Eureka Reporter | 1904-03-04 | Page 3 | He Found the Spice

HE FOUND THE SPICE why wealthy man reveled in intal caches of golf the fate of this country boy who returned to his native town a mil leonaire lio Is a commentary on greatness and its dead sea fruit he had bought the fastest horse that could be found in his state and then had nobody with whom to race it since ot course no one had any animal to compete with this champion it was the same with his boat and naturally his automobile was the fastest in that part of the country he had learned to play all card games so much better than hia neighbors that it was simply highway robbery to make up a party and even his dog could beat any other at a fight and so in despair he sadly turned his attention to golf the younger set in the village were just taking it up and he had been much too busy getting the mighty dollar to waste his time learning such nonsense but now at last he was happy here at last was something in which he could be and was worsted and the old fighting spirit returned thereafter the morn ing noon and night saw his palace and stable deserted and the owner of all this magnificence was sweating up hill and down meekly asking his cad die don t you think I 1 m improved just a bif moral competition is the apice of life