Show A venerable baby who la that gray headed fellow coming this waya that explained the aged inhabit tant Is my baby what that old mana he aint old man he aieta turned 60 yet sixty why how old are you well drawled the ancient e I 1 live to gee time be and what s the secret of your long lifee they ain t no secret stranger I 1 m a allvin monument to collard greens corn lacker an good 1 woman e way gee dats just like a woman how am I 1 to tell it she s accepted me or not too much trouble mrs E Z why dont you shoo that fly off your head its been there five minutes E Z the use I 1 aint using the top 0 my head i now mr packers vew I 1 have an idea said the plain citizen that the czar will have hard work to raise that billion dollar andem anity most idiotic man I 1 ever saw re spondee mr packer he knows it has to be paid so instead of getting around and wondering 1 where he s go ing to get money why doean doesn t he get busy and organize a trust detroit tribune making a cheerless prediction do you think that our country will ver succeed in getting rid of graft ers yes answered senator sorghum there will be a time when grafters are unheard of but it will be due to the change that Is constantly going on in our vocabulary there will be a new word that means the same thing undecided tess jack hansum was very near proposing last night I 1 could see that by the way he fidgeted about the par lor jess what would you have done he had tess well I 1 was undecided cheth er to turn him down or the light after a raise what makes jinks look so solemn he gets his month s salary tomor to mor row just the trouble his wife allows him 50 cents a week of it and he s trying to make up his mind to strike tor a dollar they touch him after all said the talkative man politeness never costs anything think so eh replied markley I 1 notice when I 1 m rash enough to be polite to some people it encourages them to make it cost me a fiver or so do you blame him drown smith cheats at cards Jones Why what s the matter crown why I 1 detected him with a card I 1 had thrown under the table chicago journal he was a stockholder it s a very nice place said neall wed but the railroad fare Is very high but surely replied his bride the railroad company will fix that when they know when they know what that you re the gentleman who bought that share of their stock As to miss aleh aleh josf a word with you t young man his daughters what Is it sir aleh you have been calling on my daughter years now and I 1 want to know it you mean business puck r conditional getting mixed up with the law Is bad business isn t it yes it Is it you lose detroit free presa 1 1 l |