Show 4 THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE FRIDAY MORNING JUNE 12 1931 alt £al ffilmtw Issued mr morning bv Thg Hilt Tilbung Publishing Company nun or lUBscBirriONi ratty and Bunday ona monUi t 10OB and Bunday on yaar M lany abora rataa apply In Utah Idaho (the Nevada and Wyoming) Elsewhere In United State Dally and I1U Bunday ana man in Thy Tribune la on aala In every Important city In tha United Btatea Read-e- ra may aaoertain aaenla In any city by telephoning thia office Tha Trlbuna la a member of tha Preaa Tha Aaaoclated Preee la entitled to tha use (or re- exclusively reduction of all newe dispatches cradf led to It or not otherwise credited In this paper and also tha local newt pub-- Entered et th postofflee at Bolt Lab Cltr aa eecond dui mittar Tha Trlbuna la a charter member of tha Audit Bureau of Circulation! 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NEW YORK June 11— Thoughts stands with castiron souvenirs Hans Lobert? while atrolllng: Everybody hitting It Whatever became ofPaul and Trinity Lunchers in St off for the beaches But that doesn’t graveyards Steady streams whirling Battery compare to the cool of the evening through revolving doors at tha old swimmin’ hole Always a Park never changes The solemn off out of manner of seamen duty Tne flapper drifting the Plaza Katherine Brush an East lower Broadway hurrah Life at full Liverpool Ohio girl who made good stream Eddies Cross currents Deep In the city channels Somebody better be do Bud Fisher and Mayor Walker look lng something about business alike Arthur Hopkins has the rudSunburned pilot leaning out windiest cheeks In town And Carl dows puffing stub pipes The frightVechten the bluest eyes The clerks ened awks or Facing sea gulls Silver In Tuxedos at the Soft winds spring tipped wavelets Helen Gould's home Is treated to a Into sudden puffs And soon It will And it Is about time snow Wish I could tap dance to Frisco bills himseif as Mr Joe Frisco Sidewalks of New York’ like Eddie The cloyihg odor of the subway In Dowling B the rush down town And welcome fresh winds from the harbor alightLeaving the Capitol theater the Rusing at Bowling Green Lillian other evening I missed a glove I sell once boasted she never rode in spoke of It only to my wife In departthe subway Excursion steamers fes- ing through toe lobby This morntooned for picnics And toot- ing it arrived by special delivery And ing tugs guiding big liners if that Isn’t magic you do one of A big red fire boat ready to shoot your tricks B out to sea Fishing smacks from Boston Whistling echoes tossed back An actor at the Capitol incidental— Wall street After by the skyscrapers knew audience psychology there’s an uhholy mess Touts for ly doing hlsblt he suddenly exclaimed: A of flash pass port photo parlors wife happens to be watching me heat lightning In a "My from the wings today She is an old cloudless sky trouper herself Like to meet her?” Immigrants in forlorn huddles Applause “Now" he said to her “If Carrying shawled bundles And moV' you make good with these folks I’m lng with the lethargy of driven sheep going to buy that dress you admired But in a few years they will be thor- around the corner" And helping her Smart cracking oughly American that dress Is probably how I lost on Broadway comers Concession get my glove Lots of country Jakes (n LIQUOR SEA-COIN- G ' (Prom the Seattle Times) Even the wets with thirty or forty million exceptions admit that citizens of the United States are scrupulously observing the national prohibition act That Is within the land limits of the country At sea It la different Americans seem to feel that once out of the country they are as much entitled to strong drink as the nationals of any other political unit They have decided that twelve miles out is a good place to end the operation of the eight- smart-lookin- Sherry-Netherlan- d sand-blastin- g eenth amendment to confine Immediate expenditure and contracts IN' In the Salt Lak City water expansion projects to $1300000 notes the city commls-slo- n the a mount available under short-teramount by no means course The adopts a safe financial In hand in the full measure Is sufficient to complete the work pf publlo expectations since the decision automatically defers pertain vital Improvements In the distributing system The amount now available however Is sufficient to bring Additional water within easy reach of Salt Lake City which at least forestalls the possibility of acute suffering during the - summer months The course adopted by the city commission permits the people to express their desires as to other Improvements which are not Indispensable to the immediate purpose ' of obtaining more water Vexatious financial problems might be entailed upon the city and the taxpayers by proceeding with the full and complete program without knowing the source of the funds necessary to pay for a good part of the enterprise It goes without saying that these obligations would have to be met Irrespective of what the voters did with the proposal to Issue bonds Without other means of financing the action would Imply a heavy increase' hr taxes a departure which might result In general resentment As it is the public at least is given opportunity to express its desire In the matter pf Improvements aggregating $900000 The same privilege no doubt would have been accorded on the entire project but for tl)e fact that the city Was faced with a direful emergency i The short-ternote manner of financing was the only bourse to present itself without time delays that would have defeated a worthy public effort to forestall an emergency The city commission pursues a wise course In restricting expenditures to available funds It does not follow that this is enough for the simple reason that it is very evident that much of the remainder of the program is necessary to a Justlficaton of the (expenditures which have already been made This In itself is an urge to the voters to be thoroughly informed on the issues when the water bond election is held next month DECIDING! m 1 m ' : Rackets Fostering: ' t ' RACKETS grow and endure by reason of the fear of business they win not be protected by the agencies of law enforcement acc&rdllg to Attorney General Mitchell ’The explanation was made in a disavowal of the responsibility of tha federal government for the gains of this activity He declared that while the government would continue to aid enforcement of the criminal laws by prosecuting income tax evaders the responsibility for eradicating the evil rests entirely with local officers In so far as the fears of business men are concerned the explanation is more or less hopeless implying as it does the continued Imposition of an underworld tax without immediate prospects of a change We would not go quite so far as the attorney general in relieving the federal government of all responsibility in the matter Racketeering has received its greatest encouragement in the prohibition laws In sections where the law Is unpopular local officers ignore It wittingly possibly with the sympathy of their electorates That however doesn’t make the matter any less a federal responsibility and again it 1s something more than an Income tax matter In these localities the federal forces for law enforcement have a more pressing duty than in those sections where there is a degree of local cooperation The fact of the matter Is that racketeering is something more than a conflict of responsibility It is a repudiation of law and a confession of failure on the part of the police power both of which are a disgrace to government The attorney general might have gone much further in the matter of local responsibilities He might have said that the current fear of business men Is predicated upon another fear that the forces of law are allied with' the forces of crime Rackets grow and endure by reason of police incompetence or Insincerity or both with or without the connivance of their The public of course has its remedies but political superiors they are remedies which cannot be applied with safety or security for those who urge them There is a crying need for lawful initiative which would permit of no coddling of the public servant who befouls a public trust The Incompetent or unscrupulous official is more to be feared than the rackets Monument to Service travel increasing from year to year more and more u interest Is being affected in historical landmarks The in response to a public demand to know tendency no doubt more about historical sites and trends In line with this movement members of the Utah Pioneer Trails and Landmarks’ association and the Oregon Trails Memorial association today dedicate a monument to the memory of another day It is designed to mark the site of the Salt Lake pony express station which for many years was an important link in our system of communication It is a far cry from modem transportation and communication to the old days when courageous riders and strenuous horses carried mail across the country In relays The transportation of mail has become so simple a matter with airplanes and fast trains that the modem youth can hardly comprehend t::e difficulties encountered In the days of the frontier The pony express riders made an important contribution to v extern development They were to the pioneers what the telephone and the telegraph and a highly developed transportation system are to the people of today They deserve this lasting place in the public memory TV7ITH 1 A Chicago husband has asked for divorce because his wife wouldn’t let him smoke or play the radio In addition he was allowed the family car but one day a week and was required to turn his pay check over to his wife Some husbands Just want everything! i' f " Two Illinois women are engaged In something of a fight t‘ c '-'e huiband Each feists that the other felfe Uncle Sam therefore has been brought face to face with an unpleasant alternative Either he must allow drinking upon his transatlantic liners or there won’t be any liners The United States Lines operating the Leviathan and other great all-da- y ves- sels out of New York find and declare that they cannot get passenger business on dry ships To help out the American steamships the government already has made some concessions which put It In an Inconsistent attitude to say the least Leaving New York the ships must be completely dry all the way to England but coming back they may bring all the wlnea and liquors that a thirsty passenger list can possibly consume That Is until swift-veine- the three-mil- e limit Is reached then all remaining alcohollo beverages must be tossed overboard Such a regulation la ridiculous hypocritical and wasteful If It is wrong to drink two miles out it Is lust as wrong to drink a hundred miles out The government permits British ships to put their liquors under seal at the three-mil- e limit coming In and to take off the seal at the same spot going out Extending the same privilege to our own ships certainly would be preferable to putting them off the run altogether a condition which now threatens AL KALAKLL along Hoover Dam Wages Low Snoopers Busy Says Reader well-kno- Hand ve Rules for Contributors Lctlerg limited te Sod “words Write on one side of the ) per enlri b) Write lecibly S RelJfiou end portison diseouloas bsrredi (b) Personal osperslono pot desirod 4 ) Writers msst font lob true pomes and residential addressee as evident of pood faithi b) Those are withheld ea reaaest except where direct promotions are made arainst Individuals or corporations when the tree nsmea mast bo print-e- d 0 Poetical contributions are pot d Views expressed In considered this department are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Tribune 7 The department eon not bo mod at an advertlains medium 0 The Persia does not court more than one contribution a week from the same contributor 1 9 ) fator Usmdpit ” Silver Friend Calls On V Si to Repent Editor Tribune: In Utah cast a majority of 80000 votes for William and remonetizathe Jennings Bryan tion of silver at 16 to 1 Ooldbugs Were scarce here then ss hen's teeth but by 1900 when Mr Bryan was renominated on the same Issue the writer running as one of his electors a change had taken place Gold was more plentiful Goldbug financiers contributed very liberally to beat Mr Bryan and his electors failed here by 3000 votes Discussing blmetAllsm at the time with the late Joseph Howell excon gressman he stated: "Silver should be remonetized and it will tie at the right time by the Republican party" Now Is surely the right time and It Is to be hoped that the spirit of Mr Howell through some medium will persuade the leaders of said party to fulfill his prophecy If blmetalism for money was true and correct 35 years ago It Is certainly more so now when It Is demonstrated that the quantity of gold In the world Is not by far sufficient to supply the money needed by the people If every mart and woman in the U S now short of money will boost and vote tor blmetalism silver will soon be restored to its place M money of 1898 “ Safety First " Advocates Drivers' License Law Editor Tribune: If ever the gods on high Olympus were moved to boisterous mirth It was when Secretary to Wilbur officially designated Boulder project as Hoover dam Ni other name could so effectively represent the bitter hostility toward every economic policy Boulder dam was supposed to Initiate But the name is becoming less discordant day by day toe project is becoming a typical Hoover enterThe wages are pathetically prise ow the working conditions are far from satisfactory the work is being rushed with a frantic and greedy haste that entirely disregards safety of life and limb and from the meager wage there Is every conceivable charge and deduction Still more typical Is the unholy horde of reform vultures infesting toe place In their search for carrion The locality Is fairly overrun with these pecksnlffs keyhole peepers and breath smellers foisting their hated moral oppression on toe people in the name of toe "noble experiment" Since toe name so 111 befits toe New York f m New York law firms are celebrated for long names Such as Nfarks Hoilnger Marks Hickson and Clarks Ring Lardner travestied the Idea hilariously in his "June Moon” A young attorney called on his client law and announced: “I am from firm of Devlin Devlin Devlin and Stuart” The client thought a second and Inquired: “How'd Stuart gret In? Marry one of the Devlin girls?’’ the In our town we had what we called Lawyer’s Row a shabby mixture of brick and darkly timbered houses Local across from the Court House legal luminaries spent much of their tune sunning themselves on little front porches gossiping among themselves and with passers by The older ones wore wide black hate and string the bow ties As “the” reporter local dally these disciples of Black-ston- e were a perfetual fount of copy for the "Personal Jottings" column on One of the favorite fillers was to chronicle the comings and goings Thus: “Mr Alfred Resener was a Cheshire” I Sunday visitor from toe formula Is notice that today changed The same Item would read: "Mr Alfred Resener was a bus passenger from Cheshire Sunday" to Harry the butler tip toes whisper two ladles unannounced are In toe reception hall “They’s sho’ “'What pretty” he said and added: shall I do?” I am not up In buttering do going enterprise they are making the en- But I know what I’mdown my vest terprise befit toe name which bodes Right now I’m pulling chin and slick111 for the dam and for the wiping toe egg off my people J O CHRISTENSEN ing up my hair I’m not sucJti an in Editor Tribune: Talking about traffic violations why all this harping about what police should or should not do? We haven’t enough police nor ever can expect to have police teach these arrogant road hogs the simple rules of etiquette courtesy or Tespect These violators either are born that way or are Just antique In a word the pope's encyclical on plain Ignorant Now lights for Instance The labor and capital Is a criticism of (Copyright 1931 McNaught SyndU catelncJ person who drives Pig Business— Vlrglnlan-Pilabout with either one headlight or Is out or focus of lights adjustment either still paying for that We Ship To AW Points In Utah Idaho Nevada tin of Joy and cannot afford two bits or Is one of those chosen who need no lights d turns Notice in Next Thirteenth East street the feebleminded who going south turn left to make those little hills (on high) Watch them (and you will have to) PHONE start from the right curb step on WASATCH -- 600It and In one glorious sweep swoop FREE CITY DELIVERY across the street In front of all trafto the fic and make that little bill left FRIDAY ARD SATURDAY SPECIALS by shrieking accompanied brakes howling sirens and cursing humans Glorious! They think It's lbs Green Peas their applause but some day It will Fancy UtahPorts Well Filled— Sweet Tender be fitting music on their way to to - ot fore-flushi- ng left-han- nations that followed our erroneous lead and plead with them to now join us In the restoration of silver for the benefit of all the common people of the world I C THORESEN far-flu- One of those super salesmen from the east dropped Into Ogden a few days ago "Now gentlemen” he said to some of the fellows In the hotel lobby “this Instrument turns blue If the liquor Is bad— green If It’s good" Suppose a man Is color blind” said “Les” Mann "Got anything with a gong in it?” d gether once more All they need is indication that they’re wanted when Salt Lake Is making merry with this — novel carnival — - If someone Is already making efforts to get the old boys here I’d like to know about It and help the plan HER BROOD OF COLONIES (From Portland Oregonian) England has become a drag on Australia because England wants to do all the manufacturing receiving raw materials from halfway around the world an! sending finished products back by the same long route Clark C Williams General Motors atofficial here from Australia contests to this already dition The Impasse Is so frequently observed In history that to students it Is a commonplace It works in this way A stale rises to dominance through prowess at arms or discovMight ery of raw materials at home Its Helping citizens being hardy and adventurSave Many Lives ous send out expeditions which discover and people new lands At Editor Tribune: Cruel world! As first the colonies are with the mother country because the boys we met alone on a sidewalk In mother country has the factories our own home town Teenus and I while the colonies have so many on our shoulders raw materials they cannot Bee the There was no chip end of them Also there Is a cul- nor no Jest tor the crowd to view but tural bond Then comes depression a boyish dispute between us A passOther countries cut Into the trade ing word then each drew his coat The mother country seeks to hold and with no further ceremony at ths colonies to the original arrangement but economic pressure breaks each other we flew Even breaks for a the cultural chains 'Diminution of moment then like a streak of lightresources in one place and discovery ning Teenus placed his somewhat of new resources in- - another place pointed and thrifty fist In a rather cause constant readjustment of post meaning fashion squarely on a tentlon Sometimes this is accompa der spot In the center of my face I nled by bloodshed between the was licked admitted It and we partmother country and colonies some- ed friends I admired him a lot for his manly way of conduct in this Intimes only by estrangement were 17 then Thus the mother Island Crete be- cident We Thirty-thre- e years went by Our came unnecessary to the mainland cities In the civilization before courses had varied wide and far Greece old Tyro became a weight Again we met In our own home town upon her daughter Carthage Im- Teenus lay destitute pltlously the? perial Rome became only a drag upon victim of a terrible thrust of his own the parts of the empire hand a suicide Then the story ran: and the empire fell to pieces the He had grown to manhood married western colonies got tired of the ex divorced and his wife again married actions of Spain and South and Cen- to another man Brooding alone and tral America flamed Into rebellion unmolested his mind went astray England early received a severe re- For a time he was cared for by the versal in her Imperial dreams state institution then was left to through loss of the United States wander and ponder In lonesomeness but her Industrial leadership held unnoticed unthought of uncherished the rest of the empire intact for and above all unencouraged Probmore than a century and a half But ably never a kind uplifting word or since the war we have seen the restl- thought for him and his admirable essness In Canada South Africa In- quality of doing the thing before dia Egypt and elsewhere In accord- him without pomp or display and ance with what we would expect only with his lonesome self Until his power of reslstanace bad reached from the Inexorable laws Its unsolvable course his brain snapped and In a moment of solitude unobserved quickly his swift right arm thrust the blade of his own knife deep Into his own throat and with a last terrible Jerk completely severed his throat from ear to ear O grave there Is thy victory O death here Is thy sting! When a word of enlightened encouragement a kindly thought Just an expression of appreciation Jor him might have strengthened bis mentality sustained his physique replaced sorrow with Gome day some one will put up a pleasure and saved a life Why did sort of a Nobel prize for the city I not take pains to make known to that has done the most to promote him the esteem I felt for his admirable straightforward “do-ltpeace and Reno will get it qualiB ties? There are others In distress Is There are lota of times when I feel It not time for humanity to act to like I could move mountains If some- save itself? A W MORRISON body else would get the hills out of Smithfield the way hand-ln-glo- g Writer Sees Flato in Wilt Rogers' Humor Editor Tribune: Will Rogers said on May 28: “A poll tici&n was killed and at first they could find no reason then It was discovered that he was on the verge of financing a preacher In establishing a radio broadcasting staThe regret Is that this tion hero (the murderer) didn't start his life’s work earlier” Very funny Hal Ha! Ha! Still it might not be amiss for Rogers to say why It Is more of an offense for a preacher to talk over the radio than for a writer— even a Will Rogers — to express his views in the news- — - papers If the support of a preacher who talks over the radio Justifies murder then the murder of the preacher himself Is Indeed a highly meritorious act If Rogers thinks preachers should be murdered he should specify his Intended victims by name or denomination A preacher is one ' who preaches My sense of humor may be blunted but I cannot believe that sermons value than all are not of that Rogers has ever spoken or written Perhaps it would be well for Rogers to explain why he would take satisfaction in the murder of any or all of these highly esteemed clergymen R X WARREN well-kno- r Deputy Takes Issue With Headlight Tale 3 19c hell And again traffic lights and signs Useless Junk for the brainless or the chosen But this Is the same story Finally Just the plain ordinary You all Variety know him or her Oh yes her too for when a “she” gets behind a wheel she is even more dangerous Now then the solution! Let us all advocate the "drivers’ license law” The examinations will eliminate those lacking In common sense and the suspension of license for violation will get those who lose theirs The rest will either kill themselves or someone will do it for them when they are caught In one of their own dirty deals to the public SAFETY GUS Too Many Drives None For Ambulance Hoped Editor Tribune: This article is in regard to drives of which we have altogether too many When the "Community Chest was adopted we were told not to contribute to any drive not sponsored by the “Community Chest” There may be exceptions to this but not many The drive that I especially object to Is the drive that raised money for the new zoo If the city park department is not in position to appropriate money for toe zoo now the committee should watt until they can do so as there Is a perfectly satisfactory and centrally located zoo at Liberty park I also hope that the public will not stand for any drive to buy a city ambulance as I consider this all wrong and the city department knows what la necessary to conduct their own business (This In reply to Forum article) and has not taken place yet Don’t let us turn Into a city of Editor Tribune: Reading a letter signed by “Mister Flivver”am Inled the to Forum a few days ago I answer It mainly for the reason that “Grand Juries have come and I desire the public to understand gone officials have been Indicted the position of the sheriff’s trafconvicted and aent to fall for violatfic department ing the Volstead act but a flood of He says that he drove five miles Illicit liquor saturates our city with only one headlight to a garage Where does it come from?” asks a without being stopped once I would reader that Mister Flivver makes a suggest KNOCKER Quoting from the Tulsa Tribune beggars very damaging statement a five-mi- le I’d say: "Where moonshine comes drive would pass many a garage In from is a secret itilL” Wants this county The great trouble with Old-Timthe “traffic problem” Is Just what Reassembled Pals A man came to our front door and Mister Flivver admits namely that said to my wife: “I’m soliciting for the motorists so often break the law The "Covered wilfully as Mister Flivver admits he Editor Tribune: charity organization What does Wagon Days” celebration Idea Is a did your husband do with bis castoff The sheriff's traffic department great one Now to make It comclothing?” And she said: “He hangs them up has only a few men with a large plete why not call together all of of this western region carefully and goes to bed Then In territory to cover but we conduct toe no drives or campaigns We take for a rousing reunion It may bt the the morning he puts them on again” toeifi last of we a as lot for announce have the stand and done before that there will be no We have various organizations of A Carbon County man who had which would make It slxty-flv- e dollars stolen from him re“spasmodic drives” We expect to as we easier to work out this plan The ceived a note with ten dollars saying: consistently enforce the law We clubs and societies do associations see it violated for four years swiped your money Remorse will could arrange their meetings for the hope however that the motorist wilgnaws at my conscience and I’m Covered not do as Mister Flivver did "and Wagon Days" sending some of It back When she fully violate the law but In the name I’ve been roaming around these regnaws again I’ll send you some more” the people of regard for life and limb strive gions for many years and there are Has this ever happened to you? "Repentance Is always In order" to avoid accidents and not court many faces that I’d like to see again Wife on telephone (disguising her and now Is the time this nation them Thus would we be able to fur- My only chance of seeing some old should repent of its sins in demonetis- ther reduce the number of accidents friends would be through such a revoice)— Guess who this Is? Husband— It’s — um— Margaret ing sliver In 1873 and proVe to all the out In the county We shall try to union I could not travel around and Please dig them up In their present haunts world that we are a real Christian na- enforce the law all the time Wife (furiously) — Margaret! " ” 111 wager would The Husband (disguising his voice) — tion and sorry for commitlng that help us K N WHITE Deputy jump at the chance of getting to- dues WD3 tfe fc great crime asking forgiveness of thei er Potatoes 15 lbs 36c large Choice flew 7 Pounds 18o - Walden prepare your Outing Lunch delightful lunches Let our Mrs for all occasions put up on short notice 55c Mrs Walden’s Lady Baltimore Cake 480 Choc Marshmallow Cake 390 45c Mrs Walden’s 45c Mrs Walden’s Lemon Sponge Fies 390 45c Mrs Walden’s Apricot Pies 396 40c Mrs Walden’s Sponge Tea Biscuits dozen 336 FOR YOUR SUNDAY DINNER Rhode Island Red Frying rS"”” rs FRESH FISH - lb 37c Ib29c Pullets KSTL Rhode Island Red to 7 lbs for bak- - If- B? ng or stewing 4 K“ Of Xing Salmon ' pound Halibut pound 31c 31c FUlet of Sole sizes pound Barracuda pound Salmon Trout li to 24 lbs pound 49 00 a lb 29c 29c - O’ out FOR YOUR SWEET TOOTH Sweet’s Candied Almonds lb 49c 52c Ilershsy’s Chocolate Kisseslb 39c lb Carton 36c Star Bacon: 3 Loaves Bread COa -- Oxford Ham pound Brick Kraft b American Cheese H pint Bulk Ripe Olives Baby Edam Cheese each 17C 40c White Graham Whole Wheat 18c 15c 63c U-l- Special 20c Ready to Servo-H- alf or Whole lb ' 2-l- b Wool Soap Bath 6 bars — 10c LUEBUOY 3 bars SOAP 13“ 19c CRYSTAL WHITE SOAP or P At G WHITE NAPTHA SOAP lie LUX 3 pkgs dsi 49s each SI 10 - Flakes 29c lie lb can Johnson’ FLOOR WAX O 11(119 fIUJT OLD DUTCH CLEANSER 3 MAXWELL ROUSE COFFEE Vi 21c UNITED DROP CAKES ’ Serve them with strawberries iiQniELir UAHS quarter Hami rs rs Chick- lb 2-l- b 4-l- b 67c n cans 21c can can can v87e 890 135 o |