Show ' ' ' so-- C) 1 -- - o - ftt 14- ) r(I)11 :No ' I ' ' ' i - ' ' ' ' ' SPECIAL OFFER - SZ)3111t1 ' itiE couriNuous fcre 7 - '--- '''' ' - J- YOU - Start ABOUT IN READ '' : - READER'S group of high-pressu- re - Its fully to the nearest post office and only once a week is a trusted old guide permitted to make the round 'trip to pick up newspapers and maiL Last year they couldn't get the old guide to present his bilL Turned out he had foe' his Christmas 1 ' t was shopping December ' A It I could Pa100'L VALUE l'' ' 7 $ L15 : ssssm $ n i - t ‘ 0i tI Ri f Clligit ' o that - z ot ' P O ' ' - - J - -- - JA ' e ' 1 i: ' 4644'' ' ' '' - t0- 4- Ilk ' e t - - ''''' -- — A ) g Boy—that s for me 1I A nifty Porker "100" propel-reppencil to do my school work quicker and neate- rAntizinte Tooth and that good-tastin- g Paste STOPS IIIE hiAJIOR A VEEEYDR was at the White House with President Teddy Roosevelt y whileii he was signing his mail Not ng th atthe'Pre-made at least one conection in ink in every letter the visitor remarked "your secretary must be very careless" "Oh no" replied TR "I have her make o mistake in each note on purpose The fact that 11'ye changed the letter in my own handwriting makes the recipient feel I'm given 'special thought to itrt - - ---- ' : etl N-- ' 40"‘: f 4 0 ' - Nr - CULVIIM TR: The e personal touch counted to make his address A friend wrote next day "I suggest that you smoke the hint fewer stogies hereafter when you are completely surrounded by ladies" The 'weaker wrote back "Where there are angels clouds are nearby" They've hired im to talk again nest season rose -- op at the ' i ! 7- fee - TUX LAIrt STRAW A publisher I know enjoys spending his vacation with his family in a shIpshape cottage on the cape- - Last summer hoWevit a host of "friends" descended upon him with disastrous consequences to both his rest and his poCketbook This year he wrote a note to every friend the day before 'he Wt town "I find myself completely out of funds" he began "I need that were missing In line with the theory that inost written fil7ecanhundrcoureldt - ondollarsyourdesrdinteg imeyansadmkenobwy - matter cluttering up the postal system is unnecessary the late Carl Van Doren never let the huge pile of letters that he found on his desk after a prolonged lecture tour dis- return mail" He read the alibis while enjoying the most restful undisturbed vacation of a -'lElltirlT CON' lifetime! el - - ' : 4 am URUStrut-TOOT- 4otionvelk 1P 7 il f 41 11 4--- EVERY rI1IUUTE OF EVERY DAY 00"4e40kPolkoVVNm I k4VM41004 t ' ' - I if': too AL vI it It -- - P r -- AO 11'4 o 4 ‘ I 1 P ii r--- ztr IV rt 1 40 OEM OMNI N i iiiv Er ' ''''' f - ""--- En ammo --- ni Ft ) t I F i'11! - ts IN ( - - - DECAY it 4 - -- remit" 4 ' I ' 1 - g - ones - - 11 I it ed - ' ' 4 t MATES now editor of "Good Housekeeping Magazine" began his career as a high-spetypist The first day be was on the job for a big and impatient executive letters were dictated to him at such a furious pace however ! that he fell hopelessly ' behind ':' Instead of confessing hi( shortcoming Mayes shrewdly calcubitedAhat since over -56 letters had been dictated most of which obviously weraof no importance whatever the executive would be blissfully unaware of any failure to produce all of them Mayes presented the 3116dd he had taken down correctly and his boss never noticed the ' - - speaker recently was en- gaged to address a women's dub in Chicago An ardent cigar smoker the speaker lit one rich Havana cigar after another before he ' IIIZA2131111 7I TOTAL VALUE ' 11 MECHANICAL PENCIL The want Choke of 3 colorslf s a 0 rzosenrart - one of the ad men received this note: "Dear Mr Gilhame figger you owe me for three ups and three downs two dollars a went Twelve dollars lie i back-to-school- er -7 - - ae from Madison Avenue get a ehanee every August to 15 miles by canoe ''l pencil any TF: :'(J-- He swept the whole caboodle into the trash basket "Bills" bearmsadL"will he rem& mittod? letters of any Importance 'will be rewritten-- - and serrhody ever sends me theeksi' This system never seemed to inconvetrienee him at all — and think he saved!! advertising fellows soothe their Jangled nerve ' g ":t' - ' ' smoothest-writin- C- s the beaten eraek a l'allr i ' Palgorn'PARKER 41 11 1 may him Is Maine lokelar off 1:i 7 di unnoticed 4 DIGEST &'' i 1 XIS' 1clkti a fishing tamp sit tNt ' t — ' 4 i APITIEP4ZYME TOOTH PASTE - tr!''10103 TaGla'11 :: r) rn:cr - ' u ' a: II p ' ' s ?11Slit enerck — protection his teeth could have Antizyme Tooth Poste stop tho'nxhor cause of tooth decay every minute of every day Stops it for 12 to 24 hours after each brushing—right through meals and 'nolo This has been proved for 9 out of every 10 people toiled BIG ECONOMY SIZE - 114i tS LIt'1: It IICIALTN MAIL CALL -- - ' 0) - -- - itEx-Tr)111- money ' THIS IS THE ORIGINAL ' 1 ' ' 1111111111- Acricol 71:'Z - 1 e itasT M - - - - - ' - - 000 0 I ' ------- ro - A A 11 EitSLO ' — ' 1 - ' 14400J''- -- ' VI' a I:En ' le I ' 'N of--I" - 11111111101 ‘ rkie rook Motaximo — September S 1954 ' 'IL |