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Show should actually be doing the kind of boring little tasks that require concentration. Spend too much do is keep that fact in mind for several crucial minutes this week, time pondering the big questions and you're VIRGO liable to screw up the details. CAPRICORN (August 23 - September 22) Your brain is in high gear this week, and no crossword puzzle is safe. Your marvelous mental feats will astound-several as you solve complex problems, correct numerous typos and answer questions of great difficulty. Also, it’s a very good week to play Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit for money. _By Charon Dunn-Roff - change stations and risk hearing that frustrating last 15 seconds of a decent song, or sit through several terrible songs in the hope that you'll eventually hear some good music from the beginning. This week is a constant battle between the urge to change and the urge to wait for improvement. ARIES (March 21 - April 19) Shocking your parents is one of life’s great pleasures, but unfortunately there comes a time when your parents are no longer susceptible and you must find surrogates to scandalize. You could always settle for shocking your children, but it’s LIBRA (September 23 - October 22) | don’t understand aging hippies. They applauded when Jimi Hendrix torched innocent guitars to protest conspicuous consumption, they get all confused when the audience at the latest Woodstock franchise tries something similar with the four-bucks-a-bottle water booths. We all get old, but we don’t all have to be old farts. Discourage fartism among the aged this week. CANCER not nearly as much fun. Cause some old people’s (June 21 - July 22) jaws to drop this week and your activities will be much more enjoyable. To celebrate the fact that | recently rid my home of several hundred surplus books, | went to the TAURUS thrift shop and picked up a bunch of mainstream pulp fiction paperbacks, just to ease me through the void. Sometimes it’s easier to break an addiction by switching to a different addiction, one that’s easier to discard. Substitute lesser vices for greater ones this week. (April 20 - May 20) Love has as much drama and spectacle as your average Hollywood production, which is one of the main problems with it, especially when one of the stars wants intimate and independent while the other is more inclined to Austin Powers. Make sure you and your lovers are reading from the same script this week. LEO You can only expect to hear three really good songs on the radio on any given day. Unfortunately, you never know when the good stuff is actually playing. You can either constantly ed by linking me to a page of discounted international airfares. This week, consider airplanes as a method of avoiding vexatious domestic situations. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18) There are way more than two sides to every coin. There’s the edge, the interior surface, the neck and forehead sectors of the dead guy on the “heads” side. Don’t let anyone convince you that you only have two choices this week. PISCES (February 19 - March 20) I’m pleased with the fact that the film industry is starting to churn out decent horror films again. You can learn a lot about yourself and others through fear, as terror is just nature’s way of The other day a Piscean called me looking for sympathy, as he had just been presented with a choice between doing it his way and doing it the effective yet unpleasant way. | didn’t take the call—it forced me to choose between supporting a lost cause and being a big meanie. Someone things before it’s too late. Thrills and chills make you a little bit wiser this week. SAGITTARIUS (May 21 - June 20) and asked it for results. Unfortunately it respond- (October 23 - November 20) As a newspaper astrology columnist, it is my duty . to deliver quality fortunes to all Leos—from that homeless Leo you didn’t make eye contact with on your way home from work to that bored trust (November 21 - December 21) fund Leo sneering at your lack of fashion sense Forget justifying your existence—can you justify from her tinted-glass backseat. And if | have to } your margins? Somebody will try to drag you into remember that you have something in common greater philosophical issues this week when you with the rest of humanity 24-7, the least you can GEMINI | programmed the birthdays of all possible presidential candidates into my astrology computer SCORPIO reminding you that you need to take care of (July 23 - August 22) (December 22 - January 19) will ask you to make a similar choice this week; avoidance might be your most effective option. aseeit C eC ee 0 Pe elU I ee Bg. mah 145, aan Coal seed P-Y Le alleenCHa (h oY c-e A 60 W. 400 South + SLC UT84101 ee You can phone: 575-7003; fax: 575-6106; mail or in person: 60 West, 400 South, SLC, UT 84101. ee Ve Advance payment is required by check, cash, money order, Visa, MasterCard or American Express. Headline (Optional) All ads must be recieved by Friday at 3 p.m a8 char 410 char 4 12 char (including paid services or functions, rentals, and ongoing enterprises) $15.50/week for up to 30. words. 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