Show DAD AND HIS MEMORY old gentleman really had very lit tie tle to brag about it was a severe trial to mr harding that his only son a memory was not all that could be desired where in the world he got such a forgetful streak from Is beyond me said the exasperated father to his wife rife on one occasion what has he forgotten nowa as asked ed mrs harding with eyes down cast and a demure expression the figures of the last return from the election on the bulletin bullet inboard board and mr harding inserted a finger in his collar as it to loosen it and shook his head vehemently looked at em as he came past not halt half an hour ago and now can t tell me As I 1 said to him it if you re so stupid you can t keep a few simple fig ures in your head why don t you write ern em down on a piece of paper as I 1 do and have done all my life long before I 1 was your agea youths youth a corn com I 1 anion |