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Show THE SAN JUAN RECORD WYdruviay, February 2. 2U00 - Page clue what youre up to! We sure never did anything like that! Finally, there are the people that qualify for the Seniors discount at Dennys. Before they go to the mail they often pick up one of their buddies. Their big car makes my Big Blue Bus look like a Yugo. They sit on a phone book so Anyway, back to my story... during my studies of Post Office clientele, I have been able to 14 Vacancies at Going postal in Monticello thought that Gary Dunow Going Postal in Monticello" Aneth Chapter takes on a different meaning was stuffing my box with than what is normally implied everything that nobody else classify I of some their customers. First, are the sitters. These people get their mail and then The Navajo Board of ElecI claimed. wanted or such mean, by go to their cars and read the tion Supervisors, at a duly an ominWalMart how ads many just mail there. They must be called meeting on January 21, ous headdoes one family need? I got .getting some pretty darn good 2000 declared a vacancy for line. Oh even with him, I just kept mail to be that excited. I've the following positions: Aneth sure, we taking all the Current seen some of them with Chapter President; Aneth may have Resident mail back to him Sweepstakes and Chapter and told him it was thought envelopes just like Aneth Chapter Secretary in the wrong box. mine... imagine the Treasurer. I have yet to Postmaster odds of two winners Individuals interested in receive anything from such a small running as candidates must Bumcrot might be ready to go really cool in the town! submit the following items: confess he but when started mail, postal" Then there are Nomination petitions - congrowing a pony tail. Then I that I usually look the sifters, these taining signatures of a num-le- r asked for his autograph cuz I forward to getting are the ones that of registered voters equal Ya know, he looks the mail each day. thought, stop at the counter to r, of those who voted in the like Steven Segall in My kids tell me in the entrance and just last election for that same of- Under Siege that proves just go through their fice; declaration of candidacy Anyway, I have to confess, I how boring Montimail. These people form: supplemental form to cello is. Rick when a little nervous got are very efficient. I the declaration of candidacy first I I on can a pony-taiWednesdays. Okay, sprouted can never make a decision that form; statement of qualificafigured he was just venting justify some excitement, quickly. I like time to ponder tion form; black and white picpostal stress. It is kinda like mostly because I want to see my mail. It might be useful. I ture - to be taken by the Na- when someone that normally if my editor is going to publish have to look through the vajo Election Administration; shaves every day suddenly my column. Writers always catalogs to see if there is and filing fee of $75. shows up at work in wrinkled wonder if they are going to be something in them I need. The number of required sigclothes and unshaven. You get extinct; BrontaTorres joins Then there are the shy natures is 18 for each position, this feeling that something Brontosaurus on a long list of scurriers, they grab their mail however the Navajo Election might just be up. So for a few things that couldn't change and clutch it tightly, avoid eye (NEA) weeks I darted in. got my mail, first enough and died out. Administration contact, and hurry out to the strongly recommends that po- and quickly left. I certainly Okay, there is one other safety of their homes. I dont tential candidates double the didnt want to tempt fate with reason I am so excited to get number of signatures re- a stressed out Postal worker. the mail... I don't know if I trust these people. First, just what is so dang secret? Do they quired. should even share it... Oh, really think their Door Buster However, in Monticello goThe last day to file for the wduit the heck... the news is ing postal" is the phenomenon Ad" is so special? Do they position is Thursday, February unique to small towns, where going to get out soon anyway... Super No one else knows about think, 3, 2000, ft p m. folks that don't get their mail it really isnt definite yet... but this special sale? Im going to Nomination etition packets delivered go to the Post Office according to the letter from Ed be the only one at the sale. Woo may 1m obtained from the NEA to pick up their mail. It's one McMahon... this much I do Woo! office in Window Rock. of lifes little pleasures. The know... it seems that I may Then, there is always the run Any questions, please call only confusing part is, why is have wTon some pretty on the Post Office wrhen report the NEA at everyone so excited to get the valuable prizes... Yup, that's cards are coming out. High (8683). mail? right, thank you very much... Schoolers suddenly have an Navajo Elect ion Administ raI The only thing ever seem he wont say for sure... but the awakened need to check the tion, P.O. Box 3449. Window to get in the mail are bills and Official Certified" envelope mail. Yeah kids, us parents Rock, AZ 865 15, f, I I of which said neither have if the mail, junk winning are sure dumb, we dont have a really care for. For a long time. number then Ive already won. Vice-Presiden- they can see above the dashboard and then drive up and dowm Main Street a fewT times. Do you think they are cruising Main Street, or are they just lost and can't find the Post Office? Once, as two of them slowed down in front of the Barn on Main Street I heard one of them kinda holler to his buddy, Whoooaaaa....is it just me, or did somebody move that Bam?" His buddy looked out the car wdndow at the blue skies and yelled back, Heck No, I dont think its goin to t; that Rick l. storm! See you at the Post Office or me at garytorres ail hotmail.com. Public notice Grazing Tran Prrnnt Renewal The Monticello Field Office, Bureau of Land Management w preparing National Environmental Policy Act i NF.PA i documentation fur the renewal of term grazing permits on lift allotments totaling approximately 323,000 acres in the northern and eastern sections of San Juan County. This area is bounded by the Utah State line on the east. Lisbon Valley and Hatch Point on the north and Sal National Forest, and Comb Ridge. Manti-L- a Indian Creek along the western boundary. The first phase of the process is the identification of issues relative to grazing. 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