Show BLUEBEARD I 1 WOULD NOT CHANGE once upon a time not very long after the now famous bluebeard had embarked on his interesting matri montal career a country lawyer call ed lew upon him and requested an inter what Is your business 7 inquired bluebeard gruffly alas I 1 must confess that I 1 haven t any business I 1 am looking for some let me explain your pen chant for alternating as a widower and a bridegroom has excited consid erable comment in tha thi neighborhood not altogether of a complimentary character I 1 may say that dark sus pic pie ons are abroad gome some people go 90 so far as to say that something ought to be done now I 1 have a little scheme to put an end to all this why not es cablish a divorce court courtl divorces to be granted on application by either party I 1 fancy that any lady who wishes to get in her application ahead of yours will have to start early in the honeymoon cause ability nothing causes incompatibility like feminine inquisitiveness what a happy masculine world we should have without it divorces granted with or without publicity or sent by mall mail on receipt of return postage 1 I as the originator of the scheme to be retained as permanent counsel for the husband in the numerous cases of bluebeard vs bluebeard which we may reasonably expect to arise all mony and counsel fees to be paid by the wife I 1 understand that you have a chronic affinity tor fot heiresses I 1 am sure this plan would suit the ladles ladies better than the methods at present in vogue and it might even have some advantages as far as you are concerned it might relieve your conscience it if you have any well think it over said bluebeard but I 1 can t ghe glie you much encouragement coura gement I 1 have my own way ways of doing things and they suit me and the lawyer called many time times after that but bluebeard always said there was nothing doing william a mckenna in new york times |