Show ahe he funny Fadl marny me de of 0 AN RULER see the pol ceman n here he stands impress ve proud and fat he cheel a the automobile auto mobil sta and la s tl e law down flat they mind h a stein faed club for he s an auto crat judge THINKS S WELL or HIMSELF isn t it remarked mrs billing billins to hei husband that I 1 can call never get a good bargain in shoes you did once said liei bei ausband band NN W hen was that IAN IV hen you got me chicago rec ord herald HAD THE EARS daughter george and I 1 are both old enough to marry papa father rather I 1 was wondering it if that was the only collateral george had to start with brooklyn life BLINDNESS OF op PUPPIES arthur miss flutter insulted me grossly she actually hinted that I 1 was a puppy I 1 horace well now that you have got your eyes open you probably won t think quite so much of her boston transcript CHICAGO CONrI confidences DENCES 1 I was married to that man once said the first chicago woman to mr Maii banyat yat the ideal why so was I 1 replied the other you don dont t say were you before or after me philadelphia catholic standard and times EVE EVES S PRIOR DISCOVERY by aby observing the fall of an apple 11 remarked the moralizer newton dis col covered vered the law of gravity 4 yes le ie joined the demoralizer and t thousands hou sands bt years previous mother eve discovered the gr gravity amity of the law by biting an apple chicago news POOR START how allow is that couple that got mar ried in the balloon getting 0 along well when the ballo balloon 0 n descended it struck a telegraph pole and jarred the bride a little and she go mad and said the groom shoved her and the groom called her a liar and the police had to be called India indianapolis napoli sun HER FORTUNE blonde yes dear papa Is very gen erous on my birthday anniversaries he always gives me a sovereign eign tor for each year T I 1 1 ave lived brunette witheringly indeed that must have been the money char lie doubleday meant when he said you had a fortune la in 3 sour our own right pearson s 11 beekly I 1 HIS IDEA OP OF IT caller so your papa and mamma are going to take tale aou ou to europe with them willie I 1 desm es in caller aren arent t you afraid to go on the oceana ocean willie no in I 1 ain aln t if raid 0 noth in I 1 ve been v coast seamen s Jour journic niI AN UP TO DA DATE TE 7 RE N well this said the south ameri amerl can call citizen is carrying things too far in our bice ind servile imitation of tani ee methods what is that why the insurgent igent ind government authorities are having forenoon and afternoon pro grammes printed for all our revolutions town and country STUPID bol 11 now remember boa bo I 1 broke the lenoid today to day and you saw me do it understand Under IS iso 0 I 1 didat t I 1 saw you break a driver and a brassie but I 1 don t re member you breaking anything else new ew lork evening io journal A COLD calculating NATURE I 1 im in afraid that you lack personal popularity said the confidential friend well answered senator sorghum I 1 sometimes have my doubts about the desirability of too much of it personal popularity seems to me to be something which makes everybody feel that you ire naturally under obliga eions to do him a favor washington star A precautionary MEASURE mr kidder ah ali how der do doc tor tort it if you have a few minutes to spare I 1 wish a ou would come over to ma house anc ant chloroform my est boy di puce what is the mattel with the lad mi it kiddel oh his mothel bothel wants to comb his hair harpers bazar |