OCR Text |
Show My old lady and | are sick of all these silly hypocrits, Man. | mean, like, all these people are clueless, you know? Sundropping and | believe in our Earth Mother and we just want fo live off the land. d now: Yeah...you SMELL like it. schizo Cas SUNDROPEINE Oh why don't you shut up, you little whiny yuppie a weasel! And then...all HELL breaks loose... {sxe You're BOTH losers, Man! You're calling ME a loser??? lown three homes! eet i And you ain't potty-trained in'none of them Another voice breaks through 1@ CHAOS... ha Please. Our-diversity is our strength. Like the tangle of rock and light and home-grown apricots that turns inward In reflection on an autumn afternoon, only to find we are not alone, after all. That we are an Integral part of each other. Who 5s this voice of wisdom? Can she bring us ALL together? Stile PERSPECTIVES continued FIND.OUT. NEXT. MONTH. of years ago when he was part cow, he must have had a relative that hated his parents or viously unrecognized species.” in "Tynes, cows." descended Schedule human something. It's the only explanation.” "Freud would have a field day. Bovolexia eae from asa form of repressed resentment for your Holstein ancestral mother," ae "Sure you are. We all are. Somewhere back there in the gene pool, before different species began to split off and go their own way, we may very well have been related to cows, It explains everything. It's some vestigial part of your being that you can't "The mind boggles." "The truth is stranger than fiction.” "Say, I'm hungry. Where's a good place to eat out in this godforsaken desert?” "Fry Canyon is just ahead. | hear they make a damn good quarter pounder." I am not the "That's startling news, Tynes. I had no Treasure Hunt Begins Youth Yard Opens Food ,Crafts and exhibits open until 5 PM "Bovolicious, Tynes. Bovolicious." @ Olde Time Photographs "Yeah, I guess you're right ... Oh, man! I was just thinking ... " "What?" "Groene suffers from bovolexia." "Groene? Scott Groene? The bleedingheart environmentalist who hates cows with every fiber of his being?" "Go figure." "Well, obviously way back there, millions Gazelle, the Psychic HI Main Street Meise Park City’s Fastest Finest, Quality Photofinishing 523 Main Street © One-hour Photo 11AM Melodrama on Main Stage Silver Days 1 Bus leaves for tour of Park City Silver Mine Adventure 4PM Treasure Hunt ends 4:30 PM Awards for Treasure Hunt Main Stage A Step Back in Time Melodrama in Youth Yard Two-hour Slide Processing (E-6) © KODAK Create-A-Print™ « Black & White Processing ¢ Custom Enlarging, Negatives or Slides ¢ Portrait & Commercial Studio © Passport Photos * Unique Photo Frames & Accessories 649-6465 Historic Tours of Old Town begin and run every hour on the hour. Last tour will depart at 3 PM Bus leaves for tour of Park City Silver Mine Adventure lion’s Bank Park City 7 = "I see. But what about this? I eat cows. I still enjoy a good burger from time to time. How could I eat my ancestors?" "You already know the answer to that. We are a cruel and despicable species, we humans are. This is a sad state to which we have evolved. And I use the term loosely. I'm surprised at you for being so naive." wil nin continuously tll 5PM idea. But why is my bovolexia more pronounced than yours?" "I'm probably just more evolved than you. Don't get mad, not much evolved. Just a little." nian ntertainment begin : ee "Good enough to moo for?" separate from yourself." Nfiner‘e Bresla in City Park September 27 8:00-5:00 5PM ee a? 3° es \ * 1 . Party’s over for another year Thanks For Celebrating «= ©. « « PackCity’s Mining History sneeede ager he ~-* -_-, © ss so TTT ae~: sa, ae 4 yea 5 3 is oe ~-K ee +2 A ¢ SAWILL NIVLINNOW trying to be true to themselves. But then you couldn't possibly understand. _£ JDVd Really, Ed. These people are Just HEY MAN. BACK OFF! |