Show COLLEGE OP EASTERN UTAH Page Two IN BRIGHTER SCHUZOPHRENIA By PAT ORTEGA Said the sweet young thing in tearing pages out of my anatomy her naivete “What this college book" comAnd She said “Evil must be needs is an mittee to save the chaste minds fought where it is found" And I said slyly grabbing my of our youth’’ Said I “Who's youth? Whose pencil again “Where else Is it found?" chaste? And what's obscene?" And she replied majestically Seeing the gleam in my eyes chair “The from her she girls again said “Never you mind" arising Then before I could ask her any at the dorm" So I shouted springing up like more questions she quickly slipan indignant Sir Gallahad “They ped away are NOT obscene!" I meekly sat There's Just babbling but down after hearing no applause “1 I said she one in a admire thing really “Silly goose" meant that they were youthful President The ability to write a and innocent" good poison pen letter to a big "Oh?” university She continued — very selfright eously "It is my duty to protect tour innocent lambs from the evils of pornography” "Right" said I So she said "It's disgraceful what some professors use to instruct their pupils" And I said — very shocked “Don't tell me Mr Young's swipIt is surprising how many peoed a mannequin to pose for his ple don't vote today There are of art classes” She haughtily replied "I mean course some who have good reasons but for the most part it is textbooks" — a little awed “You pure neglect So I said We take our freedom for grantmean our literature Department's ed maybe because we have never Hill and The Tropic using Fanny been without them The rights we of Cancer?” have today are so over looked it “Listen And she screamed is ! tragic How many people today Her halo dropped stupid for example get mad when they from over her head and choked told their words are out of arc her Regaining her voice she and how many of us realize place grasped “I'm talking about those hundred years ago peotwo that books with that Personal Hygiene not even allowed to were ple on page pornographic picture all Yes freedom of out at speak twenty-threeone but the right of is "What page?” Said I excitedly speech is The right choice free another grabbing a pencil want to to we those whom pick And she said — in a huffy tone in Amerwas :cad us pioneered of voice "Never you mind" ica from I “You said must be So Provo one of them there cru- This is why we are given this right from early childhood That saders against smut" is why we as college students and And she said proudly standing of higher education students “1 do fight for all that is good take the lead for some should and pure and clean and nice and be will we the leaders of our day innocent" She stopped to regain country "I continued her breath then You are all probably wondering also fight against all that is wickwhat I am aiming at ed and had" VOTE So I said "Why aren't you in Vietnam then?" Studentbody officer elections And she answered "I do not arc coming up and it is up to you to pick the leads you feel are believe in violence" Next year at CEU I said "How do you fight qualified So best year ever Why? will the be then?" And she said "By censoring because of all the qualified candieverything I think is nasty and dates running Don’t forfeit your right to vote evil" “Ah ha!” Sa'd I triumphantly for the Student Body officers of "So you're the one that's been your choice anti-obsceni- ty Squawks Chirps ’’ LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS Track Price Utah Friday April With a weak turnout of four trackmen and seven tennis playk ers the for these spring The sports seems rather dim track and field picture is darkened further by having no returning lettermen On last year's team Jerry Hutchens set a new conference record in the broad than jump by leaping better twenty-thre- e feet He also placed fifth in the high jump Vince Colbert took first place in the high jump at the BYU Invitational The first track meet is scheduled for April 11 Track team members are: Dave Steve Childs sprints Peyton Hurdles Richard Byrd Middle distance and Paul Kelly The CEU tennis team took third place in the ICAC last year but have only two returning letter-me- n They are Pat Ortega end Garth was Johnson Ortega ranked number one and Johnson number four on last year's team The first tennis meet is against Mesa Colorado on April 13 The rest of the tennis team includes Steven Cox Mike Fasselin Tom Gonzales Donald Houghton Tom Saldivar and John Torrey Anybody wishing to compete in either tennis or track should contact Coach Peterson at the Girl's Gym Workouts are between two and five o'clock in the afternoon Since the opening competition is less than two weeks away any interested party should start as soon as possible Other tennis matches are on April 17 the BYU Invitational on April 28 and March 4th and 11th 4 ? out-loo- cuss Baseball team members Roger Reid and Vince Colbest the current season with Coach Curtis Jenson Pre-Seas- Drills on The CEU baseball team by a strong group of returnees from last year are rounding into shape with a friendly assist from the weatherman Sunny days with temperatures in the low 70's have allowed a strong pitching corp to loosen up for the season opener in two bos-ster- ed weeks The Eagles will play 16 games eight of them in the Helper Park The final schedule will be released next week when a few pending changes are settled LAMBA DELTA SIGMA (Back from last year's squad are On Wednesday evening at Vince Colbert Johnny Ellington Lambda Delta Sigma members nominated and elected new officers for next year After the winners were announced a dance was 0iams held and refreshments were served PI GAMMA CHI The sorority’s most recent activity was the Spring Formal The club members were helped in planning and decorating by members of the IK's The support of the studentbody was greatly appreciated The officers are making plans Sew aft her a shore it leaf eye for activities during spring quar- emery turn king too off her hue ter mora us mat arial two ewe one ABC CLUB duress call age stew dents Con The ADC Club invites everyone sit her sell if luck he thee to participate in the Sadie Hawk- call um yore is a vail able fore ewe a ins Dance Saturday night at 7:30 gain Aya no hit mush dove bin pm in the Women's Gym The doll wit out hit Tanks fore hall dance will climax the yore cars an let hers terrain my week of activities The dress for abc sents Wile inn may door the dance will be L'il Abner and ment peer he ode eye herd man Daisy Mae style The cost is 25c a fini Joe kick Soma tine tele till SOPHOMORE CLASS em tool teepee pull off call age All sophomores must plan to hoff ease torn you taw En off attend the Sophomore Class meet- Otis Fore pee pull hove reddish ing next week The time and fire lit mesa awl words hear ore place will be announced soon moe stuff iM our inner Dick Sean Plans for the meeting Include dis- Harry (Are you following this?) cussion about the Fig yor in ewe went torrisum graduation class project and the graduation will be party Refreshments The governor of a large state served after the meeting Look got on (a train which was transfor posters telling more about this ferring some inmates of an insane meeting asylum to a farm where they INTERCOLLEGIATE KNIGHTS were to recuperate He InadverThe members of IK wish to got In the same car The thank all those who helped in tently conductor went through the train anyway to make the Spring checking up on the group and Formal a success counting them "One two three There'i a brilliant future ahead four five He stopped at the for the boy wtno found a pocket-boo- k seat of the man containing a (10 bill 'Who he are asked you?" He returned the money to the "I am the Governor" owner — but first he changed the " ‘Six seven eight bill to ten ones (Clnlb dis- College Nine Starts News Jeff Miller Don Denson and Taylor and Wash Chipman A few of the newcomers who offer a lot of promise to Coach Jenson are Dee Wright Roger Reid Robbie Jewkes Dave and Beau Pacheco Pitching appears to be the strong point for the 1966 Eagles Colbert and Ellington were both and Dee effective last year Wright and Beau Pacheco have been impressive in practice sessions Roger Reid is a strong infielder and should be one of the team's outstanding all around players Kuck-enbeck- er f- Jordan’s Shorts ce by Don Jordan think gnu asile due dhole think in ma differ aunt stile High cued torque a boug tormenting thinks buttocks sew much tie nvina vwee Justice eye wars thinging air bout bee ink differ aunt the I deer pop Ted my my end ansul aye pudding a laddie rushing token fuse ewe Wail hive eggs sauce Ted my resoar says sew hi bet hers top (Read the above column not as mere words but as sound ie Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court Which means ’So the wicked wolf took a short cut) Staff Editor Ass’t Ed Reporters Columnists well-dress- ed OR THOSE OF YOI WITHOUT CLASS CARPS OR 5TANPING IN PACK WILL PLEASE RJUCW Mfc LUCIANO WHO HA BEEN HlREPTD TAKE CARE OF OUR CLASS OVERFLOW- 1966 Tennis Teams Organize girls-choi- THOSE 1 Photographer Advisor Kitty Horsley Steve Dougherty Jane Spencer and Gary Pierson Pat Ortega end Don Jordan Tom Jensen Dean Walton |