| Show only style she knew madge ln t writing poetry any more why not deara oh the ed tor said he dian didn t like her style madge thought he meant her dress and said she d never speak to the horrid again be worse ethel charlie shapleigh Sap leigh isn t quite himself of late prances indeed I 1 noticed any improvement hard to refuse rummy robinson how in de name of all hobos do yer get dem kind ladies to give yer de price of a drinka boozy bob iphy I 1 always tell dem dat I 1 going to spend it in a model saloon like de one in new york A long dry pull first mosquito what emkes you so disgruntled 7 second mosquito here ive been biting a bill ard ball by mistake for the last ten minutes judge phys cal support soubrette yes de ham says he used to support miss verne in romeo and juliet comedian hes right they had such a flimsy balcony a supe had to stand behind and hold it up the great drawback experience is a great teacher sure enough wise yes but the average man never lives long enough to graduate in that school his settled opinion of course said the friend you are aware of the fact that poverty la no disgrace that s very true answered sena tor sorghum but you can t convince me that it Is anything to brag about either washington star want much you may have one wish said the good fairy and it will be granted well replied johnny wise 1 wish I 1 may have everything I 1 want THE REASON how did they come to elect you president ot the lookout automobile why I 1 m the only member who has an automobile D fforence now lust to prove that men have better tempers than women said mr wiser at supper when did you ever hear of a man slamming a door to show his they don t slam doors responded airs wiser quietly ah I 1 knew you were forced to ad mit it no they kick them As he expressed it so you dont mind my piano play ing mr said the girl next floor not at all replied Sk I 1 like it best though when you re coast ing when I 1 m coasting yes when you keep your teet off the pedals found an angel husband got a new girl I 1 see wife yes and she s an angel too how do you know that she chasn t been here halt a day yet true but she tells me that she once lived with your mother and stood it for three weeks abw york weekly condolence charley dear said young mrs tor kins dian didn t you say you lost your money on a ten toone to one shota yes well it s too bad you aren t any luckier at marksmanship than you are at horse racing are youa appropriate rodrick now they are thinking about bringing out the life of van albert well it would be rath er expensive rodrick how soa van albert it would have to be bound in morocco the trouble pete said meandering mike do you believe dat honesty Is de best sure answered plodding pete de trouble is dat you cant persuade people to present you wit tings in stead compelling com pellin ou to take em ridout askin kind men avo d gunner yes first she called her self mary then may and now its she s always changing her name guyer well such a silly girl will never have a chance to change her last name inconis stent she Is the most inconsistent worn an I 1 ever saw but you know it Is a woman s privilege to change her mind of course it is that is what Is expected but this girl never does not decided what a cute little baby ex claimed the good hearted old lady on the street boy or girl we aint decided yet replied the little nurse pop an mom s sc rappin over a name for it cath kllc standard and times no vis evidence mr chugwater Chug water I 1 m talking about the buttering in port arthur there must be lots of it there mrs but joseah I 1 haven t had a single call yet from any tramp that claimed to be a port ar thur sufferer fixing the blame yes I 1 must admit that she made a fool of me miss cutting then I 1 was mistaken Mistaken 7 miss cutting yes I 1 thought you were born foolish br woman mr knox it was very extravagant of you to buy all those things mrs knox but I 1 dian didn t buy them I 1 had them charged OLD STOCK elderly gentleman jokingly say my pretty miss you 11 marry me now won t youa flossie 7 years old vm um I 1 guess so but I 1 thinh I 1 d rather have a newer husband did you ever mesmerized hear about that tax collectors hard luck no what was it he called on a mesmerist she hypnotized him into the back yard and made him beat carpets for five hours further information wanted I 1 dont care for these bathing suits she said haven s you something a little higher price or asked the new salesman philadelphia record cut him short has that new reporter a nose tor newsy asbed the publisher he did have responded the man aging editor until he tried to count the revolutions of an electric fan and then he lost it old story jeemes bet S las he could stay un der water three minutes silas bet he could stay under five minutes who won the undertaker I 1 certainly did asleep enjoy your sermon said the hard case who seldom at bende tende i church indeed replied mr bawker and what part did you enjoy the most I 1 guess it was the part where I 1 dreamed I 1 had a million dollars stationary success have ou given up experimenting with your airship no answered the scientist and I 1 can truthfully say that up to the present time my appliances to keeli the machine from running away and getting last in the clouds have proved entirely successful shot in a new place my impression said the physician who was testifying before the coroner s jury Is that the man was shot in the early hours funny said the coroner this here other witness has done swore he was shot in the leg real powers say winston bow would you liko to witness a conflict between the pow ersa witnessed bd one the other day between the powers sure my wife the cook and the ice man began a three cornered squab ble la the yard A biased view do ou appreciate the beauties ot civilization yes answered the barbarian civilization Is a great on gut as in the case of other large enter arises it s usually best to be one ot the promoters and get in on tho ground floor in manchuria first correspondent say old man ive just got a bundle of newspapers from home second correspondent thank goodness now we 11 be able to learn something of what Is going on at tho front houston chronicle beat the record I 1 made a thousand miles in ten minutes once guess that was going some get down to facts I 1 placed another traveling man tor a mileage book and won detroit free press can t play you say miss putnam cant play golfa yes answered miss cayenne she s clever enough at hitting the ball but she can t find an costume that la in the least becoming information free backe A man Is never too old to learn benne no he can always find somebody to marry him but not so salable hlll Mac has sold a poem to scribblers entitled ode to a fair lady hulls lias he well he Is more competent to write verses entitled owed to a landlady stray stories time Is swift miss olde I 1 don t think much ot the young men of to day mis fly well it ou wait or tho young men of to morrow you re lla ble to be an old maid recipe for extravagance old man growler has found a great scheme tor doing away with any necessity for dying rich what is it he has just married a woman who a third of his age A pair two very interesting things happened at Pro pleys house the other night hear about em no what were they boy and a girl |
