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Show THE ZEPHYR AUGUST 1993 PAGE 19 Ms. Lester Kerstetter's TTo) D Is it the tequila, perhaps exceptionally tight Lycra clothing, or can it be the new issue of "Girls, Guns, and Trucks" that causes men to come up with some pretty amazing compost for pick-u- p lines at the bars these days? From Marlboro Men ("Are you lookin' for me, lil darlin'?") to Lycra Men ("Yo Babe...I'd brake for you anytime.") confrontations are usually brief but painful. But also worthy of a Top 10 List, with apologies to Dave Letterman 10: "You have great thighs...Do iou climb?" 9: "I bet you came in here looking for me. " $ 8: "...so there I was, Skull right in front of me..." 7: "Are you Nicole? I saw ijour name on the men's room wail. " 6: "You wouldn't believe where a mosquito just bit me." 5: "Would you like to see my spare oar?" 4: "Can you believe it? I found a rat turd in my nachos. " 3: "Want to ride my Slickrock Avenger?" 2: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a desert like this?" 1: "Check out my road rash, babe. " Ms. Kerstetter is a resident of Moab, and has a boyfriend who she often refers to as "Sweetie," so get a life, guys. h m |