Show ard she throw him over that charlie pinchback Is a mean man what has he done you know hes engaged to tilda mcknack well he found a ring somewhere t a bargain and gave to her it was too small for her finger what do you suppose he did what advised her to diet until she could get it on stray stories must look the same little sister was complaining tear fully about something her mother had told her to do very well sa d grandma we will trade off this mamma tor another one all right said little sister but we 11 have her look just like my mam ma now wont we fortunate rescuer how lucky it 1 I 1 m a good anner now I 1 can save a cifu by lunning for help when subjects rebel for three weeks he had borne all the horrors of spring cleaning without a murmur then his patience gave way and you sobbed his wife you used to tell ne I 1 was your queen yes he said with a wild glare in hl eye but when a man queen has used his tobacco jar top pale oak varnish and his best meer 1 pipe for a tack hammer he he begins to grasp the advantages of a republic stray stories force of habit the master plumber had become rich and was going abroad tor his health on ane voyage a school ol 01 wl ales was sighted and the plumber was seen to rub his hands in easta cies why Is he so happy asked a curl ous passenger he can t help it whispered the captain he imagines each spout la a burst of water pipe to be repaired by him at his old rates those melancholy days I 1 wonder what inspired bryant to write the line the melancholy daya have come remarked mrs herg inquiringly why in bryant s day the women did their housecleaning in the fall said smithers evening up I 1 wish you would not give me such short weight for my money said the customer to a grocer who had an out standing bill against him and I 1 wish you give me such long wait for mine replied the grocer willing to oblige I 1 may as well tell you man said miss spooner a father that I 1 always close up the house and turn out the lights by 10 clock don t bother to night sir replied jack nervy attend to that for ou an unwilling victim lf S miss Q ery who made your arous trous ers little boya wlllie oston madam why do you interrogate what Is a self evident truth I 1 am the victim of my moth ers good intentions he had good reason the bride tell me now dear when you proposed t you a little ner tor tear I 1 should say no the bridegroom who has married for money I 1 should think I 1 wal why I 1 owed nearly 5 and my creditors were getting awfully crusty time works wonders sentimental sue only last season maud declared she marry a man unless he was a hero tantalizing tess yes but she has outgrown that sentiment shea look ing for an old tool with money thie season OP less biggs regards as the one man in a thousand diggs Is that all I 1 thought he re carded himself as the other cautious do you let work worry you no nor I 1 don t let worry work me ither cincinnati commercial trite una |