Show t THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SATURDAY MORNING JULY §!je §alt akc ffilmtrc I vr msmtm ky th Ul Trbon fuMih-- b lwnd ttml Entf4 it llt - CeiPBZ UU By O O McINTYSK BRUSSELS July 18— Brussels is patisserie called Pain a la Grecque a reputed "little Paris" Architec- It la a sort of cookie cut up In plugs like tobacco made of flour sprinkled turally there la a alight similarity with grated almond and cinnamon and Busse Is has Its Bo is and Avenue and encased In a stick honey coverLouise strikingly like the Champs Is nerts” or the Belgian There to me at least the ing It "the Ely sees I still have some of the I felt at zmc a equivalent similarity ends on my vest and a little tn my kindlier and more friendly attitude honey hair tow aid the foreigner It began at the border and wound Policemen in Brussels wear white up at 11 p m when the proprietor helmets and carry black clubs The of the Hotel Atlanta —and here a a free puff he did not know he would street are filled with those funny receive — routed out the kitchen help little d and opened his spacious dining room and dogs You can almost carry them in even provided a violin and piano duet to serve four light meals It was your vest pocket and many women do In shopping begs Billy seems gracious and wanning contemptuous not even stopLiving here for the tourist Is prob very for the customary sniff en pasably cheaper than any place else tn ping sant someone would teach now I exchanged a that dogI wish Europe Just there is something In life thousand French francs at the cash lers desk and received 140 Belgian besides Ills own selfish pleasure francs Better hotel accommodations Cathedrals as a rule leave me w 1th-o—and less insolence than In Paris— d a single notch-ris- e are about in temperacheaper One too Is Impressed after gay ture But famous Saint Gudule Paree w 1th the small number of flooded with indirect lighting last cafes and general sobriety night tn Its gray-whidignity was There are many pavement drlnkertes actually breath-takin- g Somehow here but In nearly every one— and I you unconsciously remove your hat made a careful Inspection — the tipple and sre In the gush of Is light beer or a mineral water The emotional caught up I promised myself ecstasy people also seem more alert and less not to quarrel with Bill Hogg for 24 excitable over trifles hour We have come all way to The proximity to Holland leavee Brussels however and the are etill tts mark In waddling gentlemen with but not with any high enfeathers in their hats puffing huge speaking thusiasm pipes The Belgians have large percentage of blondes both Brussels with its more than 800-0male and female and the ladles In population hae a large number many Instances are remarkable types of blacks from the Belgian Congo of Flemish beauty In the heart of Africa— en area a A gypping taxi driver —one cannot hundred time larger than Belgium escape the rascals anywhere— took Itself They doll up In the smartest us lor a drive through the local Bols clothes and speak a strange by way of Venice I think This half French patois snd halfJargon Ju-J- u morning I learned it wras only a few savage blocks from the hotel but we were an hour going and an hour coming I like the custom of serving coffee He charged 30 extra francs— he tn the hotel office here It Is great didn't get— for "supplements” what- for we rubbernecks ever they are He also pointed out a beautiful (Copyright 1930 McNaught Syndicate Inc) brick and mosaic structure the Uar he said was the home Macauley the famous English hisof a Belgian duke and "tres riche ” This morning I found it was really torian and essayist Is credited as chairman of the committee of puba municipal electric light plant But with having Introwe got more culturally out of his run- lic Instruction around than he got financially The duced the European sjstem of educaentire cost was about three American tion In India almost a hundred years ftci or iiKSKiiimoNj 11050 tftUy ifid gjrdsF em (0 90 Duy and ®?jndf n year lTh bj ra aa apply in Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyomincl In I nita 8? a tea t l jr an® Sunday ona wonui It T Tnbuna la on i in avery important cujTtn lha UnUad 8uua Reader may Karia n agenia in any city by iHephtntn tht office ADVICE TO ADMIRAL B1 RD Tna Inhuit la a member of th Aaaociaud Ptea lha AocaUd Preaa la eauluilj R H L in Tribune) ratlUed to th um !cr reproduction of ail neat tiupetrhec credited to U or Dot other im We're worried Chicago to death about Dick e reo ted In thia p r and aiao the ue puhiiahed herein we but Byrd slept soundly when lie The It but § la a rnarter men ber of tha Audit Bureau of Circuit) ona woa down at the smith pole You 0 0 Gto p of Amer cafl Citlea T! e T nbufte la a n ember of The see we knew then that he safe T a 1 r bune I a meoroer of Med a Records Inc group among the good honest old pen The’lUfkftiih opeTal kgeuerTlnt eaatern advartlaini asenu New TorlcTThilodeiphia M O Moeenaen it Go IncPacUie guina and—icebergs and things but Chlcaco bt Lout liroU ttaneaa Cuy Auani New York well New York is differeo$i repreaentattve Sib Frarclaro Loa Antelea Statue Poruend rrmuc uent again And all the receptions and Fir in bureau at ''faro Alien of H Tribunt ar No 1 Ru Srrib IIS Pall MU London t Un Dsn Uudm Bat 11 a Gtnnaazi Cacauuor BoULi IWnQS and Cheering Of millions of Kor Icaia people and confetti and pages from the telephone books toesed out of the kl — f vu short-haire- - ri iunO Saturday Morning July ti 1 X e 19 1930 windows Andfloweia and 4tdJUJi'uIBM“ Horse Sense and Satire rtiinimiiinniiiiiniinnimnmninmninwiBiimniiiinmnniiiinnimmim1' PUBLIC matter ? 1930 THE SOWER th Posteffte ti Citf mm tceond cUm 19 "‘s V shrieking pen-wip- er fappers and speeches and banquets of an indecent performance Don t let them spoil you In New Double Parking som Lent or thirty year arrest for this offense would just as much excitement over almost ’E of the chief problems en-a- n at alUl'Rt comes sailing up have been something of a Is met countered In the movement a reception indeed Ing Incident if the need( committee A tattooed by man from the cf heavy traffic In the congested of It circusa cannibal chief who had mar- presented Itself In those eaten 24 of them a district during the peak hours days we xsere inclined to -- i1 hed 142 wives and or ja jQ tj(8 cf travel is that of double park- upon entertainments a medium heed boy— New York would give a wild crazy whooping g ing Current enforcement meth- for the upllftment of humanity reeeption to any of 'em It's thetr way we conwe As look back down there must But don t let ‘era foot ods promise no relief largely fess that some of our views at you admiral I no Is because there continuity that time were more or lees nar- ON TAKING IT TOIt GRANTED cf lasting effort M a result the row In professional entertainfFrom The Times t London evils of the practice are growing ment we find much that does The man who from the moment of getting out of bed reserved to take rather than diminishing and not quite square with our own nothing for granted and to perform no act which he could not base on the time is rapidly approaching Individual standards but we are reasoning and proof would never get to Ignore it know down to breakfast if It has not already arrived broad enough 3 aka for in It and granted that a man ! fun Ing that it's mostly bad and you will get all there is and when a more determined official patronage is not compulsory We more than thete wax of bad tn him stand must be taken are more liberal and more tol- - Tieat him on the assumption that he Under present conditions the erant than ever before but this Icniien'antreTm c£d efforts of traffic officers in the should not imply that our that he may haie In a wider aphere tt Is th dlfer-enc- a comcongested districts between the standards of morality have between the optimist and the down broken pe slmlxt Nellher can prova hta hours of 5 p m and 830 p m pletely thesis But ‘'believing where we canBasically our national Ideals not we are devoted almost exclusively are much the same may mold the reluctant prove” despite the material belief of our world to telling double parkers not to fact that we laugh more and that we have of it andby tha accomplish A11?1 J”lr8cl®( ° raltng our- be like that The offenders move play more and take for granted sehes by ataudarda which we we not which if buie do many things on like they are told to and oui selves act up ifaith la ago V the wonder-workin- g ' bucks serious or enduring thought !?ll1fr nanie they don’t come back it's be More than a century ago a SpanThere however is a line beyond uirUmoved bsavow who dldnm As Belgium was having one of its cause they have double parked galleon carrying over $13 000000 most Important fetes we had op- ish which producers should not go take It for In silver and many bars of gold was elsewhere if they have not been as la evidenced in the New York move them portunity to see the king’ palace and battered to pieces In a fierce storm his gardens facing them at night off the coast of England That the fortunate enough to find an arrest It is unfortunate that j lighted up It is an Imposing stone treasure Is there is proven by structure about the length of four the fact thatstill open parking apace public efforts to suppress pro- - j sliver bars and Ingots Fifth avenue blocks — far more regal are occasionally washed ashore The warnings that have been ductlons which press this limit than Buckingham the only other &erTe b s a home ever I en?‘or excite saw curiosity's should The ”? driver king Water from a pressure pipe proonly the vogue against this practice an ons c ent pointed to the raised flag atop the truding above the ground In the which results in increased pat- building which unless the was lj Ing northern part of New York state for weeks and weeks are more 6r Iiiiiiimiiimmiiuimmiiiiiiif ronage g again Indicates his majesty was at gradually froze forming a natural less futile because they must be The final determination of re- - Oh “home We also saw the famous Kings cone of ice 30 odd feet In height w aeons the a beautiful g promenade In tire Bols The water for me each place is with repeated subsequent spectablllty In entertainment A n g and somber wooded stretch where Ixlon in classical mythology w as a taste a burning the to strolled to rein be itself found the meditate king bound in Tartarus to a revolv5 king offense Offending motorists dally public thirst “'during the emotionally torn dajs of ing wheel for aspiring to the love of A public that is not inclined to A heed that's ready to split and' more war His majesty and hts queen are the Goddess Hera and boasting of his peatedly come back for burst rottenness Itself does not en- This booileg Reverence greatly beloved for success hooch don't taste quite 4ssmiuuuiiaiiiiMii(iiiiiiiliusMMMfiuiisi with the result that we are siasaiiimiMiitisiasiiiiiimiiiiiiasiuiiiiiiisiuiiiis them is everywhere But thev have courage right depraved productions fMoukeMMw YES WE’VE NOTICED IT but no Bt rrai real encouraged providing permitted power They symbolise a “Oscar” Called Modern gradually establishing a sec- except as its curiosity is excited (From London Passing Show ) !H!y en ene OS el ihe never Rrligtoua they Will BgreO to keep Out the "fed tradition only or laughter hr shirts" but unfortunately otherwise I haritee by r or uni r an tMiMl ondary parking system during to give a false value to the ap- The cold gtay dawn of the morning Very few Irrj go to a doctor nowd Whrre rennet be print The piece de resistance gastronom-lcally- adays whenpeople have a cough deUirKfc BeeMittinni ir workingmen will suc4 ralnit after! they the peak hours at the expense peal of the production Pror rot poratlenit contributor must cumb to the vicious doctrines advoEditor Tribune "Oscar' Irvin Cobb ate a half bushel clares a writer They seem to go to -n I Im ducers in the main know this The statesman of log cabin fame Inability to see the difference be- cated by these agitators who seem basket of them at one sitting— Is a the theater Instead of the lanes of travel lit tween to make this WTlterUiTidu an a u attack by hidden thetr well has vanished He ccrtnea now from hi nm AurT We are not unmindful of the and keep their offerings ”Ir upon those who criticise officials and(r‘Jill!!1d a one-cThey are of no value to the cotn- family within the broader vision of the a signed reply to him He says I seek iriir a ta i l?“ry ilirr Aon- - munlty They stay in no one place fact that at this period of the ’ ’ '!on'rlllK i"4 American public longer than is necessary to spread Parley Jernou was telling about an to muzzle him as much ss he eeeksi Free delivery on grocery purchases of $3 or more — —— — X of death and de- dehrie(i"“ritic!m "Jr an is ancient daiky who for years has to muzzle Will Rogers and ©theni there increased i th(lr propaganda day a i cm in ihir structlon and that accomplished been accustomed to taking his after- Bles his simple soul nol His writings ris mand on the part of motorists ti-on to new Uriels and J noon siesta on the roof of a shed in add to the gaiety of these torpid Futile Lessons they Tro Bhould he cease the publtC— tactics This particular ihe rear of the building where Parley peat theusame who desire to pick up and dista oratorlose would an Lne has his offices reported dwelt strongly' The old fellow sans 1 and out GERARD W PharU who Not a of modem shoes sans coat would ey out a that charge passengers At the outset JAMES TUB BIO STORE “Tthyou ?i JEohUA4W BROVDksAY a STATS it the tate-- t thanks God that he Is not like other one for people to think of and be bud nocenL to Germany under Presi- shady spot and snore pick de- gently all men they do not intend to stop for of old The Pharisees crucified afternoon he missOf lata The Coolest Place in Town has been voted to Farmers womfl do well to dent Wilson believes that a new Shop ing but the other day he came Jesus because he attacked the estab- - become Independent workers profit- more than a minute or so but m&d® nlm by tht ull restitution European war Is imminent The hohhlinsr up the ailev wearing shoes ing Dy thA example nf the iew-- De RUte But hle these ggtutors are human appointments appear to former envoy expresses himself in the summeitime for the first time lenders instead of borrowers mouthing wildly about Moorrey let J H MIDGLEY be subject to protracted delays after a trip to France declaring wa3 ked " WellIu powers that b la likely to gain their them remember It was one of their must' 'this own but he who attacks favor: them tvp who threw the bomb and (WRMn th Right to Limit Quantity) way Cap n Man 'and boy I se with the result that waiting au- that it is painfully apparent that U’ nr tied Workingmen therefore one of their own tvpe and leathah on me feet tn hot beware Put between war is Italy westhah but slnre this yere prohibl- - My reasoning !a that "Oscar” Is brewing Fancy tomobiles become a serious probTo Ignore Agitators kind that Is responsible for Mooney’s ' and France People everywhere non s done strut k us dev Sunkist a so much either himself one of the “upper ten predicament today lem la the movement of traffic So again I say to the workingman' seeking to gala their favor gimss lavin' 'round dat ina or he hope that tha former envoy Is broken while WiM Rogers and others who "Keep out the red shirts and agitaIt would eeeni that the time mistaken in the signs he readsifeet 13 u cut tors Remember you are nothing but poke fun at or criticise high officials Bulk has come when some determined and that strained relations of “It's the little things In life that i& tools in their hands and fools if you the Unemployment League hall follow their As for equal disas she sa iTfahe iTwUnot ri&ndbut U U1 path mend action against double parking France and Italy Hen be g other evening should lead tribution of wealth this can never be what they sty la true it reforms But Urey aro in danger and bLU"y You could turn equal portions of the should be taken Warnings and without resort to war On this Happyvale Pink tn the country world s wealth over to each and every that workingman even though And It didn't strike us as p&rtlcu when “Oscar” expresses z cans to this ‘ all reports published w educational efforts are futile be- side of the water man woman and child today and to larly funny Just hen w e w ere trying they should be ashamed” to criticise Un-- 1 attached to not the were wo did not suffer as our asso- to make couple millions favorable morrow would have bartered a Impression on a what he Is pleased to term "American cause there are no penalties The or bargained their shares away You Ideals” he Is doing whit Intolerance tTi1°Vn1L"t( ciates the desire of the people certain party to have a P&bst Malt and Hops and aiwavs begins with— the silencing of seized ev)"e?tly tagged along cry for equal distribution mRy as police commissioner perhaps tends to peace moie than at any grimy kids wavo at us to No cans preach to men Hello Daddy I" In opportunity will brains tend are If union adverse those of that opinions their own particular brand of "direct their own should devise a means for han- time in the country’s history authority knitting and keep out the ton act Ism” the floaters propaganda-pedalin- g Washington and the revolutionists No doubt the people of Italy "If automobiles get much 11smaller Celebrated Meadowbrook dling this particular problem xsvs Joe the barber Report say It waa someone In red shirts and all such then there have to attacked the established order when New-laiEl turned were forced hunt the pedestrians “they in LlUO of the who who and France league charge emIn packs” quality doz will be a better chance of a better they revolted lrom the British during the peak hours which if It was between capita and Jefferson when hs wrote Uie the riot call andlevelIt was then someover a decade ago to undergo the pire understanding head and with a would not interfere with general P- Emboldened bv the declaration: Lincoln when he Issued someone horrois of the world's worst war plause "Bus” Richardsgenerous one whom workmen would do well labor” and Oils rive emancipation proclamation tiafflc to heed In preference to any or all U feel even greater repugnance to- Hackman accorded our dancing the Cleveland w hen he advocated tariff item ploy ment Feared actionlsts” UnionNumerous truck zones with ward the idea of another armed other night we asked Phvllls If she d reform Hoover when he unzed the ism la a “duect fine thing Organization A Ground for Bolthevitm like to dance “Yes and no” she said of the treaty to limit naval adoption limited parking restrictions conflict But wars are not made rrvptit ally “I d like to have the last armament WUson when he asked among workers should not only be dance with you" I persisted “You vc for a declaration of war agatnst GerEditor Tribune In a recent edimight be devoted to the needs or deferred by the people had It" ah© replied many the prohibitionists when they already torial you discussed the possibilities of situatthe The tragic aspbet haughtily of motorists loading and unloadvoted for the eighteenth amendment and danger of bolshevism In America a ion Is that if a Franco-Italia- n when he Introduced vacclnt- Jenner The mink In the clothes closet has t!on dameo when he disproved the It Is Inconceivable to you that any ing passengers relieving to some conflict should become a reality to By WALT MASON All honor to of our people should tmbrac a docCopernlean theory extent the present demand on tt would be against the real de- brought the wolf many a door “I once accused a man named J H PAUL brave dissenters A Denver man sued his mte for diJack” said F Augustus Jones “of trine so inimical to our future the traffic lanes With some such sire of the great majority of the vorce There was nothing wrong not drasbecause she made him eat so going through mv humble shack and 1 facility lor what appears to be a people of both countries How- fast he got Indigestion She proba- Farmer t Urged to Be stealing fifteen bonea The evidence tically anyway with our form of all too clear in no point did it government when first established ever if the time should come bly w a ui t aa dumb as she looked Worker was convenience Independent legitimate police was a to fail: and he sentenced year when the two countries again ' Of course it wasnt perfect It m Jingo County s jail Hia wife col- efforts to suppress double parkneeded I Fd !Pf TLbunrL V supplementing now and then would take up arms the great felt but clilldren ’y'h? his wept lapsed p lb ing might bear fruit since it lo0(i cf propaganda on both ? ” would permit of prosecutions sides of the boundary would be luiatisiMiiiiimiiitnieiiMMiiiii' The man who steals must for the Drop tn Farm Values pay the price the promotion of liberty rather It farm subject U a pet hobby of mine this much a good man which the police now appear such as to discourage rebellion lb liberty The delineation of seven correctives though the downfall ton grants t nice for Thesuppressed immediate danger mavMle tn bv the learned professor In the sci- children wife and aunts When Jack loath to launch against it the spread of bolshevism but 1W can ence of economics must have been had been nine months in Jail his We recall in the last war that Sliced doubt be suppressed Not all double parking is of wry interesting to listeners man had nocence was lb Thick of the ra many L for one fall to se© how It swiped th kale the rvible and the1 But the real fault lies with those But the type mentioned Some of it uh thetr gree(i for ftaith ho Is possible for the backbone of our bone re greaUy lmpressed by tfloU went to him with trar-wI our have and government coirupted civil culture "to relieve unemploy- eyes nvv heart was resolves Itself Into deliberate wrung with pain made a virile field for the doctrine stirring martial airs of mili-cr ment Industrial depression to apologize I started to ex- - 0f bolshevism y a for movement I startedAnd that eauto a ailing parking space tary bands the marching looked me up he Jack plain Fxen in the prosperous vears of in the face of so many borrower and in silence turned away 1928 and 1°29 millions were unem- and the waving flags Then be free within ten or twen-jdlThe Finest Meat Market in Salt Lake City art understand who the potituians and often as I through town I ployed not all bv choice and of later the grimmer side came and science of governing the farmers meet him to thisJog He never has course now this number Is greatly day and the masses War with Its long casualty lists a word he merely look at me creased In the same lasue U an article bv and I feel shoddy and absurd and All this makes virile ground for the dead and wounded brought Arthur Crawford He rave" "The cheap as roan can be This Jack he bolshevism back to their homes food reagricultural Ksvie hM Mn b©comh(unta me tn niy (jreamg he makesl It stands to reason that those la nne of the mwtaimte problem ave-istale I hear his wife dli’ress will clu’ch at any straw strictions and profiteering was b screams when lie was ®0OTik In is Inventions are blamed for unem-Wit- h of not the colorful war the first form board members jftli I d give a lot if he d for- ploy ment to oppose them is themselves few days d trick of mtn tng progress and genius but they that had the downwam trend of prices give never while we live will should be used to benefit all lb Rut people’s memories are jlt acand with the board encountering he that way Incline He meets me by There Is no need of any grestcon-ti- v e opposition In its prosram for re-short and If a new war comes synagogue he trails me in m cern over bolshevism In America If duction m w tieat acreage Puritan both French and Italians will and views me as voud view a our form of government Is admtnis- Is to be expetted when this 'sleep What uiata famed for killing sheep tered to benefit all and human wel- Whole or Half enter with a zeal and an en‘ thusiasm that will be cooled only Is all back to Slid where remorse Is based accuse' In r It go history rime- endeavoring to sit pretty — with me other chap of stnx and see that and benefitright -- n bv the mistakes our fore-Lieatrical producer who seems after Intense human suffering It savs that down wheie capitalists and farmers Bvrd made lb d fathers but isic)iap and dvover then disgraced comparison vesnt pan sir as wij be ahen too late sour charge wrren t fill the s omachs of 6 000 000 unem- to have a penchant for pressing land national distress There Is he s been one could hear tils birath ' a balls rubber throwing freeze an' cratk I ve heard era Siragainst tiue the man is good and clean and ploved their wives and lntle onet to commend war u respectability to the point of e nothing — a belter man than vou" rle Very often a vara ‘loti is a Lne stone whu so Ur as isalleviation Hutvv is past we Inve the pres- LARD w htoky straight low while concerned labor for cverbudi'v concerned is In the mlcj flUM8 to deal wl'h dung lun fll( police tolls for Tailors say men are — — — and monev scarce t°l 1030 bv the Groigc Baking FLOYD jhlgh Copvnght MOSS vlat Is termed tlie pre In this inland Ute the slogan at thetr hip pockets made lull Matthew Adam Service) (Copyright John F D He Co) IJ3 N Sheet j ut 8 0 5 one-thir- pasa-jfnythl- side-wa- lk te - nerve-rackin- 00 tard beetle-b- rowed an-gl- ve It6 dark-brow- forum utiwi lwaUT law-abidi- w — ea life-wo- rk ar ' T” f m-- vs TI c: J AUERBACH CO to Auerbach’s Quality Grocyterya "' i LEf’OilS doz 25c mum meats i 1 SALUOI! 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