Show Monday April Pago Throo CARBON COLLEGE GOLDEN EAGLE 1943 1 Bulletin Vegetable Grower Board Of Directors Hires Lost: Small black cocker spaniel dog Answers to the name “Fang” Please contact office for details New Librarian To Keep Order Wins Trip DC Chosen to flU the position is The appointment of a new librarian for spring quarter was Mr Frank N Stein formerly of announced last week by the board Alcatraz where he has served as Hank Hassell local amateur of directors at the University of warden for the past ten years fanner and member of the Na- Utah a branch of Carbon College Previous to that Mr Stein served tional Association of Junior Veg- The action was taken because of fifteen years for a five year at etable Growers has received rec- numerous complaints about the tempted murder charge Mr Stein ognition for his outstanding work roudincss displayed by students In was perhaps one of the most famin plant hybridization ous of all Alcatraz Inmates and the study hall To Washington Hank's achievements in the field of horticulture were lauded by the Secretary of the Department of Agriculture Ilis latest experiment was designed to test the effects of gamma ray bombard- ment on yellow Lima beans After six weeks Hank had produced a giant bean stalk which grew to a height of several miles before it was struck and killed by a TWA Boeing 707 Hank has also invented a new type of com with cauliflower ears His other special breeds of plants yield cocoa puffs and ded wheat Hank’s methods are secret but he docs tell us that good vegetables demand love and understanding For his outstanding work in the Held Hank was awarded a free trip to Washington D C Un fortunately Hank will not be able to make the trip as he is presently hospitalized from being half strangled by a hostile carrot in his garden Friday shred- I I DREAMED WAS A CHIP OFF THEOLD ROCK IMF oOHlT I ICNOC jf r v ‘SHEET Be the of ifoor fnenoe! i Available in himdireds of cdor ) shrinkage less than ft bS v C usmg TWQl cKegpl'jai all leadina book- - a JP® US lies Pa flePvGfcd t 1 637-112- 6 Died: Blaine Crawford in chemistry lab after licking back of FOISXON label To Marry: Kirk Johansen planning or June wedding Call apply In person 637-99- Mr Stein 67 LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS Carbon Ski Team (Continued from Page One) ski dub Nevertheless the cosponsors cheerfully chipped In to send Caibons ski team to the picturesque Sierra Nevada Mountains where over the week end a of record five hundred acre-fewet snow fell in ten minutes Carbon's skiers were confiden that they could be victorious a the meet The dub membership boasts having some of the bes skiers in the school One of the top contendere is Shanna Wood ruff acknowledged to be the bes in the country at the uphill slalom event Among the missing is dub pres ident Dee Orr Kunz (pronounce Dee Ann Kooney) who remarket that the team's hopes were high for this last event of the season "We haven’t had much luck this year” he said "our scores have all been below zero At all the state tournaments we were bea Alta heck but X think things wil' Brighton up!” At the time of this printing no word has been received concern lng the outcome of the contest or as to the condition of the missing skiers It has been suggested tha the school undertake a project to rescue the lost slats ten later this spring The Issue will be taken up in Student Senate tomorrow Any one Interested in the matter such as dose relatives or friends o the missing are Invited to attend resTMkoToz not— iVe hmfa tm tdavks THAT OF CUX&PEl PDG H5 VNCAfT Carbon Emery Bank 45 PRICE SOUTH CARBON AVE UTAH Member Federal Reserve System and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation One of Carbon’s Best Boosters h 1 V!' Call et fk'i i f- - Allred For Sale: Customized World Lit book with rolled and pleated interior Very little use as Indicated by owner’s final grade was known as “The Bird Of Alcatraz” a nickname cast after his habit of catching and eating little birds that perched outside his cell window In an effort to civilize the library the librarian will patrol all tables and have aimed guards stationed at ail doors Anyone admitted to the study will be obliged to conform to "strict silence” rules There yrill be no coin flipping card playing pen clicking or reading allowed Breathing will be limited to special exercise periods All reading material wQl be "bugged” with microphones to pick up any unnecessary noise making Mr Stein intends to bulk brick walls and barbed wire barriers between tables to cut down on visiting He also hopes to extend his disiplinary measures throughout the school to stop al juvenile delinquency by eliminating the primary cause — the juveniles themselves Q if Wanted: Traveling companion to make long motor trip Preferably auto mechanic See Lucy i SUPER MARKET JEAN SELMES' Subscription Specialists PRICE FIRST EAST MAIN 3rd East DRUG PRICE & Main FINE FOODS PriceUtah |