Show BITS ABOUT BALD HEADS 0 0 when a man mans s hair grows fine by degrees and beautifully less he Is akely likely to be hailed by intimate friends with old man you re getting bald I 1 or say my boy you re getting bare footed on top and there is nothing morel more irritating than to be reminded of a trouble one has spent many dol lars to prevent but no one could of the delicate way the rural friend of a virginia judge men boned the matter to his patron when on observing the scanty locks he tactfully remarked it won wont t be so very long bedge to fo you ll 11 hev to tie a string round lead to tell how fer up to wash yer face A scotchman went to london for a holiday he noticed a bald headed druggist standing at his shop door and inquired if he had any hair restorer ayes yes sir said the chemist step inside please there s an article I 1 can recommend testimonials tron from great men who have used it it makes the hair grow in twenty four hours said the scot ye can gle the top 0 yer bead head a bit rub I 1 it and I 1 look bach back the morn aad and sea seo if ye re tellin the truth the druggist returned the bottle to the shelf and kicked the errand boy for laughing M aurelius carus the great roman general once sat in camp eating a supper of salt pork and peas when envoys from the persian perian per ian king enter ed suing for peace after they bad had made their p plea lea marcus aurelius frowning said aid sternly go tell your master if he does cot rot submit at once I 1 will make all persia as bald of standing corn and trees as my own head to emphasize the threat he demov ed his hat and brought to view a scalp as smooth and shining as a bil hard ball |