| Show wa 1 benefit of advert sing A merchant in one of our northern cities lately put an advertisement in a paper headed boy wanted the next morning he found a band box on his doorstep with this tion on the top how will this one answers answer on opening it be he found a nice fat chubby looking specimen of the article he wanted warmly done up in flannel the inventors triumph you say that arbeiters Arb elters inventions have made several men millionaires but did be he ever make anything out ol 01 thema oh yes he was singularly sue with his devices in that respect he made enough to perfect all of or them mem indianapolis news next what Is the trouble between your wife and minea asked the fiest mos quito oh wear llly lily answered the second you ought to know these women they had a disagreement over which one had the most and the latest style of germs her loving neighbor mrs is given to retailing gossip jsn t she shea not she she wholesales it HIS preference 4 19 e farmer are you very fond of doge dogs weary well I 1 have eaten em but I 1 likes turkey better narrow escape father said tommy jones bow how big a fish did you ever catch I 1 caught a catfish once tommy replied deacon jones that weighed the good man stopped short looked fixedly at his youngest son and re burned in an altered tone tommy this Is sunday wanted him in the family reginald she said to a wealthy young dandy who had been paying his attentions to her I 1 would like to ash ask you one very serious question what Is it my deara he replied would you object to marry mamma if I 1 refused youa you see we really don t want to lose you saving money and chere did he take you after the theater 9 home ah ali so you are engaged at last his choice cousin may hotly I 1 think youre you re too stingy to ever get married cousin jack well id I 1 d rather be shrewd than besh champion diagnostician baggsby I 1 noticed that Pethe Fethe used vinegar instead of 0 maple drip on his cakes at breakfast and didn dian t seem to notice we difference at all baggsby I 1 wonder who the poor girl can be baltimore american kindred blessings here Is a letter from a lawyer said his wife who says that our un cle has died and eft left you 10 for these and other kindred 1123 ings murmured the dominie et its s be devoutly thankful I 1 in doubt so he gave you a dog bassir answered mr erastue pinkley he must like you well I 1 can t make out toh foh sho whether he likes me or whether he doesn doean t like de dog overheard in the kitchen I 1 don t like the way that coal tie tle acts said the range he appears to be full well consoled the shovel we will have to excuse him you know he be chasn t been full tor for so long her description of it yes she admits that she had bad im elicit faith in him when she married him wella well she insists now that mar ariage Is a faith cure ia easy for him you must be very careful not to be held up when you come home john johnt she cautioned I 1 will my dear he replied yens ea surin gly if I 1 am inadvertently delayed H until after dark I 1 won wont t cone come home at all THE EASIEST EST WAY awl mrs airs hicks I 1 am very anxious to find out about my husband husbands s past via iffe what would you suggest 7 i private detective persuade him to run for an office mike lost pat did you ever back a horse in your life mike mike yes once and only once did you win anything no that I 1 didn dian t fc well how was that well you see I 1 backed the blessed boss hoss through a shop window and I 1 baa bad to pay 25 5 spare moments just an appetizer I 1 cant imagine anything more nn un satisfactory than a meal at our board ing house said the chronic grumbler no replied the impressionable young man evidently you never got a kiss from your best girl over the telephone 0 thought he knew better she it takes all kinds of people to make the world he not tor for me it takes only one f chicago tribune i 4 NOT PROUD OF IT tl REW a advance agent of dramatic co I 1 believe this town boasts of a band t it ita landlord no stranger we don t boast about it we just endure en it HANDY AS FUEL 1 16 tramp I 1 im m collect in money ter buy a new leg kind lady where Is the other one onea tramp burnt it durin the coal famine ping longlet let for yes ma maam am says the saleslady this Is the new game ol 01 ping pong let but it is so very little objects the customer it looks like a toy it Is quite popular declares the saleslady it Is a miniature ot of the other game and Is especially to be played in a flat judge A burled buried treasure medium I 1 can tell you about a burled buried treasure patron please don t my husband Is always telling the same thing medium does he be know anything about a burled buried treasure patron leq his first wife his choice cora I 1 suppose you won wont t marry until you find the one girt girl in a mil I 1 ion on merritt no with ith a million too late wife dear cant can t we afford to buy a new rug yet husband no we cant but we have would not do uncle john ah my dear it if you want good health you should tate take a tramp through the woods every morn ing jessie but the tramp object uncle besides it would be improper the foxy woman she s the worst sort of a gossip I 1 never heard her retailing any scandal so no she leads you on until you tall it to her by m nolessie nole saie did at d she ver tell you any in return eife |
