Show VISITS on the W ng 9 the boss complained because the cew rew man threw from the ditch but one shovel of dirt to the old man s two whereat the new man remarked that the old man ought to because he I 1 ad been on the job twice as long this reminds of the brawny irishman who when reprimanded for the same defect replied well hadn haan the t he ought t 7 he ile s smaller and nearer to it those wrights are high highfI fliers all right all right u sometimes you can buy a woman a beautiful fall hat and make her forget that she wanted an automobile r ti u A michigan fisherman has invented a h rubber angleworm in other words when the fish rubber they get the hook u u A nebraska newspaper tells us that an old woman s stocking la Is nice for rubbing up shoes after you have put the polish on does the editor mean that the young v omen are earing i theirs or did he write it woolen stocking 7 0 the perfect peace V 1 f 3 C 4 ah where the shade its lure has spread the caell of peace lg Is on the bank the peace that knovs kno vs no bickering iso no g eed no curse of creed or rank where ripples sing a ruste rust psalm tl TI at prompts the dozing mind to dream the brown eyed cattle halt half asleep are idling in the babbling stream the sun that sparkles on the ford and ancl fashions diamonds in the sand Is weaving tracery dinine along the leafy border land the chrusl pipes softly to her youn within the opalescent light of sunny southern skies of bliss that wait their mastery ot of flight the stream runs on in rhythmic rune the moments drift their passing way and all the world along the shore Is peaceful as an autumn da dai ah give to me a heart that s filled with incense of the border land the peace and gladness of the stream where dozing brown eyed cattle stand 0 go it go it while you re young my boy I 1 establish yourself in the town an nals as s a high stepper then go to the city at the first opportunity and get city broke then go it some more keep right on going get in with the fast ones one way to prevent infirmity in your old age is to die young the way to die young Is to burn out all your reserve centers while you have youth and vitality to help you make a tool fool of yourself pitch into the carmine of life then pitch the carmine into yourself yours if and spit paint all over town keep right on in the paint business busine ss until your nose is a headlight and everybody knows knobs at a glance that you are running wild on an open switch track toot to beat the band hand run over all the hopes and ambi eions of your poor old father and mother don t stop for red lights or crossings or a cow on the track go it while you re young after a while ou can t go so very fast because you will have to stop ao much oftener for fuel that a why you want to go as fast as you can now burn up the track when you strike an extra running wild your old cronies will slobber over you and go back to the brothel for more of the same they are going some too lead a gay life and lead it while you are young it is the only thing that pays in misery and disgrace million fold don t forget my boy to go it while you re young SMS e 0 S warned an illinois editor warns the young la flies dies ot of his town who propose getting dl recto rec toire lre gowns that they should be care lul ful to keep their staci ings well darned on general principles this Is good advice directo lre or no lit atef al |