Show Pag Two Tuosday Novambtr 15 I960 CARBON COLLEGE GOLDEN EAGLE “Brains" Flub Too Variety Show ! student was Recently a certain National Merit Scholarship needed no he decided that tongw he When lab working in the chem To the acid he had is his beaker he proceeded to dump it in the sink and forgot to turn on the water to wash it down Red fumes filled the room and Terry "beat a hasty retreat" It was later found (when an unsuspecting person turned on the water and it ran out onto the floor) that the add had eaten holes in the plumbing Institute students from Carbon is comforting to know that everyone makes mistakes It College will sponsor a Variety Show at the Institute on December 9 as a Great Pumpkin Rises project for the North Carbon Stakehouse Carbon College students probably thought that Linus and Charlie The two-hoprogram will feahad been on the Job when they came up the front walk on Brown ture many talented students from of November 1 There sat Gibby as it has been sitting the morning the college Blaine Morgan sophoblue and gold it was a 20 for yean but instead of being a sedate more from Kenilworth will emcee somewhat "runny" letIn face black a pumpkin with yellow the performance Students who £jrnih "The Great someone Pumpkin" on Gibby1 base It's had painted ters will participate include Venice reads the paper! someone at least to know that Powell Beverly Keller Jack Mar-z- o comforting David Darbonl Kenneth Pierce Janitorial Help Sings Byron Shaw Larry Hatch Jim Bowns Saundra Thomas Masahi-k- o It seems to be the tradition at Carbon College to have singing Kondo Gary Magnussen VirLast year Sherman Griffone and Michael Marelli led ginia Fullmer Sarah Meyer Grant Janitorial help In halls The year before that James Pappas was the the the songs Price Nurimar Yarza Geraldine leader of the broomswinging crowd song Shield Jean Topolovic Francis Kondo Masahiko seems to have taken over where the This year Urbanik Robert Brewer the Fac- others left off Many times he does his chores to a song from his ulty Quartet from Carbon Col- homeland — Japan Other times he and the other "Janitor's Helpers" lege and a dance group assembled harmonize in the halls musical has only to under the direction of Mrs Gunda Anyone who wishes to hear a broom-tim- e visit the school around five o'clock on weekdays or on Any Saturday Reid during the day and he will probably have his wish fulfilled Benefit Stakehouse STAFF Editor-in-chi- ef Editorial Editor Society Editor Sports Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Headline Editor Oolumqist Exchange Editor Reporters — MNtMINdMNMMMIIMNINNIII Joan Henrie Wilma Alger Susan Worthen Reed MNiMIMMHMMMHIMM Warren Shiriee McArthur Stewart Fausett Karlene Balle Val Halamandaris tMMMtIMIMMai Adrian Powell aitNIMHtNIMNII Rexene Milano Virginia Fullmer Frances Urbanik Carolyn Nelson Bob Tucker Maria Jouflas Edith Miller Edith All red 'MM' a a a Advisor Printed by th Sun-Advoc- ate Assembly Attendence Is Important How mature are you? Are you attending college for a purpose? There are many things we do as college students that mark us as either mature or immature people One of the things we can do that is definitely a sign of maturity is to attend the weekly assembly This is election year and the assemblies on political themes have been doubly important because they have acquainted us with the views of both political parties Since these assemblies are important attendance is a good sign maturity This year there has been a sharp increase in' assembly attendance over that of last year indicating a healthy curiosity and attitude toward the problems of the world about us The students who have attended assembly however represent the more select group Why not have some of the students who need the additional sources of information? Are you one who recognizes an opportunity or do you let it knock until it goes away? Dr John C Hubbard A Friend to Man Faculty members and students at Carbon College are mourning the loss of one of the school’s greatest benefactors Dr John C Hubbard 70 surgeon humanitarian and friend of Carbon College faculty and studentbody Dr Hubbard died of a heart ailment October 15 at 6 pm in the Carbon Hospital after- 40 years of service in Carbon County A benefactor of the entire county Dr Hubbard gave unselfishly of his time money and effort to Carbon's medical and athletic program He attended almost all college games and also the high school sports activities We at Carbon College feel deeply his loss - fund-raisi- ng ur Students Rate Modern English ‘Tops’ "Sound like a foreign language? No It is just English — Old English that is" English literature students have been introduced to the language of Chaucer and have been memorizing a portion of his "Canterbury Tales” to help them acquire the rhythm of the early period The students have found through their study that English is indeed a growing and changing language Cries of “I can't understand this" "It takes me hours to read it” “Where can I find it in modern English" have been heard about the halls As the class has moved into later periods of literature the cries have somewhat abated Most students agree however that they are looking forward to the time when all will be written in "modern English" O Foreign Students Letter To The Editor This is Spanish ? Students who are enrolled in Spanish I taught by Orsen Tew are finding the hard way that teachers are inspired by their environment Spanish I is taught in the Little Theatre and Mr Tews teaching methods center around dramatic and musical techniques Almost daily he states ‘1 feel like ringing today” and the class bravely ventures into a song about a small burro that doesn’t want to go (Spanish words of course) After the song more likely than not a play is on the agenda Parts are assigned and the "curtain" opens The action stops only when the director halts proceedings to correct faulty pronunciation or to explain a fine point of gram- mar All students who are interested in Dramatics on the Spanish Stage are urged to sign up for Spanish I since new plays are planned and songs are to be learned One may contact Mr Tew any morning during first period at his office Strange noises indicate only that the students are practising Dorm Life Portrayed Many and varied are the problems that arise in Die Girls’ Dormotory Where else can you go to bed stretch out for that long winter’s nap and find a makeshift snake of wet kneenex and mattress with you But this nylon stockings sharing the beauty-re- st is equaled only when you stretch your legs to And to your horror that apparently someone has chopped your legs off above the knees When the Initial shock wears off you notice that someone has simply doubled your sheet To get the knots out of your legs you have either to get up and remake the bed or tear the sheet to shreds Everyone in the Dorm is just one big happy family Where else in the world do you post your grocery list on the back door so everyone can see what’s 'borrowable and what's for supper But the peace and quiet one gets around that happy place is something to be admired Never have you heard such melodious music as when everone gets in the shower and starts crooning everything from "Madame Butterfly" to "Mack the Knife" accompanied by kicks and pounds on the door By 12 pm everything has settled down to a dull roar the mattresses are all back on the bed the screams of anguish from the trampling of roomates has subsided the neighbors have all made their nightly vigil to every apartment the party is over and the dishes stand is the sink until 5 am when everything gegins over again (Continued from Page One) taking a general education course at Carbon but plans to enter eleDear Editor mentary teaching and teach kin— America is the land of plenty theoretically that is but we girls in one of the apartments at the dorms probably won't agree dergarten Haaein Ali Amiri also from Tehsince we must sit on the floor in our front room because we have no ran Iran Is married and is awaitfurniture except what we have brought from home Do we have a should done We think be arrival of his wife to this the something ing legitimate gripe? in about two months country Signed Ilasein is outstanding in volleyball Dorm Girls add soccer having participated in three Olympic Games — in India Tokyo and Helsinki in these fields He was graduated from high school three years ago attended RENT a university of physical education for a year and a half taught school for a year but left to return to He plan a career in the college THREE MONTHS RENTALWILL APPLY TO PURCHASE Photographers — junior grade — that's the title Henry Defield of physical education He se- Simone and Karleen Balle hold now as official yearbook photolected Carbon because of its graphers Sometimes however they wonder if they aren’t perhaps Junior Junior grade picture takers since neither of them has had education department previous formal experience with taking pictures other than with a simple box camera Then all of a sudden they were dumped into a situation where they not only had to take pictures using a complicated camera but also had to learn how to develop them After an hour or so of Instruction andpractice they felt they could handle the PINTUS camera with comparative ease but the developing was something else Hie darkroom is in “a little corner" of the chemistry building Three people In there and it’s crowded four and you need a shoehorn to get in or outlButthey were game for anything so one afterTEXACO noon about two weeks ago they trooped over to take their first lesson from Mrs Allred Suffice it to say that a roll of film must be unrolled and run through two solutions in complete darkness This procedure takes approximately eight minutes The negatives must SERVICE then be left overnight to dry Since one Is supposed to use chothes-pin- s to hang the strips ofnegatives up he finds himself In a predicament when he has 13 rolls to develop and there aren't enough clothespins Necessity seems to be the mother of Invention however and soon they were using the keys off Crisco cans to weight the You cant baliava suck films down and keep them from curling! (Don’t ask how a Crisco typawritar baauty an Quality key got over there maybe some starving Chem 16 student was parfactlM until you saa session watching the romantic it You Ml cant kfiagWta cooking breakfast after an how aknpla and aaty Mi flame of a Fisher burner!) After using all sorts of devices the films were finally hung up and left to dry pariormanca Is! Horn Products work la a piaawral Hie next night they brave the elements again dragging themWith Olympia'a hail apae selves to the chem building this time to learn print making That ln tha moat com piicat ad print-makimachine proved to be the most temperamental thing formulaa and mathamati-ca- l since women were Invented After turning knobs dials and switches axpraaaions can ba EAST OF PRICE until they achieved a combination that looked as if it might do the easily typad Full spacing trick they carefully slid the negative In and hoped for the best H for thates Saa It try After several minutes of holding their breaths they pulled the print at your typawritar dealout and put it In the developing solution Ten minutes of kloshing er's or write us It around and they lifted it out Zounds foiled again! The dials Nation wide sales and set right so they had to start over In the meantime a roll weren't service by experienced of film had somehow gotten chemicals splashed over it so this office machine dealers WHITES BEST OF ALL necessitated another session In the freezing cold of the autumn Phone BECAUSE ITS BUILT BEST Of ALL afternoon retaking football pictures Then another piece of paper was Inserted In the machine the dials properly set and the burning time set There was a Minding flash! After several minutes when 27 ME they had recovered their right they discovered that the bulb in the OFFICE EQUIPMENT CO machine had blown out To blazes with the whole thing they said In disgust After taking a bottle of aspirins to settle their nerves hobbled out of the cursed place muttering under their breaths they and vowing never again to undertake such a thankless task That la ’ iTg until the next time! An Olympia $6 a month Photogs’ Gain Rewards psy-sic- al all-nig- ng 7-98- ht |