Show you ve cut economy down my allowance he said les he admitted ive been spending most of my time at the club recently and I 1 can t pay board in two placeda then you d better stay home she eald and he did but presently there was the old complaint bouve cut down my allowance again she said yes he admitted im spending my time at home now and my corn pany ought to count for something then she know whether to advise him to go back to the club or not shop a pretty noisy passenger you got in there remarked the man who was smoking on the front platform Is he crazy or only drunks neither one said the motorman he s just got a flat wheel in his bead material mourning brown smith Is down brain fever green you dont say brown yes the doctor says it be recovers his mind will be a blank green gee but I 1 m sorry to hear that he owes me 10 detroit tri bune considerate the lady heavens the boy has swallowed a piece ot that lead pipe kuni run for the doctor the plumber aw never mind 1 sot a lot more in me grip mum both sides of it there s a humorous as well as a serious side to everything remarked the home grown philosopher pray elucidate said the dense party iveli take a banana peel tor exam pie continued the wisdom dispenser the other fellow steps on it sees the serious side and you see the hum orous side warning to others the leap year girl bad reached the point an interview with the young man s mother was necessary it you will only say that I 1 can have your son pleaded the fair ap I 1 m willing to wait tor him forever very well replied the maternal parent just come around when the time s up and you can have bim information wanted mamma said small harry when I 1 grow up be a man won yes dear replied bis mother but you must remember to be neither selfish nor laz why mamma he asked in sur prise do boys who are selfish and lazy become women when they grow up salesman was suburbanite the woman was doing her shopping the counter jumper handed her a and she slowly turned away jo I 1 need anything else she ah sent asked you have just bought some lawn ventured the clerk don t you think you will need some hose princeton tiger small economics what do you charge for a bath asked the seedy individual as he en the barber shop twenty fave cents replied the ton orial artist but you can have five tickets for a dollar naw I 1 don t want five replied the e I 1 I 1 might not live that many years coming to the point you have been calling on my daugh ter tor some tinie young man why dont you come down to the bus nessa all right how much are you going to leave hera had them still the meek man who had been un fortunate financially was telling his troubles my creditors took everything he said house lot furnishings every thing not your clothes thought said the man who enjoys other people misery yes said the meek chap with a gh everything bt t my trousers they they were in my wife s name uncle george knew see that youth with a high collar a little blond mustache and a bulldog uncle georgea yep central figure in the uncle george gazes in awe re members what the central figure in Is then says by jumps he looks it brown ings magazine |