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Show w ul '" w M ? Orange Buckaroo Hat I Finally you folks know what I have been trying to tell you for all these years. We were at the football game, the one where the Monticello team So was hoping that my too kind and loving wife could go fetch our new Orange Bucka- up. making the announcement. Steve (Gritz) heard him, Jeff (Nielson) heard him. They talking about all these years. both said, "Hey, ya won a hat." I feel pretty dam vindicated. I roo Hat. The announcer, Terry, was trying to get her attention. Hundreds of people heard him didnt show ..the one where V'j j! we were s;4 m playing Parowan ilA fi3 V .r-- i iM y three women? This isnt something that you want to attempt. That could be like taking a bone away from a Rot- and I even heard, Terry the announcer, and I am deaf in one ear and no- body told them they were supposed to lose. You were probably wondering where the football team was. I know I was. So was have wax in the other. But, I was busy, very busy, down on the field doing important THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, November 6, 2002 on?" "Mrs. Torres...yahoooo...Mrs. Torres. ..get up here and pick up this hat." "MRS TORRES!" Well 1 could have told you, Mr. Announcer, look can I just call you Terry? I could have told you Terry, that you might have been better off putting a rock in the hat and whacking her upside the head. That might have got her attention...maybe. When those women are yapping you have mean, now others might know what it is like living with that woman. Here I am quiet, calm, reasonable, not much of a talker and with very few about as much chance as breaking into that conversation as setting the clock on stuff. It might look your VCR. Oh believe me I like I am just pacing than Christine have tried. At our house it is Adams and Dana best if you just raise your hand back and forth with those other nervous Young when they and wait until she calls on you. are walking. So there I am down on the dads but really I am Heck, as much enfield, studying the game, takworking. as You just might ergy they expend ing a few pictures, trying to on talking, they make a living as an honest think she could hear dont even have to journalist, and my too kind the announcement walk to bum off calo- and loving wife just cant be over the public broadcast system... NOOoooo! ries. "Oh my Gosh"...as Jeff bothered. They were probably For Petes sake LaRae says, "those women can talk discussing Christmas or that casserole that new green-bea- n Fullmer (at her house) could faster than you can run." So ol WhatsIIerName the announcer, Terry, brought to hear the announcer, but my too kind and loving wife was sit- keeps after her, "Mrs. Torres... the last ward party. Seriously, how am I supting next to her sisters. Have Ummm.... Mrs. Torres... If you you ever tried to interrupt a could come up to the booth and posed to be prepared, you never know when Coach is go conversation between those pick up yer hat." Steve, Fred, Scottie, Bill, Rhett, Scott, and Blen. Okay, we got the win, but it was about as ugly as road-kipie. So there we were at the football game and the announcer, okay well just call him Terry for now, announced that we -that is, my too kind and loving wife and myself had won an Orange Buckaroo Hat. You can imagine that I was pretty dam excited and would have sprinted up to go get my new hat, but I cant sprint and I was down on the side line concentrating on taking pictures. ll - Page bad habits and there she is yapping faster day". I just waved back because I was busy, busy, busy trying to stay focused on the game. The hat is orange. 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If you could catch yer breath for just a minute, Terry needs to see ya about a darn orange hat." She made some hand gestures at me..sign language for "Youre such a thoughtful kind loving husband and I love you more today than I did yester- He taps on the microphone ..."Tap tap tap." "Is this thing tweiler. Even Terry, the announcer, armed with a PA system that can be heard down at Parkway Texaco, couldnt get them to slow down. Now, all my readers can see what I have been - 800-847-26- 58 |