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ByZadkOidroyd Yes fellow 'Stangs Once again we have shown the spotlight on our studentbody and chosen the fol lowing victims to respond to the 5 My Past 6 The "no snowball” rule it’s the Britney Spears Homepage 3 1 would be Storm from except for the whole woman part 4 A squirrel and I would call it Nibble Nuts 5 The Mr MC Talent Show and trying out for the Cheer Squad 6 The dress code the girls are too X-M- en ' 7 Pepsi 2 with extra calories 8 Be in a Christina Aguilera music 3 Fly " 4 A dog named Kobe Anarchists Atreyu 2 -- the Vain 2 Erie How to find a husband in ten days' would arrange a direct deposit from the federal reserve to my account every month 3 1 would plant a money tree in my 1 Adam backyard 4 A goat named lawnmower 5 I would have gone further than 5th grade in school 6 I’d start school at 10:50 AM 7 Diet Cherry Vanilla Pepsi with a twist and a kick 8 Nothing my cuncience would bother me 9 Clam dip and Marshmaliow cream (Not together) 10 Not cooking! !rlTiumbs" ' ' By Jessica King Thumbs up: Class elections ate done! Thumbs down: You lost Thumbs up: Spring is hoe! Thumbs down: It is really HOT Thumbs up: Flowers are blooming! It’s the time of year for the AP students to be taking their rmich-feare- d finals Ifyou fore see utter failure follow one or more of these top 15 creative ways to fail your AP tests ’ 15 Bring balloons blow them up ' and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start 14 Start a small fire with your exam and run out of the room screaming “FIRE FIRE!” 13 Turn up ten minutes before the exam has ended sit down write a few lines arid leave the exam early 12 Kick the chair away from the person in front of you If the desks are close enough together then a drain reaction down the line is possible 11 Punch the examiner in the face Ms Lange ' Civic Tmivvntlt Good Charlotte new Found Glory and MxPxl indicates foe concert is at foe -- : 1 2 is at club 3 is at SaltAir Pavilion pe 4 is at Bricks 5 is at the Delta Center And of course Lollapalooza! This year it is being held at foe state fairgrounds August 21st and foe lineup includes: Jane’s Addiction Audioslave Incubus Jurassic 5 The Donnas A Perfect Circle So next time you’re driving around wastin’ gas on a Friday night just remember that if you had saved up your money you could go to some of these great concerts! How to fail an AP by Mike Dransfield Alana Lange (Teacher) 2 2 514 Built to Spill 2 522 - Dope Zug Island Tawing video 9 St Ives smooth arid silky lotion 10 1 would live in mytree house: and write short stories poems and alternative endings to Star Wars sleep ac- singer Billy Corrigan from Smashing Pumpkins) 3 429 - Zebrahead Kottonmouth Kings and Riddlin’ Kids 4 56 - Opeth Lacana Coil 2 58 - Lamb of God Chimaira and k 1 41 55 - DRL and New Society cute food-colori- count No Use fora Name and Autopilot Off 1 428 - ZWAN (featuring foe lead : Ales Drollinger (Sophomore) 1 People getting hurt! Wouldn’t you pay $6 for that? 2 Put money in my bank account and raise my interst rate 3 1 would play pranks on people like hitting people with lightning 4 1 am going to own agoai dye it blue and name it “Brodie" 5 1 would break more things 6 All ofthem they're lame because 7 Flavored it is allways fim to eat something that turns your tongue colors 8 Tie everyone’s laces together now that would be funny 9 Chinese food because that is my regular meal 5 out of7 days a week 10 Sleep glay video' games and Eric Budd ( Junibr) 1 Kobe Bryant’s life story 2 Take away all of the money-frothe Swiss banks and put it my Aim 1 you change? 6 If you could change any of the school rules which one would you change and why7 7 If you were asked by Pepsi to think up a new type of drink what would it be made of and what would you call it? 8 If you could do anything without being caught what would you do? 9 I f you could have a lifetime supply of anything what would it be and why? 10 What would you be doing if you were not in school? ByAJexWatauabe Ever feel like there’s nothing to do in Utah? Well you’re wrong! Here are some concerts you can 424-Sum- (instant results) 10 Fake a heart attack during the Thumbs down: So are foe weeds Thumbs up: School is almost out Thumbs down: It break downs die for SUMMER! Thumbs down: You have to go to summer school Thumbs up: Baseball season has started! ' Thumbs down: You did not make the team Thumbs uu: You set a car! Thumbs up: You are in the school next day newspaper! Thumbs down: For the heap of the month Thumbs up: I am done with this article! yjw-wli- of nothin' got plenty 529 422 - Disturbed Taproot and Chevellel 10 Probably sleeping or playing basketball Adam Borbwongh (Senior) Spring Break 2003: Girls gone wildin Idaho 2 1 would be the chief executive of We go to instead of wasting away ' your valuable life: pretty lame7 It would be made of Dr Pepper ’and be named Mr Pepper 8 Play basketball PastCufew! 9 Money so I’d be rich following questions: 1 If you could make a movie what would it be about? 2 If you were an expat hacker and could hack into any computer what would you do? 3 Ifyou could be for a do? would what day you 4 If you could have any pet what would it be and what would you name it? 5 If you had a chance to change anything in your past what would ti£&fg£i jam Entertainment - Thumbs down: Now I have to start mv next article exam' test 9 Get deliveries of candy flowers balloons telegrams etc sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam 8 Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room 7 Come to the exam wearing a black cloak After about 30 minutes put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here the phantom of the opera!” until they drag you away 6 Make paper airplanes out of the exam Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril 5 Get a copy of the exam then nn out screaming “Andre Andre I’ve got thesecret documents!” 4 Bring a Game Boy Play with the volume at max level 3 Walk in get the exam sit down About five minutes into it loudly say to the instructor “I don’t understand ANY of this I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?” 2 As soon as the instructor hands you the exam eat it 1 Fifteen minutes into foe exam stand up rip up all foe papers into very small piecesthrow them into the air and yell out “MERRY CHRISTMAS!” Repeat this pro- - |