Show WOW efaw copyright 1908 by byron williams scintillations S KU P E N 1 AK ITA LITTLE TICKER ON oe C cst i TT I 1 I 1 PAI ki 1 from an illinois newspaper I 1 learn hat fritz son are painting elmer chicken house and R beitter thoe red haired widows of texas should beware of 0 the fate of the brick copped kentuckian Kentuck lan who waa was mistaken mi stallen or a fox squirrel and shot h she told him she wouldn t marry aim until he be had done something rave ile started to court the girl aest door and she sent word the sec see ind nd night that he was the bravest man he had ever met 0 0 0 t 14 the pie here 1 Is a mystery up 2 our house dumone has et up a HALF of thee pie 0 it auz there yesterday erday mornin aez ma I 1 1 s been een it 2 1 I auz gist passin byl he sex that he hain it a if bit mary DEE dares clares that she don t ki ow a thing 1 only ionly et gist a little vee bolte y where could that halt half a pie go to by ginga I 1 ma na aez see here there Is one thing I 1 know BI 01 ebery pie has no wings fer 2 fly willie cum here let me look in ift bour your mouth I 1 hat haf believe it auz you et that th at pie ased 1 sed tah uh it auz not mu ma a tall I 1 have bave bin eating sum blackhawk black haws to day that 1 Is thee my mouth la Is awl blue don t you know ma how they hey color 41 that way ina looks right in and she smells ot of my m y breth stick out that tongue eez my ma jet let me see that hurts burts my feelings dagone it 1 think ii she hat haf suspects that thee eater auz ME WE I 1 ased eed i bet yew that pa Is thee one THAT will do willie cries ma with a stare yew gist march out 2 thee woodshed young man there Is a beece of the crust in your hair ouch oh boo hoo hool not so hard at thee first gee that there sack has slipped ott oft ot of thee thing every blamed time that a rn mastery astery comes I 1 am thee one that Is licked 1 ouch oh jing chorus ow ow boo hool bing 0 00 0 0 fizz report comes that philadelphia 1 Is lust just wild over croquet ft ff it yesterday Is a dream to tomorrow morrow 1 is dream but the meat bill 1 is a living kicking reality the discovery by the pastor of a corkscrew in the pocket of an oak va fik i k deacon leads to the assertion on the part of the suburbanite that he 11 4 had been planting his spring chill sauce and after removing the cork from the bottle had forgotten to leave the corkscrew at home on the piano f 00 0 4 degradation oh what has become of 0 the old linen duster that used to be worn on the trains and the street it nut buttoned toned close up to your chin and its luster wag was shiny and glistened clear down to your feet the clergyman wore it and so did tl e 4 fellow who long at the crib had been eating his fill f all buttoned around was the coat long I 1 and yellow and out of the pocket was sticking his i bill the only thing now atiat tl at approaches the duster i Is worn b the man in the automobile f and when he Is out on a terrible buster v ant to watch out tor for the bump tj of his wheel heel oh old linen duster your fate Is un V timely while once you foretold of the heave ly sits pelt pelf f you now have sunk down from your vir j tue supinely f to draping the fast scorching devil himself or aal ayl A 4 i J |