presents only on really interesting feature to a student of modern girls and modern ways That feature is in the pathetic confession that the girl acted as sh did because aha wanted "thrills” Tor the rest she Is completely unimportant just one more pampered and reckless young creature trying to buy with money alone what money never can buy: adventure and interest joy in living liberty of spirit — in a word "thrills" Life does have thrills for some girls— life for some natures has thrills all the way along— but thrills art not to be bought and paid for nor do they ever follow euch completely brainleas performance aa dramatic betrothals to on man cross country chases for permission to marry him elopements with another man and crashes that land some of the party in the morgue and other in th hospital (Continued Prom Put Three) Thi pursuit of thrills is one of the In gorgeous gowns before one of her most startling evidences of the favorite delusion of our rising generation many cheval mirrors she was ready They want thrills so terribly that they frefor her sally Into the quently kill themselves in a mad at“culluhed ’clety circles” tempt to multiply them Something is Madame’s chance came — — wrong someseriously dangerously When the Pullman porters and where that seeing the wreckage of the system demonstrated all about them affiliated colored menials of the they yet blindly drive on toward their public gave their annual blowout at own wrecks and accidents and tragerink hall she was the dies and heartbreaks- - In a thousand An African those present cars thousand clubs among ten right racing social sciof student five hundred Impulsive marriages scores visiting prince of jazz bands and roulette wheels and ence was there In pursuance of his liquor restaurants there la not contained studies Also a doctor and polione such thrill as come3 often into an tician In furtherance of his hopes honorable life honestly lived with Its was present It was a gala gathernormal ambitions its human joys and rewards its its and fears ing pain Glides Into the Ballroom For any woman the thrill of life is love And love here is not meant cs a Madame Washington painted synonym for sex The loves that lrtke girdled in tangerine evea life thrilling are many and various Married love and of different forces ning frock carrying a great red Is surely one of them but there is plume fan and duly escorted glidmother love too end the love of her ' ed lackadaisically inside the ballcWn mother and father her sister and room door And almost stopped the brothers her kinsmen generally and her show friends For women these are what of course the makes life thrilling in a vary real and Not actually absorbing sense and these are relationwas in full swing when she arball ships of alow growth No money can rived The orchestra was sobbing buy sons and daughters a good mother but the muan Infectious one-steand a good father a circle of devoted sicians being soclajly disciplined friends whose own lives afford an infinite field for love service compandutifully tore their eyes from the ionship sympathy and' joy grandiose spectacle and picked up The lives of our mother end grandthe broken rhythm mothers were packed with very real Madame began to sway She thrills they didn’t have to waste any picked up her train tossed- her divorces racing time on night club bandeaued head and cut a pas cars sensational ascapsdea to discover them suel with a broad smile indicative Unquestionably the love affair the engagements the presents and the of “Shop fly! Shod! Heaben’s done marriage and th new name all afford spilt Its grandeur on me!" Presthrills as they should but the new ently despite her tonnage she was babv the new carriage the exciting trip being whirled round and round by to Philadelphia with dear George v ere ell equally thrilling Their nurseries strapping dandles of servlce-dotheir kitchens their hospitalities dear Finally she passed into the arms of Lizzie's Illness and darling Henrietta’s the African prince' The Intoxicawidowhood grandma’s visit and Kate's tion from such close proximity with to n ramified these ell Infinitely party royalty glddlfied her and ahe long intimate family conversations and by plans and gift and Christmases and a whirled and dipped and rocked In birthdays filled their live to overflowelephantine grace The prince ening For actual thrills I know of no life joyed the experience as did Mastory more illuminating than that of onea dame for now the dance being at more than lived who Mott Lucretia d zenith and Madame attaining Its a in ago quiet hundred years her fondest dreams didoed so fanold Quaker larmatead on Lung island Lucretia had eight children end tastically with her fan that they sh never wore anything but the sober were the cynosure of 11 eyes silver-graof her order her one frivolity Too Much for Hall th exquisitely becoming transparent batiste frill at wrista and throat But Tha strain of such a throng dancwhat a Ilf ah had! And what an old ag she had what ing was too much for the old halL unshiny years of peace and lovo and Suddenly there was a creaking then beauty aa tha rising tide of children and a crashing The walls were topgrandchildren deepened about herall and the floor collapsing Dancers Its pling with came the new generation and scrambled hither screamed to her sorrows and jovs and problems and thither knee! Not one day of her long full life was without its thrill Later Madame Washington was If we are allowing our girls to grow from the debris Her extracted real to the how win up not knowing were not serious but she wounds if them of are we fe letting thrills QUALITY long-cherish- ed what a thrill that is! But these true thrills AWARD FOR DESIGN FOR INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY INSIGNIA had lost a great deal of blood from The doctor recommended a blood transfusion to hasten recovery "I wants a quality puhson’s blood!” she persisted “I’se a quality ’omanl” "But Madame” argued the doctor "to procure the blood of any particular Individual will entail ex' pense apd waste of time We’ve had an offer of blood from a very af- fable and—— ” "Expense!” she scoffed interrupt-ingl- y ' "But “Humph!” Madame whose blood?" she began “The prince was wrist "Maybe “By Jove! the doctor on ation The In Prizes aggregating $180 in value have been offered for a design of an emblam for the International Federation of Business and Professional Women in a competition opan to both men and woman artist of 2i eountrlea Mis Lena Madaain Phillip of New York City president of Ona the federation ha announced hundred dollar will be paid for tha winning design 500 Ur presented by the Fine Art committee of which Mra distinguished Antonietta Italian aculptress la chairman for tha third aecond best $20 for the Design submitted will be exhibited and judged at the next meeting of th board of directors to be held in England in July Competition i restricted to professional artist and advanced atudenta Only countries in whichwillthere are compete branches of the federation Design submitted by American artists must reach international headquarters by 4 Park avenue New York City " April 1 announcement Miss Phillip In her must point out that the design desired not require more than ona or two colors on a background of ailver or gold and ona that will be suitable for reproduction on a large icale "No emblem which i be consymbolic of a single country will atdered" aha said Pacli-Poglia- -- 1s here in an- fractured a she faltered said the verge of exasperWe shall seel” Transfusion d hour later the d doctor nodded to his assistant holding the anesthetic “All right” called the assistant to the man waiting in the next room "Step lively Your Highness" Dol-lInto the room stepped Doc somewhat frightened In countenance His arm was bared and He took the bed drawn sterilized next to the Madame’s Incisions were made and the transfusion An white-robewhite-robe- ah p GUILD SELECTION "Shake Hands With tha Devil” a novel that deal with tha ferment in Ireland that led to establishment of tha the Free State has been the choice ofbook aa It February Literary Guild naa The author 1 Rearden Conner who written aomething more than a nove hi book is a forceful hiatory of a milim a momentou epitary unit engagedwomen appear in the But few sode mascustory standing out against tha eoitioa line background 'Tha regular is by Morrow — ornate for evident itraining such diction that one entirely forget tha atory in considering the phrases Note the first three of tha combinations cord affixed When Madame opened her eyes she asked “Did yuh git It from do prince doctah?” “Madame” smiled the doctor “you have a hemoglobin transfusion of the most virile and uncon- taminated character” “I feels ravlshln’ doctah!” she m beamed EDITORIAL NOTE Thera la on principle of art which teems without exception of any kind: “That ir bad art which call attention to itself for Itself" This means d that everything every detail Into the atory must contribute to the total effect and must not in and of itself seize upon the reader’s attention to the neglect of the main idea or thought of tha atory Nothing must be put in tha way of a full and complete picture On meet a young lady who ha used so much that all ona can aea aa aha approaches Is two carmine Ups (absolutqly unkiss able If one has good taste) the lips take the spot light on the whole whereas a flood-ligh- t girl is what was desired She Ur made up for the worth of the whole has been violated and ruined by an undue emphasis on a Intro-duce- tree-ahada- y ’ ' lip-stic- k part mir-rore- (Copyright 1834 King Featurei Syndicate Inc) snd a million "Quality” fails in' just this manner There is at tunes in its author -- - "ebon obesity “psychological quandary "belligerent dispoaition of auch Implacability” Ona cannot avoid tha distraction an oththey cause as he reads and erwise fairly good story is partially wa a spoiled by what probably attempt at tha beautiful Tha young artist cannot do better than try to ba aimple aincerc and honeat and a itraining for word which one does not regularly and naturally use is none of these Let us hope that our contributors will try to tell their stories simply asnat-if urally end spontaneously just to a they were giving them orally Such crowd of close acquaintances stories will certainly be surer of THE TRIBUNE'S acceptance for this page o o McIntyre Broadway has not gone back to its preprohibition hooray with aA rush The group of gilt is decidedly limpy impresario hocked their marble to open gaudy haunts remindful of old days They paid fabuloua turns for headline celebrities Crowd came for the first night openthe interest wa ings but efterwsrd slack' Progress is being made toward bringing the atraet back to its tempo when hailed as tha Gay Whit Way Th truth But it’s a slow business Is thousands war weanad from tha thord oughfare to the fashionable and speaks east of Fifth Tha Itbel of Broadway was a label of cheapness and rightly so for Broadway in it decadence had become the cheapest most maligning atraet in tha universe wer Chines Its famed restaurant burchop auey places It play atrip lesque and movies stpond run houses Broadway nay with barker outside com back and may not XI® rot tell But one thing aoming back with a rush and whoop! thrill-seekin- g 'one deep gash in her thigh diffidenUy “Yes Madame he other room— only By Ilka them have to be won by love end eervice It is one of our national tragedies that many of our girls not crly don’t know that but that they regard the mere auggeation of sober thrifty service and patience and companionship In marriaga as intolerable babies are faintly disgusting fidelity Is dullness itself the thought of not being able to break tha marriage tie at any whim i insufferable to them Perhaps sometimes we who are their mother and guardian don't act them quite the right example Perhaps in this deplorable harvest of mistakes and divorce and accident we are only reaping what wa hava sown thrill that no extravagance with dad’a To move wiih millions ever supplies a small son and daughter from a small city apartment into a country bungalow with a garden and a back yard Is an event more satisfying to the feminine soul than even a midnight marriage to the wrong man end a fatal accident to follow And the return to the family breakfast table of some dear Invalid the little shaky girl eettling back against with a long ilgh of her chair-pilloweariness and content or the adored father of the family back In his armchair Interested In his newspaper again —only tha woman who has been anxious burdened tired with nursing knows a led I Gotham’s Gait Limpy on Way Back to Preprohibition Days Private hospitals all over the east are tha worst financial plight of their Soma have gone into bankhistory receivruptcy and others teeter toward such minership Hundreds who want istrations are going to email hospitals in the suburb where expense is not so terrific Hospital suite in th toney Also a place are as high aa $40 day caterthere ia indignation at several for addicts ing to rich drunk and dope It is told that at one auch place per-to mission was denied a dying Old lady see her pet dog Yet the pampered guest of the place was a famous swindler on occupying th d Iqxe auite And another floor a rich and aocial dipsomaniac gave champagne parties to a third-ratprize fighter Somehow in th flurry of a world gone mad in clamor for lost possessions I found cotofort in this clipping someone sends from the Automobilist published in Manchester N H: "The invisible realities are the only Homer things that abide The song of which still lives whereas the world in The it was created has vanished thoughts of Virgil still move u mightlmptrial Rome ha crumily where bled Yet whoever aaw a thought? Wa hear men aay: ’Providence is on the But side of the strongest battalions how different ia th testimony of Pilate had all the battalions yet he has barely escaped oblivion He lay remembered only because of hi momen-tarassociation with a man Vho had no battalion except th Invisible one e his-tc- ry of truth and three-sheete- (Copyright 1934 McNaught Syndicate Inc) m r ri ('fer A'- f L fig $?& y v right” about face from Thare The in many quarter sophisticate distinguished Alfred Count In an essay in Rob Wagner’ Journal aays: "Aa for myself Dorothy Parker’ wit tailored to formula i meis alway chanical rather than Inspired Th la indeed true of th whole echool ofy Bench-lesophisticated wiaecrackera from? now to Stewart a achool that la unhappily for me on th wane I turn from Mis Parker’ tame irony to Samuel Hoffaniteinand poetry In a similar vein to find witcritipoetic emotion baaed in a genuine cism of life and maintain my grim that even pleasure In th knowledge idol of th so Mis Parker remain the fashionable wise" ia a sudden house-broke- e aam um-up- s: Short ahavlngs: Harry Arnold well la coining to known New York a head of a win agency Basil Woon after SO years In Paris In a three weeks’ look at Pari recently Jo earn away In a blue funk Laurie Jr went to night school after he wa making several hundreds a week Mayor LaGuardia will not permit his car to occupy a special place in front of a theater a gesture that made Jimmy Walker vastly unpopular Irvin S Cobb was editor of a Paducah Paria-Amerlca- n Stop the pain with it penetrates "Bon-Gay"- n essayist phrase the "Carl Van Vechtan our own corn-fe- d Beaudalalre Emil Ludwig Mother Goose In a Museum Noal Coward a Rochefoucauld in lac panties” Th ’ Wallace Beery newspaper at 19 used to be a hot bolt thrower - Ham and Carrie Finn Guild Baltimore couple who spend moat of their time fishing in Tahiti at In New York for a holiTha "Buy No French Wine day Until They Pay Ua a Just Debt” propaganda Is having it affect in all cafes Mrs Alice Longworth ha suffered from a tooth Infection of tha Jawbone Twenty thousand since girlhood people in America commit suicide avery Elmer OHphant famous foot-bi- ll year football gema star has Invented Sutthat ia making him a fortune ton Place is losing cast as residential Too difficult to reach area Tha axpensive content of thi million-ai- r awlndler Kreuger’a bomb brought Rupart Hughes- - who only $8000 wrote three fat biographical volumes on George Washington not once said Yet that legend he wai a drunkard "Waiting” by Bonnil Busch peralst And is a good sentimental volume Edwin Balmer has don another dandy Philadelin "Dragons Drive You’ phia is aching for Ethel Barrymore to Percy try out her next play there Crosby sent out th most original and beautiful American Christmas card David R Atchison president of tl United States for a day wa born in Trltzi Sheff la tha Plattsburg Mo hostess at th Tap Room In tha BuckCab Calloway la playingham hotel ing a month’ engagement at tha PalNaw York school ladium in London children are being sold ao milch rum candy that a dozen arrest have been Mrs Harrison William is made d as tha beat dressed being American woman by Pari dressmakers Her portrait by Ben All Haggin is the most widely discussed of the season Both Haggrn and Mra Williams are from the Blue Grass section of Kentucky — I deeper stays in longer in pain seconds count penetrate through skin flesh muscles directly to the spot of the psiu and stay in until the pain disaphas a faster " pears That’s why action relieving) hyposensitizing(pain than its many imitators If you want sore fast relief put th hyposensitlsing to and antipyretic action of “Ben-Gay-” work— nib It on generously and know the quick relief Be sure to look for ” on tha cover red When you are "Ben-Gay- " “Ben-Gay- "Ben-Gay- RUB RAIN AWAY WITH BAUMEWGAK IT |