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Show THE NUTSHELL: He protograpiiic evidence YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TRAMS: This just might be the second dopiest story of the decade (THE dopiest was the FIRST tram). Anyway...here it is. If we are reading ous schematics correctly, the new gondola tram will snake its way up the rocks near the center of the photo and thrill milliosn of visitors for decades to come. For more on the Gong-Dope-A, check out the Nutshell on page 4. pee IF WE COULD JUST GET HIS NAME RIGHT: After last issue's account of Vernon Erb’s trials and tribulations with the City of Moab, this publication and Mr. Erb received an extraordinary amount of feedback from citizens and tourists alike, and almost all of it supportive of Mr. Erb. However one man took me to task for a part of the story. I received a visit from Curtis Llewellyn, also known as..ZAXXR. Zaxxr is the creator of the sculpture that became such a point of contention between Erb and Moab City. What Zaxxr was irked about was my misspelling of his name. I spelled it ZARRX.'(I had all the right letters, but in the wrong order). Anyway...once more, it's..ZAXXR. PONY OF... UH...DOG OF THE MONTH. Don't be fright. ened. It’s just a dog. . This is MADISON the dog and there is strong evidence that the owner of this publication was not as tall as Maddie (or GUPPY as she is also affectionately known) until his 17th birthday. The Gupster is ridden bareback by her constant companion, TARA COLLINS. FOR SCALE: Ms. Tara Collins with her small pony Madison aka Guppy |