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Show - - r i I a. - LAUGHING GAS. '.pi- -. r i ' .v r Snakes is moealy pison, bat some dont Mr father lavs they noed to walk on tneir talei, too aamo as ns, tut now they has to walk on their belly for foolin Ear; bnt they seems to like it that way beat. Shakes is said to bt the same as scrpenoe, bat I always thought a serpeany was the bjg- The rattlesnake's skin is too Sst. for him, and don't quite sorer all his bones, and when he ' wigels they make a nois- - My listers young man says its the folt of the rattlesnakes taler, In a measure. ' There is one wish is got stripes and is call garter soak but it aint got no bookie, and aint maoh worn. It might be fastened with a asp, like a trunk but not the elephanee. The eel woffld be a snake if it wasn't so good to eat. whieh makes em a fih. If yon pat a eel in your brother's bed it will be a snake when he gets in, and he will holler . . ' wild. There is a kind of snake whieh takes its tail in its month and roles. Onos a little boy seen one of em rolein, and he thought it wai some boy s hoop got away, sad he run after it with a stick, soon to role it home to hi is elf; but as he hit it it let go it's tale and bit him good on the nose. Some xokes tel flba but I seen this myself. That littls boy is now a o'd man and my father, and I hope it will be a warnin to him. Shakes eat frogs, like French, and them in the menagerie has a rabbit. One day a big un in the menagerie swolerednii blanket, and the keeper beteered some boy had stole it, so he gave him a other, and he swolerd that on too. When he seen the snake a swolerin that nntoo, he went and feoht a piller, and threw it to him, and said Now if your agoin' to make P at him so inocent he was ashamed and went and got him a o.ther, but wacht. When he see the snake a swolerin that on too, he went and feeht a piller, and n ,, M it to him and said, 'Now if your agoin to make up your bed inoide like that you better take this piller and wen jouf turned in lie pass yon down a botle of hot water for your feet, and make yon eomfi table, what time would yon like to be woke in the mornm? There is snakes as long as trees, wieh eats gotss alive. When the gotes are down they cant breathe, but the snakes cant neither, and then it is wieh' can hold out the longest. u r . 4 t. I Av .V t:S ? V Nothing contributes so much to the 'Music of the Future as matrimony. A Missouri man lost his mule, and Ji. 1878 ; i; is ths Csntennlaiqrear. It is also the year in which an Opposition House of Representatives, tbs first sines the war, win be in power at Washington; and the election of a year, of the twenty-thir- d President of ths Uuited; States. All of these events are rare to be of great inter at and importance, especially the two latter; and all of them and everything connected with them will be fully and freshly reported and expounded in Tu i ,i i' Sun. Ths Opposition House of Representatives, taking up ths line of 'riquiry opened severs! yearn ago by The San, will sternly and diligently Investigate the corruptions and misdeeds of Gianrs administration and will. It ia hoped, lay ths foundation for a new and belli period in onr national history. Of all ihisllie Bya will eontsin complete and aeemate acoounta, furnish-lb- g its readers with early and trnstworihy information upon these abaorbing topics. Ths 23rd Presidential Election, with the preparations for It, will bo memorable as deciding upon Geaxts naidratioai for a third term of power aid plunder, end still more as deciding who aball ha ths candidate of ths party of Reform, and as sleeting thk: nandiuste. Concerning all these subject those whe read The Sun will hve the constant means of being thoroughly well iuformed. Pries, Twenty, fir Csntfc rr. i : - k -- ; . i ' V ? ' ' . ! ' . . I' r y . ' .. .. . ,f l. i i . lbs - CHIMES. EDITION. Hat of all tha Unl ,d 1?Wna the Territo the Domlnhlon of Canada a population greater tlun 5.000 having accor-din- g to the last cei.su- -, with the together inmes .or. the .newspapers ! bsveirg the iergsit local rCirculntiou in .each of Uio places named. Also,., citalouge of icreomDwiiaea io advertisers, as giving greatest value In proporbon to prices charged. Also, ell newspapers .in ths United states 'and Canada printing over 5X00 copies each I. Also,, u.lhs Religious Agrtcultu-- v rsl, Scientific ard Mechanical, Medical, Masouio, Juvenile, Educational, Commer-cm- !, insurance, Keslkatate, Law, Sport-luMusical, fashions and other speelal dess journals; very complete lists. Together with a complete list of over 800 german papers printed In ths United . g. "',0 fn Msay upon advertisings many fables of rates, showing tbs cost of advertising in various newspapers, and everything which a beginner in advertising would likt to know. Addnaa GLO;P.ROWELL & CO, 41 Park Row Now York. - : Wee Tasteless' Medicines. cireulst'on o . has its rsaders in every Stats and Terri orjrj and wa trust that tbs year 1878 will see thsir numbers doubled. It will eoutiaue to be a thorough newspaper. All the general news of the day will be foand in It, and. always, ws trust, treated in a clear and Interesting manner. It la our aim to make the Weekly Sun the baatfamUy newspaper in the world, and wo shall continue to give in its columns a large amount of miscellaneous reading, such as storiesj ; talas, poems, scientific intelligence and agricultural information, for which wo are not able to make room In our daily edition.' The department especially is oas of its prominent features. The fashions are also regularly reported in its columns, sad f so are markets of every kind. , The Weekly Sun, sight pages, C6 eols. Is only $1,20 a year postage prepaid. As this pric-- ; barely rays ths cost of paper, no discount can he made to dubs,, agenta V Postmasters Ac. Tbs Oeily Bon, a large 4 page newspaper of 28 columns, gives nil the nows for two cents a copy. Only 55 cents a month or 86,50 a year- - fiui.day edition . ixtra, $1.10 pr year. No traveling agents. Tax 8u. New Tork City. Address, 4 cast svasjteta that sometimes tbay cured mlrseu1- or dii had tikoii iitm eiihmic . , ubus aj bin in,ortJ 'old -- AJnSS Hating 1 Duadj' Dick & Co's. ,, nuppmcd l0 this pbyiicisn mar aad Ducdas Dkk cjhodof protecting pby s ieians, druggists ud bewuta.kDg t'cJtt i 0l1 from codi ng into disrepute. Physicians who ones prescribe the will continue to do eo, for ur Dil.in the beet andthey clieipn . DURABLE can-sul- es eou-for- m Dundss Dick 8t Co. use more Oil 0f than ,,hhe Wholeesloand n1 Druggists and Perfumeia in ths States combinsd, and Mhis is theUnited sola resHon why the Fure. Oil is sold cheaper lblin ,n aoT other form.' im.c,P,ulH Oil of hands Iwood Is supcrsrdmg every other remedy, sixty Capuulee only belt g required to ii.sure a safe and cure in eix or eight days. . From nocertain other medicine can" I his result be had. Dundss Dick fc Cos Soft salva the prob em, long consideredCapsules by em nent phvMcians, of how to avoid the nausea nid disgust experienced in swallowing, which aie well known to detract from. If notooitroy. the good effects of many valuable remedies. . hort 'Japsulos art put up in il and neat boxes, thirty in etch, and are the only Capsulua prescribed by physicians Tasteless Medicines. Cuaiur Oil and many other naseous n.edicii.ea can be taken Matty and safely id Dundas Dick fc Co's Soft Capsules. No isate. No sm, II. Bar 1 haiMi.were the only Capsules to tbe last. Faria Exposition 8snd for Circular to 35 Wooster St. N.Y Sf fat itch! Ball Tickets neatly executed at office. Easy, to Learn! ? . s Light Running! tin-fo- , -- ad-mtt- ted No Complicate Gear ii ipokB tMr j pniM for of Um LANDBETffS qasrtora ofapwudi i Cntnj.If or I Uardcuors ia partiolar $ - HALE'S J EVERGREENS! FLOWERS! H FRUITS! From PINE GROVE Nursery. 'YOB TBB CUBB Of Coughs, Coibs, Ihvxuevza, Hoasw For Ono Dollar we will deliver to any the United States, ,F,r.tof. 30 Hemlock or Weeping Spruce, or 30 10 Wht or Pn5 Sef eb or G Choice PI", Gladiolus Bulbs or 3 fine Lily Bulbs or 3 Choice Peonies, or 2 fine Dahlias and 1 Turoso or 18 Clark Raspberry Plants or 3 Cherry and 3 Whit Grape Currant K W,r all 8END FOR ILLUSTRATED CIRCULAR AND PRICE LIST. .' goldbjrjIJjUEtk qwenv J'ji 1"!.'! jBUU60 . fnoBly Wm. Morton fc 8on. Allens Corner, Desring, Maine. FOR SMALL Weed Sewing MacMne Co. Trees and Plants . a j BY- - W. M. LENHART, Manager, Mail or Express, . send to J, Oapps k Soq, Mu Pulsaki Ills. Illustrated eatlogue with fin Chromo of the Alexander Peacli sent for 3 cent - ' A stamp. i pricer, 7f? n '.I " J ' J7Large assortment of choice varletlsj offered at low a i ... . u - i m s, Roral BorIi AlmaBM will bo fljhllod without; obaifo to all who applj. w ttil DAVID LANDRETH k, 80N, Philadelphia. Agent Wanted Everywhere. pf Honey otHorehound awo Tai r.- roquoilod. lj Laudrothi SEEDS A straw will make an impression on the Ad'sxae, Jxmcuur Bubatuihg, am Anxcnoxs or tub Tujboat virgin anew, let it remain bat a short BnoxcniAL Tubes, ahd Luxdp gima, and a horses hoof can ceirce.y LEADIXO TO COXBUMPTION. penetrate it. 8o it ie with the youthfm mind. A trifling word u.y maka an im-- pr iiion on it, bat after a few jeers ti e most powerful appeala may eeaee to It. Think of this, ye who have the training of the infant mind, and (forest tree Asms Bamahka. or lof Gilead. leave each inpressiens thereon as will I The Honey of norehound ior be sale for it to carry amid the follies Iaxd acATTXBS all irritations and If and temptations of the world. Tar-BalCU "mationa. h . theiLu.A w.4 !wlMA Z' and To maka' pocket mueilsgo, boil on pound of the best white glue and strain very clear; boil also fonr onnoei of lain-lasand mix the two together, place djludlce keep you from trying t&t medicine of n flunous doctor, cm in. a water bath (glue kettle) with thouMnds of lives by Ms Biaved white of and half a pound evapo-- i sugar, ' fAlanre practice. till the liquid ia quite thick, when 1JI N. private haiAD Balm Tar The B. it is to be poured into molds, dried and F taste orsinelL f'r'i cut into pieces of convenient sise. This FBICES. 50 CEXTS ABD $1 W Great saving to bay lark immediately dissolve! in water and fastens paper very firmly. rfivr . J H Containing a complete ". ifamuly ffAVirarE ' O NINETT-EIGHT- 9 SuceIUs Youth. r I .''y 5 punishment, replied: Kal Ann; but if any one of a sas me, Ill the chape juet grab up young white oak and wallop him, . you bet. 4 I Zeb Crummet says the faettha' we received honors' in proportion to the exertion we pnt forth, is forcibly illustrated by a schoolmate of his, who for .years studied fourteen hours eaeh day. He is now a brakeman on a coal train. An Arkansas applicant for a school teachers position neim asked if he fa- 9 i 'wifflm 1878 NEW YOKE. 1776 after three daytf hunting found the donkey's shoes covered with grasshoppers. A boyish novice smoking turned deadand threw ly pale away his cigar. Said sumtbin in tnat air cigar that's he,thars made me sick I know what it is. is most beautiful work of its kiaiia aaidhia companion, pulling away. What? thetbs world. It e Mains nearly 150 pises Tobaoker. hundreds of fine illustrations, end kOUR Chromo Plates of Flowers, beautifull On a street corner yesterday two drawn ana colored from nature. Price 3'5 men met and shook hsndi and one of Ceuta In paper covers; 65 cents bound in them asked; Is Tom very sick? Al- elegant cloth most dead, was the reply, Whats the form of his malady f He hasnt got any malady about him ita jrat regular aickness, and it is going tongh with him. vored J. : ST T7SS TRULY JOHNNY, SKAZS ;J. jig '4PM 4 |
