Show 'TiJE IHUBLIC frilunw !)C Halt 6 1931V NEWIOffiP5'”® His First Drive Alone but this sort of wagering w a NEW YORK May 5— Nlcholasrtlme f romanDondolis threads a sheen of While a smart dresser his htoil ticlsm into the passionately sordid are far from flashy He ments Nick the As Tenderloin crazy quilt and his suits are sedate no a Jewelry In wagering Greek he specializes of dandyism ouUide touch turn The or only card a of on the fortune flip on his hair is m of the dice He furthermore has the of a glossy fixative leather shoes whlch h his patent baffling rather a of beauty languor wears at all times An accomplished arriere-pensFrench German No wager Is too big for him He linguist he speaks English takes on all comers with a quick wry Greek andfriends easily but with no Making smile and is the only man who got Is the pale and blana he Intimates Arnold late the of the figurative goat seem to run Whose Roths teln Rothsteln matched cool- lone wolf ichor of veins one ghostswonNoor lost-Hness in high stakes with Nick several with the he has times and upon each ocoasion lost knows how muchfor such queries But has a shrug heavily is that he Is 8en Nick’s home Is where he pegs his best information hat — Legends are that most of his erally loser high stake clean ups are made In the Celebrities sign personal letter m west and that In New York he Is alcharacteristic ways— often amusings sucker loser— the the heavy ways usually expressive Homer Croy Like Richard Canfield with his col- but “Your’s until Shaw smacks Barlection of Whistlers Nick has an is A few are sweetly expressive rie esthetic flair as Meredith Nicholson’s ’’love He is a patron of the galleries and such kisses” and Carl Brandts Bless museums and Is reputed an expert of and Harriman closes wim Karl You” native His Corots city and Watteaus Thine” and the late HHTam-me- n is Athens in Greece and he came from "Ever with “Love and good Grecian family of ana high-nosNathan’s Is “Votrei cient lineage wealthy in his own Whiteman’s “Skiddle-de-sco- w Roy right with an allowance of more than Howard's "Faithfully Sinclair Lew$100000 yearly a O Neil an Eugene He was graduated from a college In is' “Tousual eyelash" Oene Tunneys bilge” The a postfor on was his way Greece and Ted Cook’s “Felicitations graduate course at Oxford when one “Always” aU that" and Joe Cook’s "Keep of his whims turned him to America and cooL” That was some 20 years ago He fairly idled around the race tracks for a They were telling Oliver Herford a new cure for stammering about complex untried as yet requiring no “They will keep on” he enorted “unchange In government no change in til everybody talks alike” society and no election of hew officials It means the preservation of Among the 10000 restaurants in a system that is ruining Itself in large New York there is now a The problem wUl combinations place which with one push solve wages hours of labor taxes flapjacks and coffee on a tray trusts and other perplexing matters brings entire procedure is mechanical 7- The panacea is: Limit the per cap- The not a human hand takes part in and in ita production capital or profit or delivery the cooking a to on each employe every Industry certain definite amount Stated more Boston just came running explicitly allow a company only a The the workshop with a definite profit on each man employed sidewise Into his mouth I pretendfor example say one thousand dol- rubber ball Inan Imaginary ball into lars per year This solves unemploy- ed to throw and he is now in there ment the installation of machinery the other roomwhen all the time it is for it curtails trusts regulates hours and looking in his mouth That is what is going equalizes labor us running aroundis It is the only solution for the pres- on with most offor prosperity It ent depression without turning to crazily looking noses O well maystate socialism It will meet opposi- right under our be not so all to the berries as that but tion and will be unpopular there might be an idea there AnyWILLIAM BRANDON way I have the hiccups and can't bo LSE Entered el the yoeieMce et Belt mstur second cl Lftkt City Imu4 every norotnt by The Belt Compinr Lek Tribune ruDUshin MAY SALT LAKE TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY MORNING u The Tribune la a charter member ol terms or stmscMiraoNt the Audit bureau ol Circulations T1 month I 0 90 Delljr and Band? ©n PANDERING TO CHILDHOOD The Tribune t a 10J W American Cities Daily and Bundaj on year lu Utah Idanob 100000 Group ol a member ol Media (From the Portland Oregonian) ilho atovNevada andptl?Wyoming! The Tribune U Wllmer Harnett of Wilmington ftecorda Inc group In United Ota tea Daily and Btaewher N month 0 a schoolboy was diagnosed as Sunday one Th Beckwith Bprcil New xork measles and shooed towards Imstern dvrtltn Mnt having DeTha TrtOune is oo sale In everyReadBt piilldelphlt ChicoAtlantsi luls Mo-nu-n home by his teachers On the way he M O oily in the United State portant City KuiiiU nr troit ers may ascertain scents in any ally Paclllo ? Co Ino ?!” met a number of his young friends telcpftontne this office Bon Prneloco to AnselM I to whom he recounted what had hapBinturo PorUonA the As"Th Tribune lia member of Ptm Beattie I pened and described the lazy time he sociated Preaa The Associated of Th Foreign buriua of1 Information was about to enjoy Peril nmbe excluaivety entitlednewto the um forcredBui No ara: Trlbuna ol all dupatche London Erwland Prancai 13 Pall Mull Berlin In They were so bitten with envy that ited to It or not otherwise credited Germany Den Linden i (inter neve the this paper and 10 tha local eight boys one after the other Hotel Rome Italy Excelsior herein paid him 10 cents each for infection — 1931 with his malady — Wednesday Morning May All this Just at the time when the school authorities have been going to ru ee e — Forestalling Progress r J r 1 rrJ f past highway officials and residents of Salt FOR decounty have been engaged In public and private and Lake Salt connect City bate regarding a road project to some weeks The discussions have county with the Tooele county highway to been prolonged bitter and disappointing and now threaten forestall public enterprise and constructive endeavor In the The time has come when a decision must be made these best interest of the city the county and the state When extrawithout weighed and accurately things are definitely neous ‘or selfish considerations the preponderance of favor must rest with the North Temple street or airport route as South proposal This particuCompared with the Twenty-firto lar route at this time Is calculated to render the greatest good and further the city the county and the state as a single unit accrue to bickerdelay can only emphasize the penalties that st and Indecision Salt Lake county and Utah are obligated to make a Connection under federal aid agreements The federal government has bom with our past Indifference and financial difficulties but it cannot be expected to go on this way indefinitely It of course Is not concerned whether the connection Is on South or on the airport highway It will not acTwenty-firSouth The state cept the present connection on Thirty-thir- d ing st in view of what has gone before we be- Is the more advantageous to be built at- and itself Is concerned the airport route lieve ' Jthls tlme ' ' t —h— - For tome years highway officials have been seriously criticised for seeming Indifference to the road needs of Salt Lake county The last legislature definitely committed Itself to the webe-llev- e airport route for state enterprise In the face of thls the road commission Is at least morally bound to take this route for a federal aid project as against the one on Twenty-fir6outh on which the legislature was silent Highway officials st there will be little difference to the ulUmate cost of I !lf assert that the two projects The airport route to Its appeal to the tourist is logical and desirable' It links some of our major tourist attractions in a desirable transportation enterprise From the viewpoint of local motorists there can be no argument as to the desirability of the South It would loop that would be established with Thirty-thir- d be both a local attraction and a state utility' From the standSouth point of the business Interests located on the Thirty-thir- d be Insurance business would route street highway the airport and protection South would divert much A paved road west on Twenty-fir8outh and much of of the baffle that now goes on Thirty-thir- d South If the airport which will continue to' go on Thirty-thir- d South and residents Build Twenty-firroute Is completed return would lake home by the airthen and tourists visiting the South By no stretch of the port route or by Twenty-firImagination would very many of them then drive to Thirty-thir- d st - st st 1 South " ' these things the logical unit to build at this time Is the airport route both from the standpoint of business on Thirty-thir- d South as well as pleasure and convenience to the city an to tourists Later on traffic will Justify and demand In the face of South unit such extremes to make the schools pleasant and acceptable to the young prisoners No doubt the Wilmington schools are like the others in the country building planetariums herbariums gymnasiums and zoos— all to give variety to the Vet the boys dull paths of learning wilfully contract measles and go singbed to to Just escape the ing away light chains of school and in hopes of a few days of fishing during convalescence There is a moral In the happening which Is that youth revolts when its freedom is circumscribed and ail the plans of educational efficiency experts will not alter the fact School cannot be other than school It requires discipline No matter what concessions are made to the natural desire of pupils for freedom— and as many should be granted as are reasonable— the old conflict between the adult and the child will remain It is remindful of an Andy Gump cartoon which appeared lrr the Oregonian some time ago Andy as he started down the street was sympathizing with the abused younger generation Presently as he strolled along in Gumpian style he came upon a small child bawling at the top of his voice Andy asked what was the matter and the boy replied to this effect: “My older brother Is having a holiday from school and I’m not” Andy was all He asked how it hapsympathy pened that the older boy was getting a vacation while the younger hpy did not get a vacation Whereujyin the child howled louder than ever and 'replied:1 “I don’t get a holiday because I don’t go to school yet” —The school expert who can explain away the tears of this small lad Is the one who can solve the problem of making the classroom desirable to the young — and stop the epidemics of measles None other need apply THE RIGHT DECISION (From New' York Herald-TribunGovernor Roosevelt has very properly dismissed the charges preferred against Mayor Walker They were obviously too general to constitute grounds fsr removal or even Justify The governor might investigation well have rejected them out of hand as he at first contemplated doing Having submitted the charges to the mayor the mayor having inserted in his re- personal counter-chargIt was possible to argue that Sly of the charges proponents should be heard again in rebuttal But an endless chain of recrimination would have been the only result The charges which never should have been begun upon the basis of any evidence at present available were best soon ended The city is indebted to the governor both for his prompt decision and for his clear statement of the principles of law and government In Issue e) M ch£F-Georg- e ed Eureka Writer Sees Public Ownership Ahead THE FORUM Writer Discusses Free Employment By Our Readers Rules for Contributors Letter Spurs Action For Aiding Silver Editor Tribune: A great political that the present administration cannot sidestep is public ownership of utilities President Hoover vetoed the Muscle Shoals bill and his servitude to the powerful utilities interests To date they have withstood all attempts to break their strangle hold on industry But pub lie opinion Is learning the truth Always the utilities people have been able to scare the taxpayers away from public ownership by pointing to the general corruption found in public office But public official dishonesty must be cleaned up in time It Is a problem the people must meet and solve The set of officials who cannot be trusted with our utilities must not be put into office at all So that after all there Is no logical argument against public ownership of utilities Especially when it is revealed what vast profits the present private companies are piling The up out of the users’ pockets user who pays 7 cents to 9 cents for power that costs a cent or two to manufacture cannot help feeling that even a corrupt city government would not rob him any faster Public ownership of utilities cannot be dismissed as mere bolshevism It is no more that than is the public school the postoffice or the community owned hospital It is not Russian but human and as such Is issue bothered with technicalities Perhaps I could write a philosophic paragraph about hiccups oneForto in-be stance you expect each the last and rarely bother about the next That is the way — there goes a Incidentally beaut!— with panics the only stage drunk I ever knew to make a hiccup sound real is James e Barton There men is an ankle-dee- p hiccuper! A sudden shower seistaed me along in that little JOd word with other passers-b- y Your editorial 1 Letters limited t Editor Tribune: Editor Tribune: Regarding L A Write n one side of the theatrical cul de -- sac known as of is (i) Attention” Commands “Silver Osborne’s article in the Forum May (b) Write legibly 8 () only the Shubert Alley other afternoon great value Senator Pittman blames 2: The complex of the average huRellrloaa And prtln dlseesslens Snuggled under dripping eaves was a Hoover for lack of Interest in silver barred) (b) Personal aspersions not man is that there must be a whip desired 4 a Writers mast famish brightly rouged Chorine "I’m used over him Therefore it is necessary They are all to blame on that subtroe names and residential addresses to a gang like this” she cracked Raise in silver will be of no a fee be collected for somelmen ject of good faith! (b) These as evidence “Everybody all wet" value International parley Is usewould never report on a “lob’ unare withheld en res nett except where direct aeensatlons are made Past experience Is an open less less he had paid for it and the In(Copyright 1931 by the McNaughl against individuals or corporations The sacred treaty must be book stinct is so strong that in some when the trne namee mast be print- Syndicate Inc) do can nation other and no states where free employment is broken not are ed 8 Poetical contributions States but considered 4 Views expressed to that except the United geventhese state employmenta agents ef the to those their are “roll” man havt this department insist that the the states may have harness contributors and do not neeessarilr lawmakers and send them to Washmeaning bedding This roll Is sent reflect tho views of The Tribane 7 to place slito the place where the employment ington with instructions was The department eaa not be vsed as is to be had and almost always the 1 The prior to an advertising mediant ver back to where It' ' ' man will follow it Feram does net eeart more than 1873 This will be done In the near the week from a contribution ene some employment agents I realize future same contributor are in league with the works’ agents I have been waiting for Senator where the man is only permitted Pittman or some other soul to tell to earn back his personal expense us why silver was demonetized In He has made only his room and to first place but no maybe it is the Reader Commences Monday City Urges board the naval treaty it Is a sealed like However the employment office is Zone at Street be to May 11th to them happened book I Improve a wonderful condition for men who the firing line In the early days and from Job to Job After they Information For One Week Only d Editor Tribune: Now that a pro- got nown they can get help The to keep Silver was demonetized employment offices make certain test has been made against the billcolonies colonies— In all Utah never centers good business Some men boards on Second North street be- down rebellious force of arms go into the cities and stay all sea- cause they obstruct the view from that had been taken by a sale like this and confiscated meet son "When out of work they the capltol building allow me to ask Their belongings their friends there and use the if something cannot be done to rem- their freedom curtailed Can you The inevitable WTIjL DOBSON agency to — locate — them— the unsightly condition of Main blame them for being sorebellious? affected that have been edy heard men say “Well-Second first application was and street First between Uie six years getting this set of teeth North streets Nothing has been it was not alive enough to bury ft I met Shorty’ about an in improvements since Main dead and the sounds of the dying I asked Officer Ipson one day how hour after I had them fitted and paid done street was a gravel pit On the west have echoed in our ears from that day “Fine’ for We woke up in a back room he liked being a policeman AGGRESSIVE YOUNG the street the' billboards to this side of he said ‘‘There ain’t nothing hard among the bundles" not only to India has the removed It and spread should be ground man a was a with Another case about being a policeman if you just of HARRY J FOSTER IS NOT leveled On the east side the empty Africa and China and the Islandsnow cancer on Jtls lip He aleptrim the house SALESMAN go along and mind your own AUTHORIZED to SOLICIT should be taken down as It is the sea but it has been and is It’s back room for five months to INSURANCE FOR street should be felt in our own glorious country best not to assume the "sigh cology” not safe and the so that an alarming state You freed the Interested In sales or office Massachusettai Protective The Analyze it and properly graded or improved will A lady who disapproved of he! of a condition and of blood not negroes with an ocean Also al- the approach to the capltol Association husband's You can free connection with local distribyoung and flapperish charge It up to experience of mountain money a READER a be will and disgrace you ways analyze thyself The Massachusetts Protective box without any utor or manufacturer stenographers solved the problem by probably at ballot the silver never an need employment Life Assurance Co asking applicants for the Job to agency won’t Bitterness and The Paul Revere Life Insur“take” and transcribe this sentence: do There is a word whichenvy Barber Flays Ogden you hear ance Co “It Is agreeable to view the unPLEASE PHONE often "substitute" CHA8 W HEATON Heavy uBoozer” Story Eureka Man Proposes paralleled embarrassment of the har- quite am no with in connected I way any ' assed saddler or peddler serenely sit- agency and never want to be State Manager HYLAND 5548-- R Editor Tribune: What a shining ting upon a cemetery wall gauging H TANDRON Cure J Depression the symmetry of a perfectly peeled light on the barber profession is this (Three-Pin- t) Thomas who has given - Editor Tribune: The cures for the potato" Woman Applauds Views his record from a Jail cell fitting evils of the depression are many but I was talking to Officer Haight of a drunk who spills the hon of them axe ephemeral and Of “A Real Mother” spasm the genial traffic policeman whose or- and respectability of present day many leave only nightmares of “Utopias post Is First South end Main “What barbers In the gutter and seems to andJHrepubUcfiil —One proposes Iree replJ-A- a A g lofttorer-tlr- T Editor Tribune gets me” he said “is some pedes- cannot letnnrch S ' rea plan already proved a failtnaM WtirBS ThoUgff'iriEr'iiwncd Real Mother ’ regardlhg Miss Jean buke to our profession pass unnoticed trade ure Another would select “just men the streets and some motorists drive Dale's case without a word of protest I am sur- for office” without any expedient or a are What a there as though they owned their cars” Oht blessing prised that any newspaper would criterion to decide exactly whom few broad minded people in this publish such a thing these "just men” should be In the My mother is enthusiastic about a world If there were a few more of 1 have worked at this profession hours of need the inexperienced are memory course she has been study Real Mothers in this world it would for many years not drank have I however to grasp anything ing It Is based on the association not be such a bad place to live in whisky since the year 1900 I am in ready its foundations of ideas that is when she wants to She sure hit the nail on the head the late sixties and still very active transitory There Is a solution for the ills of remember a name an address a date Three cheers for Real Mother in the business my hand is steady the day tangible workable and not or anything at all she just associates Miss Jean Dayie and can still do very good work and I likewise think i It with something else that will sug- did not dispose of Sam Franks There attribute my good health and happl constant subscriber gest the thing she wants to remem- was someone else behind It all and ness to the absolute abstinence from to which I am a a slur upon ourpro-fesslo- n —published such ber For instance— the other night little Miss Dale was a brick not to Intoxicants JACK COULTER she said to father "I wish you would squeal 2 have never been in Jail on ac Ogden sing two or three lines of some song So why keep the poor girl down count of whisky or anything else for me" now is her free can whatsoever She run end still up get I help my If you are interested in securing a loan on What on earth do you want me Don’t keep her down in the gutter fingers through my rippling black to do that for?" have more Real Mothers hair and I assure you that I could let’s So to want you your improved real estate we believe we can “There is something I much easier than and pray for Miss Dale She Is some start get for me tomorrow and I’ve for- mother's daughter we can never tell (Three-Pin-drinking offer you all the advantages that anyone COMMUNITY t) Thomas could quit it gotten what it is but I have it assoday and age when the same will He is a very poor representative of elsT can offer ciated with your singing and I’m this us hit in our homes So don’t knock the barber profession of today and sure I can recall it if you’ll slug Just so am very sorry that The Tribune— Me I O J MRS hard a line or two” In addition we— offer you the AT “It isn’t a canary bird you want benefit of over 40 years’ experiis It?” ventured father hopefully Now No I’m sure it isn’t that in ence of m-t- X es - Venator first-han- Z C M I Great May Sale -- ve ‘One-8hi- NOTICE — busl-nesa- ’" - The Value of Life A FUTILE endeavor to rescue two children from death on a railroad trestle as a passenger train bore down upon them Miss Helen Scott Illinois school teacher laid down her life a “ tragic martyr to a keen regard for the value of little lives No one can read of her heroism without a pang of regret for the futility of her last earthly endeavor The chronicle of the IN rr dee! arouse to man iI thB-hum- life and human Ideals fereMfcadpppreclatlcnrfor txtr In the average mind Is a conviction that the stakes were worth the risk and a ' keen regret for its failure In this case we have something of a reflection of the value that is attached to human life The lives of our children are priceless to comprehend our deep-root- ed In the face of this realization It is difficult apparent indifference to life in traffic Year after year thousands of children go to their death In motor car mishaps With the Illinois story In mind we wonder If this could be If every motorist would go as far to forestall death as one teacher courageous In the United States last year 7435 children under the age of 14 years were killed In automobile accidents Of this number 2015 were under 4 years of age babies They were not all run down JMany of them were occupants of automobiles but all were Involved to Increasing adult Indifference to the hazards of traffic This Is but a part of the story since 223259 children in the same age group were injured to automobile accidents la 1930 i ' The Illinois story Is dramatized It appeals to every Individual carries Its lesson home The terrific death toll of automobile accidents Is not It Is like work to a factory repeating Itself day after day The value of this life loss Is not firmly fixed In our mind except as It Is brought to us In broken homes and bleak futures Could this thing go on year after year growing worse Instead of better if we as motorists and citizens could live in the spirit of the teacher who gave her own life to a futile endeavor to cheat death of youthful prey? Junk dealers In Massachusetts seek a reduction to license lees because of business depression They declare that people do not throw things away as they did before seriously affecting their revenue In other words many of ouf people are using their old rags and bottles over and over again Colorado farmers are complaining that deer are eating their I ay They might try Inducing the farm board to feed them v Vet! - jor - lIn More Than 40 Years’ Experience Specializing in Making Real Estate Loans PtATE Reduced Prices please sing” father cleared his Whereupon throat for action and did his best to TEASPOONS Set of Six NOW S325 Were $490 comply That’s enough” said mother behe had finished the first line I rerhember now I want you to stop at the hardware store and get me a file” fore AlwL YOURS! ef A heme dear From modcW monthly payments ($650 p) Investor Syndicate builds $1000 $3000 or $100000 fee home hovel education proiptron retire-mo- st Ash Ior fully descriptive booklet "Enjoy Mousy" Joe the barber says a man selthan a dime for a hard dom gets more luck story In speaking of Jim Ivers a friend said: "He’s not a politician and he has a lot of other good traits" STATESMAN’S ORNITHOLOGY “You never had the misfortune to be classified as a ‘lame duck’ " said the interviewer “No" answered Senator Sorghum “The nearest I have come to that was to be mentioned once or twice by our Lcxi1 League of Lady Politicians as ‘a silly old goose’ ington Star db! 00000 INVESTORS Investors Syndicate FOUNDED 1894WALKER BANK BUILDING SALT LAKK A cny UTAH - v SERVICE for SIX with De Luxe Stainless Knives as low as $2675 Take advantage of these very low prices at tha opening ef tbs “WEDDING GOT SEA- SON" ' DIVIDED PAYMENTS Ili&bard-Ds- rj JEWELERS 217 MAIN ST Cor making specializing real estate mortgage loans For years we have led all competitors in the number of real estate loans made in £alt Lake County as shown by the records in the office of the County Recorder Could we do tbit unless our rates terms and - methods Tracy151 ' right i Loan M3 Trust Co: South Main 4‘ were ' ' Salt Lake City Organized to Serve the Public” i: 4- |