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Show 1 LAKE POWELL LOVERS ARE FREAKING OUT? Ggarette boat owners and people wbo like to consume huge quantities of beer and then throw the cans in the reservoir are becoming increasingly alarmed at an evergrowing groundswell of support for a proposal to drain Lake Foul and restore Glen Canyon As a result. Triends of Lake Powell bumper stickers are being distributed in Page. Arizona and parts of Utah. However, a Page resident and dam despiser recently sent the Zephyr one of the deals, slightly altered to give a more accurate description for the dams future. AT LAST-DO- G OF THE MONTH: Yes it s ROBERT: SON OF BOB. For the last two years (feels like ten) Bob Novellino has been hounding this publiation to honor his beloved unine. He has even accused the publisher of favoring women with pups over males of the species (a blatant lie). Novellino. who once offended Robert Duval beause he shouted epithets at Robert as Duval was passing by. denies being biologiully related to Robert in any way. We offer photographic comparisons so that the reader an make an independent conclusion. S IN MOAB: An invasion HUMMERS 6 of Rich Mans Jeeps rolled into town a few weeks ago. That WING-WALKER- and alike, same weekend. Moab was buzzed by Show. Air the in Grand County for big Restaurant of Moab.p lease report any Hummer servers NOTE: owners who tipped less than 20 to the Zephyr and we will track them down to the ends of the earth and make them pay the difference F-1- 6s plus penalties. If they can afford a Hummer, they can handle 20 SAY IT AIN'T SO! The Zephyr bids a fond, albeit reluctant, farewell to its copy editor, the lovely and charming KOELTHOMAE, the only Australian woman I have ever known who was named after a bird. nothing but good things to say about a woman who will work for free food and glory. Koel is hading north to I have Montana a to (A) become attic baron in the image of Barbara Stanwyck in The Big Valley (B) to be. closer to that toxic lake in Butte or (C) to be closer to her boyfriend Luke Skywalker. Take are. Koel. J.i!L JL- JJt -- It?- SU,JUPMJ JU tips. |
