Show Monday April CARBON COLLEGE GOLDEN EAGLE Pag Two College Library Rereives New Books STAFF Richard Menzies Lynette Holdaway — Leon Moynier — Bob Veltri John Lessar Gilbert Naylor Richard Menzies Richard Holdaway Don Young Dean IV alton ! Editor Associate Editor Business Manager Reporters Photographers — Art Advisor Printed by The Sun-Advoc- ate Price Utah Golivir's Travels — Written by a relatively obscure author Moe Golavar this book is an attempt to tell in 25000 words or less toe adventures of a Persian in Utah The story is about a rich Moslem land owner who buys a small American junior college for his son’s education When customs authorities refuse to ship toe college to Persia the owner is forced to send his son Moe to America The tale begins well but turns out to be something of an “Alice In Wonderland” type The book is not recommended for adults or intelligent children The 'Unteachables' — A paperback by Dr David Cox dean of students at a typical Western college The book is a brief summary of Dr 1000-pag- e Cox’s experiences in You counseling will hear true uncensored confessions told for the first time Not recommended for anyone majoring in college freshmen education — Fall-Sa- fe Informative new booklet tells how to pass big tests such as and final examinations Written anonymously by America’s number one exam cheater this book tells how he got through college without “hardly never tryln " I Lad Nine Lives — Exciting tale of safaries in darkest Africa as told by a lion Follow the king of beasts as he stalks defenseless natives and dodges live bullets Hailed as the greatest animal story of all time this book will be especially en loved by other animals Being written In darkest Africa by a dumb cat the book is somewhat hard to understand by all excoot the uneducated Goldilocks and tho Throo Bars — A delightful story about a mid-ter- Robert Downard Pace Hansen College Popularity Poll Calls Downard Hansen m lion-hunti- ng Two College men were honored Cosmetology lab which he hoped last week when they were award- would be a “hair raising” exper- ience “If you think Pm bald now” said Pace “you should have seen me nineteen years ago” When asked how he lost his hairline Pace told us he had been trapped in a raging forest fire years ago and afterwards was and love to run their fingers through his Brylcrccm furry with a singe on top In spite of Pace's handicap girls The second coveted title of the went to sophomore Robert still seem to find him handsome year Downard who was unanimously voted “Most Deferred Man” Robert clinched the title after being turned down for a record 538 dates in February — indeed an admirable achievement Robert admits it took some doing but he had help from a lot of girls Just what it is that makes him so unappealing to toe opposite sex is hard to determine Robert just seems to have the right com' "For Refreshments Sure to Please binatton of faults He never takes out the same girl once For his prize Robert was Cook’s Velvet Freeze’ Come awarded his first real date and a prune and some raisins ed Carbon’s two top honors Hansen was Pace (skin-heanominated as the freshman “most likely to recede" Pace was awarded a lifetime size can of Instant carnub wax and a hairbrush with extra bristles — to make up for the bristles he will be losing In addition Mr Hansen was paid hair given an growing treatment at the College d) se COMNK’S Velvet Freeze BEST RCA BARGAIN ON DRY Whirlpool (as much as 10 Sweaters or 8 Skirts CLEANING -- IS THE COIN-O- P lb§ $15® 4 pair of Pants or 7 Dresses) 196) Home Economics Class Given Cookie Contract Mrs Mary Pizza home economics instructor at Carbon received he greatest honor that can come to a Home Ec teacher when rer third period class was awarded a government contract to rake toe nation's Girl Scout cookies for 1968 Ever since her students began making mud pies in Kindergarten ilrs Pizza has applied each year for the contract Last year’s manufacturer was American Hydrogen Sulfide Corp who's cook-e- s will be consumed in 1967 The Girl Scouts have a surplus due to overproduction) This rear's contract for Carbon College s the largest since wartime when some five billion olive-dra- b cup cakes were shipped to our enemies overseas The girls are already busy baking the cookies Supervising the roject is Amelia “Cookie” Yoklo-vic- h “Our first batch was overdone” she said “but now we’re jetting batter” The class celebrated the honor with a camp Ire ceremony and marshmallow nist on the roof of the Geary O Spring Rodeo (Continued from Page One) Bill Bodine recalled Ms accident when he was thrown by an unforeseen horse maneuver Although toe big event won’t be presented now for eight months the club is already busy making plans Featured at the winter roundup will be bull roping and fly tying events A new sheep counting contest will be open to all math students with stock being provided by Frank Kontas who will also participate — as a sheep Last year no one won this contest because all the contestants fell asleep before all the sheep were counted All other stock for the rodeo will be provided by the Carbon Chad Peatross who last week in Botany class spelled out his name letter-perfeon a girl's back is a favorite to win the bare-bac-k writing contest Spectators will also see some good action when Cactus Charlie Zoolakis meets Jessie Jameson in a fast Theatre draw contest It is rumored that blonde barmaid who tries to hold Charlie can draw a six shooter than anyone else alive On down jobs at three taverns Hav-n- g faster the other hand Jessie Is good at three jobs at the same time drawing cars and airplanes prevents Miss Goldilocks from gong outside for a breath of fresh air Eventually she dies from of the smoky rarroom atmosphere The book las a suspicious resemblance to another best seller “Smokcy Bar” Both books are highly recommended by the American Bar Association Carbon Mining and Smelting In Utah This book is the published form College of a research paper written on the Boosters subject by freshman Kenny Cox ct HDiamond over-consumpti- on Market founder of Kenny Oox Copper Kenny discusses the present-da- y problem of trying to a produce weekly 90 minute TV Corporation East Price 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