| Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER 24 1933 How the IrishBeauiys Grand RomancingSfood a City on It She Was ot Noble Blood and An Heiress But Kidnapers Were in Close Pursuit Said She Then Came the Cops and the Farcical Climax “He who has imagination’ without learning has wings but no feet" -‘- fOUBERT big armored express-trucleaned back in his chair and stirred his coffee reflectively Over him hovered attentively the pretty and vivacious Irish waitress The acerf8 “'Dolly’s Pantry a Detroit rcstauij -- — k THE rant “Jeanne's mother had been a famous had been seen and richly admired by a music-lore- r named-Terr- who had observed her charms from a stage box” sir?” she asked as “Happy Jack” Sceerey pushed away his emptied dessert plate and unconsciously reached for an invisible toothpick “Just one thing” rumbled Jack in his melodious baritone “Tell me something about yourself” Jeanne Terry colored prettily She waConJy nineteen and1 the implied coraplimentppleased her immensely Her features took on the aspect ol a somewhat coy mysteriousness' “Well I wouldn't confide in most “Anything: She sinter else IMAGINATIVE TOO Stalwart Jack Sceerey the Armored Jeanne told Jack that although temporarily daa ing ’am off the rm eke wee of noblo blood Hor grandfather Lord Van Fit Patrick O’Terrial III of Dublin” Expre-Truc- estate By the little pretty heiress and her her charms and talent from a stage box Mr Terry was half-Iris- h which was all to the good But he” also n was a fact not calculated to enchant Grandpa O’Terrial back home who also strangely enough had a deep aversion to commoners of all sorts particularlythe sort who Insist on marrying into the O’Terrial family N v e r t heless the diva and her adorer got married And when Grandpa heard about it le“ stormed boomed fretted fumed What’s morxhe sent for his attorneys and before you could say Blarney Stone the new Mrs Terry wascut off without even the proverbial shilling That’s the Irish foj you when they get burned up over anything! For a long time the Terrys had tough going It was a dreary round of garrets and crusts and hope deferred that maketh even the stout Irish heart sick Then the tide turned Terry invested a little money in the Muscle Shoals project Lo and behold It yielded him J75000 a fortune in his modest eyes But before Jeanne who all this time had been growing up could share in the family good luck both her parents died and she couldn’t touch the money which had been placed with a Detroit trust company till she was twenty-on- e Hence the obligatory humiliation of "dealing ’em off the arm” in a restau- troubles had through spread the Excited half-Italia- HE HORNED IN THEN— Former Supti of Police Patrick J O’Grady of Detroit Who Was Instrumental in Exposing the Hoax Which Mischievous Jeanne Perpetrated people” she said “But yourself that’s different You have a fine friendly face and I like it” Then the whole astounding story came out Jeanne although temporarily “dealing ’em off the arm" whs of noble blood Her grandfather was Lord Van FitzPatrick O’Terrlal III of Berkshire Dublin That’s what she said said she The amazed Sceerey gazed at her as If hypnotized “You mean — ” he stammered “you mean—?” “Yes” said Jeanne gravely “I am tho rightful heiress to the O’Terrial estates Big estates they are too” “But why—?” Jeanne also had an answer to that one “Listen” she said “I don’t know why I’m telling you all this but you do seem like s decent understanding young fellah I feel deep in my bones I can trust you It was this way—” Jeanne’s mother had been a famous operatic singer Coming to the United States for a concert tour she had beep seen and richly admired by a musicloved named Terry who had observed this time news of the ROMANCIN’ ’ROUND and Imaginative! Pretty of them were on her trail Already she had received several extortion letters in which she was told to come across or she would be "snatched” But the snatchers couldn’t reckon with Jack Sceerey When Jeartne confided in him that she was being followed by two sinister men in a big blue sedan Sceerey looked wise drew his gun and departed with the remark: “Leave ’em to me” Later he returned and reported that heNimd contacted the kidnapers “It’s the JbeJPallazzo gang from New York” Jeanne tried hard to conhe told ne Jeanne Terry the Detroit Waitress Who Dreamed She Was of Noblo Irish Blood and Heiress to a Big Estate and Told Jack About It At Right! Paragraph from a Detroit Newspaper Giving Details of Police Attempts to Foil tho Kidnap Plot real her surprise and bafflement at this news The snatch artists 1 ad be-her own idea and here was Jack pretending that they really existed Was Jack imaginative Irishman that he was trying to her? It looked like it And it was most puzzling it was Spurred on by this notion Jeanne made the remarkable discovery that Grandpa had dispatched Scotland Yard out-drea- m city groups gathered on street corners to discuss the situation and there was protracted newspaper comment on the startling case Jeanne almost literally had stood Detroit on its collective ear At this point the one man who might have been expected to see through this tissue of absurdities appeared on the scene He was former Superintendent of Police Patrick J O’Grady with a long and honorable career as a sleuth behind him He had forsaken sleuthing for the brewery business however In spite of his Sherlock Holmes reputation when Mr O’Grady dropped in at Jeanne’s restaurant for a sandwich and listened to her tale of wme he went for it in a big way Without question-tio- n a single detail the O’Grady assured Jeanne that he was going to take immediate action to safeguard her Armed “to the teeth” and prepared k Driver Whd Wa”Vatly Impressed with Jeanne’s Talet So Much So That He Went After a Gang of “Snatch racketeers” with a Vengeance The Gang Proved to be Alythical However to call his brewery boys into service at the drop of a bung starter he summoned Inspector G C Schink of the Petoskey station That official threw a heavy patrol guard around the restaurant and intensively questioned all concerned in the case with especial reference to Jeanne and Jack Here is what his interrogations finally developed: Jeanne had no noble old Irish grandfather There was no fortune held in trust for her There were nokidriapers for Jack subtly infected by Jeanne’s inflamed imagination had just concocted the “Joe Pallazzo gang” Jeanne had written the “threatening letters” to herself It had all been just good clean (Irish) fun The melodramatic dreamers were bet off with a mild reprimand “Is it true that you really made all those things up?” reporters asked Jeanne as she left the station house “Sure sure” she replied with a dazzling smile “Who but the Irish would play a trick like that on people?” Callisto Was a Bear Now She’s to Be a Girl Again! '$ t3 ff'3 rant Jack Sceerey was profoundly Impressed Himself of Irian extraction he sympathized deeply with the engaging celleen in her predicament He determined to protect his little friend from any harm that might befall And harm take it from Jeanne shadowed her path Kidnapers A gang A 1 An Old English Custom PRESTO CHANGE! Displacing the Big Bear Whila Caliiito Holds tha North Star in the Palm of Her Hand AS SHE WAS The Constellation of tho Big Bear in Which tha Outer Edge of tho Dipper Point to the North Star High on tho Left LAST is to to a begone has long suffered an ATlady whojustice all dignity repulslveto gallantry It appears by the records that SOFT FOR THE BRIDE It’e an Old Britiih Custom Yon Soo Depicted Above Even Thougli It Might Stem a Little Frivoloua for tho English J E Tosh Track Star Is Shown Carrying His Brida tho Former Mis V Horwood From St Andrew’s Church After the Ceremony No One Seems to Know How tho Custom Started What’a Your Guts 7 in- Callisto aroused the anger1 or at least the indignation of Jove ruler of the legendary heaven in which the naughty Jovian family lived (when theyere at home) Callisto had been naughty ip some way and Jove for punishment turned her into & bear As a boar she was in danger of being hurt by some hunter In fact she was specifically threatened with a lethal arrow whereupon Jove CowrtlM ISIS tf Km who may have thought that The New Figure of Calliito lie had car- rection-findin- g ried the fatherly severity to an extreme put Callisto safely into the starry sphere and arranged her as a constellation Up in the sky Callisto has been the Great Bear ever since and every mariner who sails the seven seas and every Boy Scout who has learned his lessons knows that part of the Great Bear con- -' stellation is made up of the Big Dipper by which — if you aim along the outer line of the dipper's bqwl — you unerringly find the Pole Star and your di ed Turk Knolls Journal Is troubles are over This was the situation when the case of Cdli&to came to the attention of an amateur astronomer George Brewster Gallup now in Flordia Mr Gallup has won fame as an editor as a specialist in promotion as a student of housing problems who has attracted the interest of modernists in housing on both sides of the Atlantic but he is more interested in the fame he has won for astronomical work than for anything else he has done Callisto according to Mr Gallup has had a dirty deal Why he asks shouldn’t she be rescued from the ignominy of being a bear and be' a woman again? In his classes at Bradenton Florida the idea has been enthusiastically received Everybody before whom the question ha3 been- placed is for Callisto The two accompanying plates show how Callisto may be restored to her rights without the disturbance of a single star And bow much better the constellation looks when Callisto hands you Polaris I |
