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Show Dear Jim, My recent copy of The Zephyr carries the notation that my subscription expires with the October issue. I realize that I pay nothing for this subscription, due to my association with the great jurist and adventurer Lewis Paisley. However, I would very much like to remain on your mailing list, at your expense, and continue receiving The Zephyr. = rwS = .J {e} a Cand we'll be available = Srw = by appointment in January) {e) Ze fe) Fe td wise Plants qternts & Agaves re a5S = e fe) ee ec Sa 2971 S. Hwy 191+(Next to the Branding Iron)*Open Mon-Sat 10:00 - 5:00 @ * Native Grasses For Large Areas *® THE Looking forward to meeting you in the trees: The Earth Raper industrial revolution brought us cookie-cutter precision. OVER time, we have returned toa deep ‘ appreciation for the work of the human hand. And the Zephyr response... Dear Earth Raper, I always enjoy boorish diatribes from chicken-shit gutless wonders like you who rant and rave from behind the ‘cover’ of a pseudonym. Isn’t there even one MAN (or woman) among your pathetic barbaric little tribe? I don’t share all of Mr. Severance’s views (or SUWA’s for that matter), but I have no problem printing the views of others who have the courage of their own convictions. You do not. You are a loser. By the way, how exactly does one "blow goats?" You seem to know. The TOUCH ofa ‘ [ Vy living being makes a world of difference. COMB rugs With unheard of sincerity... Jim Stiles RIDGE - jewelry TRADING - pottery . beadwork westendof BLUFF creative winter hours . stop by POST . art 672-2415 or give usa call Look into my eyes. Just look at these 559 Main Street 970.241.2740 N y S Mon-Sat: 6:30am to 5:30pm Sunday: 7:30am to 3:30pm e jMON It is absolutely amazing the stupidity and simple mindedness that the good Lord J{UDId « jMON JUDId iJ bestowed upon some of you. In reading the Aug-Sept issue of the Zephyr, aside from the nausea that you environmentalist shit-buckets always seem to be able to cause, I was dumbstruck to see that you feel like you have been dicked by the NPS at Canyonlands. a va M G fe) rs € owS = Throughout Owen Severance’s article I see that you are taken aback by the NPS’s attempt to expand the park by 250% increasing the area that the "fun police" control. You also seem to not care for the areas that have been closed to your chosen form of recreation (hiking). My heart bleeds for you. Please take the time to draw the parallels between the things that you don’t like from the NPS at Canyonlands, and what you and your SUWA and Sierra Club friends are trying to do with creating more wilderness that a lot of other people cannot enjoy with their chosen forms of recreation (4-wheelers, ATVs, jeeps, horses, etc). You can find sympathy between shit and syphallis in the dictionary. I hope that you can see that all of your wilderness bullshit and the land management policies that you and your kind have created WILL shut you out in the end as well. Then, won't you look stupid. You and Owen Severance blow goats. \ ‘ ch JUDide The Zephyr sometimes receives emails from ‘critics’ who choose to keep their identity a secret. This little gem arrived recently and we think it deserves publication. The author never would come forward and identify himself. NOTE: If you are offended by strong language, the following is NOT for you. Editor: sae © jMON OUR FAVORITE ANONYMOUS EMAIL OF THE MILLENNIUM... we c Srw = JUDId Due to my recent ascendancy to the status of Kentucky Colonel, I’m feeling generous to my fellow Kentuckians. So...OK Bo...one more year, but only if you call me Colonel...JS JUDId td Bo Fugazzi Lexington, Kentucky iMON Ned Mudd Somewhere in the Deep South HIGH DESERT GARDENS 435.259.4531 LIVE PINION TREES FOR CHRISTMAS! td JUDIde Yrs truly, {e) ra ¢ jMON = big brown eyes... Why shop out-of-town this Holiday Season when you can shop here for all your gifts AND get to look into my big brown eyes? SEASON'S GREETINGS FROM ALL OF US AT MOAB OUTDOORS e IMON straying from stated goals, etc. At any rate, gag orders are meant to broken and local flog-wallets are destined for some head banging. As the sign says: "It’s later than you think." |