Show Tr rrfrw T-- r rwi TTT inp i f i Tha Herald Journal Logan Utah Wednesday March v By Ann Lenders -- pei ' she reads you every dav DEAR STOUSE: Ptrese don't cidl me at wok to tell me I didn't put the dishes in the dishwashet Also I do not want to hear that the children are drip ving you crazy When you make such calls it affects my mood and I am unable to do my work Also I would appreciate it if you didn’t ask me on the phone when I am going to get a raise I do not know the answer to that question and if some- Creators Syndicate Ine iw DEMI ANN LANDERS: I wm intrigued by the nJetter from "Howard Beach Yt” who uid he wanted only a platonic rel Jtionahip with s woman and nothing beyond that If I Were 20 yean younger he’d "Be right up my alky My marriage of 16 years ended becaute I could no longer tolerate the tex in (grder to maintain the conK naninnship A lot of women Think as I do There are many of us who consider sex an unhygienic and degrading experience that must be endured in order to produce children Since so many women these days don't plan to have a family I would think there re probably a fair number who would jump at the ghance far a platonic marriage g My passion for life is nof driven by hormones tide n roc culj fal Ga tU U eads to nagging wife 1 odd wit Ml tri ft iihui sop ftt ihai US Tl u one should overhear our conversation it might sound like I am not satisfied with my job ana I could be given a pink slip with my next paycheck Nobody in this office gets as many phone calls from home as I da It has gotten to the point where the peooto I work with roll their eyes whenever my phone nngs I am sending this letter to Ana Landers because I know yon read!her column every day and an maybe if you see this in print it will impresiioa — Your Loving Husband Who Has Just About Had It DEAR LOVING HUSBAND: Please let me know if your wife recognizes herself I hope for your sake that she doesn’t Such a letter would not content to visit with friends and with my help your marriage because she may accuse you of play Ijm cat and I don’t consider myself abnormal just humiliating her You two need counseling I hope vy fortunate— Glad to Be Sexleaa in Canada you get it immediately DEAR GLAD TO BE SEXLESS: I respect your DEAR ANN LANDERS: I am a student at flight to hate sex but when you describe d as “an Doherty High School in Colorado Springs I'm pnhygienic and degrading experience" red flags go writing to you because it is an assignment in my up all over the place I wonder what in your life English class “ sister is a pain and always trying to happened that made you so bitter You say your 16- My year marriage ended because you could no longer get me in trouble with my mom Lately it has been tolerate the sex I suspect it wasn’t the sex you working and she is getting on my nerves I hive Couldn’t tolerate it was the man been trying not to let her get to me but she has been Never say never You just might meet someone succeeding What should I do? I need some advice down toe road who makes you eat your words You on how to control my anget I can’t seem to manage can play: with the cat for juk so loog Let me know on my own Thank you — Suffering in Coto Spgs DEAR SUFFERING: Your mom is closer to the ifithanpens DEAR ANN LANDERS: This is a letter to my situation than I am I suggest you tglk to her in a wife I hope you will nm it in your space because way and askror ha help 11 1998 — I i Page 15 FOR BETTER OR WORSE trheoMftfiooi 1 HffMnytiftouflHrf'D nu upcNfw wry hoimJ iMajtoKTHp HNED ANorrsnoMS LewHV0erriNfr NBrJCUdfeMEftS Every da ' GILBERT WHAT'S WRONG YUGI? ONE SECOND YOU ARE COMPLIMENTING THIS CHICK NEXT SECOND SCREAMING ARLO ANDJANIS (YEP RIGHT AlKlJOtt THKEfifl AftO AJJD FAYE 't ‘ non-tattlet- II 1 must limit sugar My Potor H Qott MD sNeweoaper Enterprise Aasociatlon dIAR DR Seeen d test with sweets- GOTT: I’ ve avoid all sugars completely? DEAR READER: Hypoglycemia (lowblood sugar) ts the opposite of diabetes a serious disease marked by Hypoglycemia can be caused by tumors in the pancreas me organ mat produces insulin as well as by at least 40 other afflictions ranging from liver disease to pregnancy Thus the diagnosis of hypoglycemia (a blood sugar level of leu tiian 4S muUgrama per deciliter) is producing mental changes (including delirium) beet several reports Of deaths from merely-thstarting potatfar furthre testing to dis- - ' There have compounds that' contain Ma Huang' Moreover coverthe ri— jTThe most common cause of low Mood sugar is ijatimulanti are not an appropriate therapy far over- - AOVMFvascAMP)Cunirup mvmx ‘ i I IM Gwim IHSWfl? ££( £ MEEK miUW Wuatcanldo? TXJGrtTWf IMIRXXtt AMEW FEAEROJCURAieTUJORK RUMOR NDU UKKDURRMB) mxwosomajTT UgApeALj ' HAS IfAtfDOyr (UFCRMAXIQU AEOOTAM UJ- - sjcsmm) Namantor sw i rlit Me UU1UIH DEAR READER:- Put ’em ! j in a box" return them to your dentist for refitting and take piano lessons : I i MUCH V1' ibvershoota'ind drivel toe sugar too low This effect is especially pronounced when the meal Contains i IfcU&EAN vimhrinl - i dut dw pauses KmnfinfeuaM froaPthe pancreu tiiat t I OUM KnHBNFIYAlfWE REUOKA f- - giii Stlf i GRIZZWELLS ter high Mood sugar levels I in high-prote- t I V" - Therefore patients with this condition are advised meals a to avoid sugar and eat several : : day Fruits are OK Reactive hypoglycemia is not but it is certainly distressing to its victims DEAR DR GOTT Several of my friends are herbal remedy to lose using an weight The product contains Ma Huang (ephedra) that is potentially dangerous However I’ve been assured by a company representative that naturally occurring ephedrines lack the health hazards of synthetic ephedrines Is this correct? '7 DEAR READER: Wrong Ephedrines whether and — rah tiwbal nr nuimmV ari — can harm the body by increasing the heart rate elevating the blood pressure causing insomnia and dizzy and r I I 4 § l - t t s- - ! i “V i rt R1 t: -- v w March 12 1998 fat Thursday f f'A 3 ' 1 : mice some problems with communication today Even though you won’t intend to hurt anyone iu- chosen caustic comments could do just that LEO (July 23-A22) Tb save yourself embarrassment today try to avoid invotvonents that are over your head financially There isn’t any shame in having less than others ' ug your birthday Endeavors in which you van operate independently bf others in the yew ahead jvifl be within your comfort zone When able to do sa tlrour progreu will surprise ' VIRGO (Aug 22) 23-Se- pt If a partnership arrangement in which you're involved is unrealisti- straiten out the situation today cally demanding or dissolve iL ' LIBRA (Sept 23) An associate with uhe 44ounelfi V rior motives might try to talk you into assuming ? r additional responsibilities today tiiat do not serve PISCES (Feb vour beat interests $0) More cooperation than usual might be required SCORPIO (Oct 24-N22) Increased social you todty m order to maintain an alliance If yop ij 23-O- 20-Mar- ch j ov tf cnddle 19) OoaWom Otech jfeudAWES to evaluate today where your work or mreer is 21-Ap- rfl ! sssacssaacraissi SAGITTARIUS (Nov tol£'ii2St 23-D-ec concerned It U a day whensmall fiascoes rould proihilcelirrgercalamities" ' cessful achieving goaUtodayif jour agenda is crowded Limit your targets to those you TAURUS (April 20) Tbday you will be judged by the company you keep ao select compan- ions with care If your pals have a bad reputation ' you might be put in the same category GEbHNI (May 20) Insigaificatit family grievances could get Mown out of proportion today wid catue arift in your household Avoid cootribut- 3m to this conditioa:: CAPRICORN (Dec 19) Tbday every time you open your mouth you could say something you shouldn’t However if you laugh off your boo- boos companions will toa 19) Be patient and AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Fcauttous today if you have a financial or commer- dal involvement with an unfamiliar pcnon or firm 100 20-Ma- y 21-Ju- ne 22-J-an t i i i ALLEY OOP amnmn u mm ou I KNOW AND YWMEMaiHMftPH’ hub umMMnvJaMCERe Aa nwMr ONEf VOUkNOWfONiMCnvOUR) KCNOKt (ntlT L IWPeNMXY VRMNBNea6WUWEVIJTIT i wont MID I THANK iV wNOoee fiOTTA i i i : 1 i I DU Fonvoun (arr DOWN' UNO TCRBSWBLAtK ! eb CANC JL Pmeeuinirl i FRANK AND ERNEST March 1L 1998 i :V - ACROSS I 1 Uses a k Shacks 0 Lyndon— Johnson 39 Miss Ameiica— ''J 23Wsnyr ttNabNMlwep 27 Chinese pssoda Isatasc 42 Shdh month SB Made of ’ (soffj IB Task 19 Orbital point 51 Onto - ' SOBMcalvT -- Jerry's Mend' MOpdofNNW 19 Kind of fori N Ant M An—rla Piwxlsus Finns : 59 Thnad- V winding' M Ply 57 Don't 2' j uuyiJ PV t mm ljuwuu MUUUliMH QMuijniinwnw uiiiuyaufiiMuiiium uuiuJuuylmuMiiwu WWkfeiL-HiWlOUUkiy- 50RC0PY1? ’I "'I w a INCMNT 'i ' id 01W1 I THE BORN LOSER ITSTWETD gimunfn Mandnanait 4 - I Adiiadft for— B PCfAKT I' NEEPTO&OOHKDCX! 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