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One of thsjday of her first trip to Paris looking suggested by a remark of Arnold Bensimple one The genuine article when mots along Broadway nett in an Interview I filled a column How does Harry Riohman make rubbed against the teeth has a rough- deftest of the wheeze whlttlers Ms ior dish of chill ness that the finitation cannot probis hair s'ay that way? on a dull day with unimportant de megaphoned guide on a sight seeing Where Barney Gallant got his very duce tails about myself It was full of 'Ts” WONDER WHAT TIIlS Brlvvnh accent? boot that circles the Island dally Naand ego and secretly I was anxious Why college football games have Not all the wise crackers pull their tive New Yorkers often make the trip COULD EVER MEAN? to observe the reaction I expected Just to hear him brickbats to build a I In our town when my world was enough house There were many letters — The slickest of the suave tricks of young the swain who took his girl you wouldn't how many I But a Sunday buggv ride and sat oddly enough believe Keating the magician Is performed for were scornthree only of socket on side the the wrong with a clear glass clock face with the whip ful They came from an outraged “For to have Sale” was her no mechanism The hands but supposed young man In Chlllioothe Ohio an requests someone In the ambeditor bloated with brotherly love of ience what time they would like it to a newspaper In — Just a second — Mad aide her to s and roadster hands Presto! by be And the driving A fly TORONTO Ont (UP)— copy of In the ursutt of the enemy cap-- 1 Ison 111 and a particularly vicious Is carried oniwft3 a youth slumped over In a time The that mystery 60 of gun and s Urge part the London Times of June 22 1815 tured what that one from a man In Norfolk Va Wonder once & Parkin was stupor definitely Keating s allied The baggage which If I sent to the postal authorIn whkh Napoleon's defeat by Welroeans? armies continued to pursue the Row reporter ities would be a swell Joke on him lington and the Prussians la were Two French enemy generals la doubly valued by George Texas should be proud of one of Short shavings Edna Ferber has taken I dislike letters that begin: "This Crowtlur of Toronto tu owner bethe Jubilation ex- Its fair daughters who spent her first bought s home near St Jean de Luz Is the first time I have ever written ta use Crow then father served In Contrastingthe with Times over "the great to a writer praising his stuff" Everyby the Royal artillery at tha famous pressed and glorious result of those masterly Phllllpe Duke of Orleans an opporbody should write letters of praise to battle of Waterloo s to make bid for the estabwhich of Hero movements the tunity writers or anyone else If they have by throw t her a father died at the age auda- lishment of a French monarchy In a of 83 in Leominster Fnforduhlre En- Britain met and frustrated the he Is Frenchmen article Rebel cious Chief" Blgned of urges the attempt gland At the age of 18 the present the casualty list in which It U noted not to be misled by “those who arro-thpossessor of the paper came to CanDuke of Brunswick among gate the right of choosing another "The ada in 1875 bringing the treasured other notables fell on this occasion master snd who outrage by seditious copy with him are General hopes a Prince the most faithful wounded those Among the detail of battle Only the bare the Prince of Orange K C subject of the King of France Louis as contained In Wellington a official B and Lieut Oeneral the Earl of XVIII— become yourselves again and dispatch Informing his majesty of Uxbridge G U B" proclalrri yourselves faithful subjects Charles Hooper’s Letters the victory are printed in Crowtlier of Louis XVIII and his natural heirs Times Lavish copy with one“ of your Princess and fellow to Chinese Papers Give In Victory Fpdse citizens Text of Official Him Popularity The Times was iavEh in praise of Bis patch Related TUITION FEE HIKED text of the official dispatch Wellington's victory Commenting The of ‘Wellingtons It saidPEIPING (UP)—The name of “Glory to Wellington to ANN ARBOR (UP) —Students enlays: "The Duke dispatch dated Waterloo the 19th our gallant Soldiers and to our brave tering the University of Michigan Charles Hooper of Coeur dAlene s of June states that on the precedha Allies Bounaparte reputation this fall will have to pay 88 more for Idaho Is rapidly becoming as well M ‘j1®1 of ing day Bounaoarte attacked with been wrecked and hia last grand enrollment fees It was announced known In ttw Far hia whole force the British Line stake has been lost In this tremendous this week from the institution L SUmson secretary or other equally prominent Amerisupported by a corps of Prussians conflict Two bundled snd ten pieces cans whUIi attack after a long and san- of cannon captured In a single batPRISON PLANNED WOMEN’S colHooper's reputation Is based ujxrn guinary conflict terminated In the tle put to tire blush the boasting -Wls s of WAUPUN Release his custom of wrlttng letters to (UP) complete overthrow of the enemy umn of the Place de Vendome Long women s we the for loss with one a funds Indeed fear at hundred of and sanguinary the prison Tay newspapers all through the Far East army and ffty pieces of camion and two 'conflict must have been but thejeheedah announced by the governor which appear In the correspondence boldness of ths Rebel Frenchman was Is expected to provide quarters for 80 columns which are a popular feature eagles ‘ more Inmates in the state prison of most Far Eastern newspapers Durli g the nliht the Prussians the boldness of despair" From his home In Coeur dAlene Under Marshal Bluoher who Joined The defeat of Napoleon gave Louis 'here Hooper must send hundreds of letters every year a large proportion of which “see print" He discusses a variety of subjects many of which are not of great Interest outside the United Stales Prohibition Is a favorite topic of the American letter writer and this subject Is of some Interest in the Far East although nobody her Is affected by any restrictive laws regarding the use of liquor Apparently Hooper has a list of the leading English language newspapers In the Far East and sends the same letters to them alL Often the same letter will appear simultaneously In old-ripPeiping Tienain and Shanghai and probably In other cities Several foreign residents of the Far East have made their reputations by writing persistently to the newspapers But Hooper has gone them one better While they write only to the paper In the town of their residence he covers the Orient from hia desk in Idaho 1 V SUMMER I offer FEW BAD REACTIONS FROM THAT "I" COLUMN A jeweler tells me shews? Jjf son-inla- w age? most everybody r y-lng -- 0 M'JNTYRE BY 0 in France The original Childs (enjoyed their work It means more has opened up a new type of cafe than anything else to those who he hopes to extend Into a huge ate A A Milne carries pepperchain mint drops In his pocket all the time (Copyright 1030 McNaught Syndl- cate Inc ) Ethel Barrymore has three chilWatter-so- n dren In school In France CATLRHLLARS INVADE Rothacker quit business for a year to be near his daughter In an PHOENIX Arlz The European boarding school as they go greenall most potent cocktail In London Is bodied vegetation with a saw-llk- e ” Ambassador tall havecaterpillars ’The Swiss Itch advanced on Nevada like an Dawes likes to kit on a bench along army according to forestry officials the Thames and smoke hla pipe The horde was last moving on Mina Richard Temple managing director Nev Farm experts say they never of the Savoy in London Is a have heard of such a visitor in that of Milton A McRoe the publishvicinity before er And one of the most popular A famous Paris men In London The 1030 census gives Tennessee 22 clt'es with a population of more perfume for men Is "Numero-Cin- q Ben Troop and his wife than 5000 (No 8 ) the former Ruby De Retner are livIn a villa In southern France ing Florence Walton's gown shop Is next FIlKBgBEXiasSlIIEZlCBim Br-ll- n door to that of Jean Patou Is ifcelvlng the big tourist play In Europe this year The Teutons are outdoing themselves to please Americans Helen Morgan's dog romped off a ship at Cherbourg and “Valhas not been seen since encia ’ Is still one of the favorite tunes In Paris Hugh Fullerton the sport writer likes to ride on the Staten Island ferry boats A little motoring Inn near Brussels is called “The Yankee Feed Box" I d like to know SOME things makes a person Why la a college professor always supposed to be absent 1? 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