Show TIM WITH 1 copyright 1908 b by byron WI williams mains visit from a fly JOKE JC FALTO ry A PASIE hal here a a clyl in passing by the pesky thing juat just stops to stretch his feeler out and tell me if I 1 am in doubt that he a the first fly of the spring ha ha he s lit just see e him sit and look at me to see if I 1 am petting getting bald thai that must be why the sinner called ili 1 you get out of here by lee u he seems to think he ire likes that ink and now the paste he ire eats a little off the top and tastes it phew I 1 bet hell he 11 stop 11 well ell well first fly what la Is your I 1 last 11 sst now my pipe hell he 11 find that ripe he smells the rim ah ha he ire falls upon his head tl TI e first spring fly Is gee he is des beadi di that pipe was far too strong tor for him 4 remarks A man who cannot get along with his stenographer should marry her and get a divorce air fr u an inventor claims to have dig dis covered a method of making gold dol del lars jars from ten cent pieces I 1 suppose the game Is to get the ten cents u u A wisconsin judge has ruled that a kissed girl has no recourse in law unless she expostulated before she was kissed slip up on em tellers fellers slip up r I 1 notice with approval that certain towns are observing the mandate of annual clean up day now it if the ed igors could get the gamer samer principle applied to some of the citizens who took a bath in 1872 the health and langev ity fly ot of the community would be mate bially improved u f ri why scoff at the succulent though lowly prune pruned it Is the boarding lady a delight the dyspeptics safeguard and the kids enjoyment ever enter one of those prune pit fights out back of the woodshed after dinner ouch willie bunked me one right under the eye that time take that durn ye e sweet he got her credit at the store where she could buy their food at will and now he a starving while he work works to pay her little bon bon bill fate where the cold waters lapped on the mossy stones and the kingfisher patrolled patr oled the shore tor for pollywogs they edund him lying in the ooze and the slime of the treacherous river where he frothy flow against the sand dune washed in among the lebras and the tall grasses they came apon his body but the spirit had gone fo or everi reverl hastily they carried him to a stump ind laid him tenderly upon it johnnie took out his jack knife and cut him in two parts and they fought for the head portion and as johnnie blubbered bere d little little willie deftly ran his hook through the fore halt half of the dead shiner and cast ing far out into the limpid waters of 0 the bayou yelled yew quit yer bryin doggone ye an git ready that there stringer ter fer this pick rel ani I 1 m aboin a coln t ketch 6 advice in reply to the many anxious in quirles regarding whether to take em off or leave em ern on I 1 append the tol foi owing lowing from the marine telegram it you want to be healthy if you want to be wealthy and don t want to die too soon you should keep on your whiskers and keep on your flannels and keep up your stoves staves til june S 0 no hope the editor of the forest WIs times has given up in disgust judging by the following from his newspaper you may love her at a distance you may worship her afar you may gaze upon her beauty As you would upon a star and get near enough to tease her but be satisfied with that you can never hope to squeeze her in that merry widow hat 6 S ass sting cupid the recorder Ke corder was n Is informed lasi last week regarding the marriage of henry gullard and miss anna melby they were not married but the recorder hopes they will soon be and thus n alke ke its word good Osseo mien mich recorder dmn |