Show RECIPE FOR REAL TROUBLE cheerfully buted to an already ui happy world trouble making Is an older industry than the manufacture of steel cain the trouble maker got into action before tubal cain the iron worker and eve got adam into hot water long before the boiler boller makers union began business there are three kinds of trouble imaginary borrowed and real imaginary trouble consists of rail road accidents earthquakes fires sul aides the poorhouse death and the grave carefully mixed and taken after a late dinner or a drop in the stock market borrowed trouble Is the kind we get from our relatives its principal in gradients are visits borrowed money birthday presents advice and expectations but the real article Is produced as follows put the sandals of endurance on your feet take your life in your hands and follow by turn the how to be de happy philosopher the preacher of physical culture and the apostle of diet puck |