| Show TIIE SALT LAKE TRIIUINE SUNDAY MORNING MAY 0 1 1 O McIntyre Theaters Hooks Will Rogers jr BELIEVE IT OR N"OT Columnist (Jives Some of His Opinions on s Ac- 28 1921 Will Visits the World’s Fair Still in the Raw Robert L Ripley By in tors Music Citizens and a Few Other Personalities in News Eloquent On What Can Re Found There Bv WII I- - Rooms 1 know is just wh it I rc a m the p i pc rs or w hut I see fi om an W By o 1 0 O MrlMTY RE Most interesting Variety theatrical papu all 11 ind ground Well a couple at week I was living west fiom New Yoik and I had ic id siVmui'li about the w units fair in Chicago wlucli bv the way will be lope ning i Iht now so I decided to stop off end xce I w hat it w as like was on mv vvy west tn nuke a mov ip and I knew that I coulde it get time for quite a! w bile xo I w inted to see it m th i aw Well it was raw but Jt was big and will Roger 1 raw really pi edict it to bo It looks like mighty big thing runs more to the educational and tn the amusement too eoutse Bu time Is Hungs there that oven folk that think thrv hive outgrown flr well it w ill make them atop and look Rufus Dawes the guiding spit it met thev have shown gieat coura m gou g right ahead with It for tin was kt eplng on going even when the ' dldetit think Roosevelt was a goon as he ls Even if Roosevelt had Ju he i n an ordinary president they wa all set to go through with It But now that he has turne d magician win it looks like a cinch for folks have all just gut a different feeling now Thev want to get out away fron old surroundings see new faees hen optimism they are jut going io re new their notes and mortgage and take a new le ese on life Chicago hs e the geogiaplura! location mast either been on one ocean er ‘I Opinions luxie'st of international bankets— J P Morg in Foremost diamalii actuss-Ka- th ai inc Cornell Most informative columnist rthur Bil bane Season s best biogi aphy — Mai ic An toinette by Zweig most amusing faker — Worlds George Bei nard Shaw Most intelligent radio talks -- Ed win C Hill Most exciting sea stoiy of the yeal — dam Race Inanest book of poetiy— Ezia rounds ‘Canto” Waxes Chicago igo j — Most glamorous of the new er niov le atais— Katharine Hcpbuin Season s mellowest play— One Sun dav Afternoon ' Americas meirut wig— frank Sullivan and Coicv feud RobBest of all tap danceis-B- ill inson Most comfoi table theater— The Be lasco Most appealing modem huo- - Lind bergh Best weekly summary of world af fairs— Time The gripping diama of the season— "Yoshe Kalb" at the Yiddish Art the I v ater Tuniest music how of the year — a Chance " Best portrayer of small tow n humor — Ohic Sale Most picturesque orchestra conduc tor— Stokowski Most Interesting mixed theatrical dinner crowd — at Lindv a Coldest looking American citizen— Andrew! Mellon Best recent volume of Amer can history— “Andiew Jackson" by Mai quia James Take fan-hav- other You can chive to this fair It wil the first worlds fair which had ti Of course pioviric parking pace when I was there two weeks before it dldont look like it would ever le finished but they declared It would Some darn fellow doped out tint forty years ago a beam of light lert Arcturua (Now you dont tell me that I got to atop and explain to you w hat and where Arcturus ls do youT) Well thats fine I am glad I dont hRve to Well some "light and statistic min figui e out tint this light would re Chic this vc it Loidknnws feve e plner needed some light un it it been Chicago Course whats slowed this beam of light up Is that its poking along at the rate of 188 million mile- -a second If they can just get It y it will really start moving someplace why It might be here on time This light beam will throw a gwite h and that will light up the whole ol the fair Course tt all may be Just a gag but It a good one anyhow These scientists I expect have more fun out of u than we do out of them Neithr really know when the other ia kid ding You ee Chicago claim they wen born Just 100 years ago 1833 Thev dont explain their parentage so there has alway been a doubt Sqme av their dam waa ammunition and the sire wa an animal called Racket But Its a great old city and they see doing the best they can and time hn proven that they havent got the oh and exclusive right to organize rime But thets eunuch ct seieone ai Ini ess w hat will w t se e at the f ui Unless you aie crerkeved you wi vipw the follow mg In the first place vou never saw i many cuckoo looking buildings If jbuildmg is built like a building the Iwont let it live N6w colors If p untn painted em and be did for iwas mv old and good friend Jo epl lit bun of Austria who made Ziegfcle Follie s famous with bis i lot of art anr colm well thev told me Joe frame up these never before reri colors It If its a color vor tiki' the buildings hive ever seen befoie they repaint it Thes get twenty barrel of p ml nf all eeilors then pour em into a hop per then thsts connected with ((lint gun then a fireman with ho e paints em inxte ad of a painter I think its done on the theory th nothing th its done nowad iy is right am how But the whole effect t kuidei pleasing and must be art fen nobody knows what it is (ThiLs the onlv wav to rs cognize art) Course I flunk with all its million nf attriu ton I think what will make the fu is beer and by that time the brew dies will have sold all their nee lice i and with good bur why an fair ta made Now for instance they got the Im We gp t horse in the woild there with beer even If he Is not the big go t It dont matter Hollywood hi studios where they show oi how tures make Cnurt the om pie they the make there wont be good pu tuns but they will be about aa goo as the ones we make out nere wanted to go take old Blue Bov thei but he had some other big ideas You mut plan to go to th ta fan Comn snder Byrd ship the latest u an of encistriam lined Pullman cat the j vmg Scotchman the very trail No it th it be als all worlds records not an American train It English goes from London to Scotland It wil be ttcie nnd the most wondeiful en hinted island whetc you can chn vour children while you go to the beer guden Chicago is going to r derm ti r r se If go and help h I bv the M N u (opi ght Sv fit ndn ate Inc Ire The Dutch Treat a luncheon club of artists and writeis In theli annual show this year specialized in raking bankers over the cools bringing forth It Is difficult to belusty cheers lieve that men who four years ago were on high pedestals now Hie the topic of ribald tunes and guttei jokes e Over coffee at Leon Guidons the other evening talk turned to old time patent medicine ads with their re counting of symptoms It developed four men present were suckers for vtsv new remedy— and after a little prodding admitted that they still chase cures all over the world Fach they believe to be ‘the one but de apite being constantly disillusioned they never give lip Incidentally each appeared a pictuie of health 1 i jo Greenwich Ct an hour's pleasant drive from New York has long been the haven of midnight elopers from New York There Is an accommodating justice there who will erlse any time of night to perform a ceremony He is not only a marrying justice he Is also correspondent for all the lead lng news newspapers — thus because of telephone service is it impossible for bride and groom to get back to New Yoik ahead of the details e e Artists have quite a time locating the famous mole on Picident Roosc vcits face For the records it is on the right side but almost all the pic tures show it on the left Of course some pictures show no mole at alL e e e Bernard Sobrl s first nov el "Indis erect Girl" is hailed bv those who hive seen advance proofs as nnottir “M itirice Guest " It is being hi ought Sobel out bv Furar and Rinchut wax a former professor of Fnglixh at a Purdue and gave polished literary flavor to the usual row-dpr ss agent He was the ing picss agent for leg fold and his beautiful gul shows He comes out of the literal v belt m In rii ina that produced Ade T u kmgton ind m Nuhohon Hubb irej and Rile now dramatic editoi of the Mirroi e i v e Short shavings Temple Bailcv is now Ament as best paid vviitei ri 000 for two sc nals and feet lor 14 feci uie-1- 7 reiving $221 g ten short stoi ms JackDcnipscv at has club taken Spoiling punters 1G50 Broadway Arthur Murray has 118 dance msliuetors on his puv roll Sally Belle Cox docs most' of the b ibv erv mg over the r idm and J Chester gets $100 a week foi it Cupia is a member of ten exchanges Jim Oviatt ls noCv m complete to this huh u as Sa Hmul t on n t ihn tt charge of the fimoux habudashou Alexander Oviatt s In Los Angeles I tin if uonhl hail to inn Fi it sfuf I of I int I Wil sun of Tiotf X ) William H Rovce s Bihar ex Ls to be of said the tlie should one it inovi pert imw the Itns-l- h at 7 (i'(li)ih in lln smu-i- n u ho uas a tfoi nmr nt Irinch author Clvdetkattv does hot pool m from mul ul " o t hit h in not fit until an hour after bis lion t lor in the u or If he does fond taming pel formant e iiisjit hod cooh to r a of hi n nl il t Hit intt of be suffeis indiustion Robinson (foods of ls Ciusoc was the fnxt newspaper se I’nl siht hi tn Wash til hn TWO SIDES TO hi EHY (i rial Paris stvle makers now are rur Iht d Win-d- o hif thost tfoi n It tt tis mmuhiltn if WISDOII a hull if ti hooi intl 0 sot pu coming to New' Yoik for ideas Bangkok now has a $710 000 S v f if hinndnl lu smuhr tin pi jit Inis of lititl n in tm m sf in ir tlass is hi on n in movie palace built bv the king luckv Baldwin was boin in ilamil u (Is t 11 1 tihat llu tn mul nils Ion of mil holt nir ctjluuhrs is tmtl mi nit hi a ( ton Ohio and despite Iils enor I In 1 1 s Hut tnnl flat-t- t a t if nm si ioht minis fortunes iarel paid debt until it tnthl sfdit hull) on Hit A grind evenings sued for It In In s sun mil if 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