Eureka Reporter | 1908-06-26 | Page 7 | Too Good for This Earth

TOO GOOD FOR THIS EARTH type of office boy a creature of funny man a brain so you have come in answer to my advertisement tor for office boy said the old broker briskly do you smoke cigarettes no sir replied the saintly young ster in the doorway chew gum or read novels never sir play juggler with the paper weights or talk nonsense through the telephone when your employer la Is ab sent no sir ever go to the circus never saw a circus in my life sir how about baseball 7 do you take two or three afternoons a aleek to see the gamec dont don t like baseball sir the old broker bit the end off his cigar my boy he said quietly this Is the twenty ninth story isn t ita it I 1 think so sir well it Is not high enough for you not high enough tor for me sir no you belong up in paradise chicago newis news