| Show CUPO IV bydon DID YER EVER did yer ever go a bishin in ther hazy mazy days go a bishin and a A ter rl ri ble ways and yer take yer alshin tackle an er cormin squirming min can go a bishin and a th joyful joy tul est man D d yer ever feo go a bishin with a bulky bulky lunch trudge a bishin and a with a big bite hunch did yer ever go a bishin oh what madder sadder fate to go fish n and a AND YER LIQUID BAIT 7 W tom to M once again the season Is upon us when the tired and retired city toiler with a grip full ot of flannel shirts and baconrind bacon rind bait hies hiss himself to some ideal spot in the pastoral wildwood where he can listen in rapt enghu to munchausen tales of how the fish bit just before he arrived and how they will surely bite before be he goes away the farmer sits on the veranda and between whiffs of an old dudeen tells how pure the air Is and how it knocks the city bacilli out of a man his good wife in her alpaca runabout ladles out great gobs of joy as she dwells upon the comfort you will take sans sang coat sans vest sans collar sans everything except a few minor underclothes a negligee shirt and a pair of pajamas having braved the menu consisting of eoda soda crackers dry chipped beef store cook lea ies with white frosting and a few other delicacies of a like character you take on appreciation of the purity of the air from 2 to 5 per day for pure air naturally calls for a high ly clarified atmosphere and you be gin to feel lightheaded when you are so full of air and soda crackers you can remain anchored no longer you suddenly get a telegram 7 9 to come home and bury your office boy with highly inflated lungs jou ou return to the city stepping high and having a sunburn that like the smile won t come off in your sadder and more comman moments you recall that your dream of bacon and eggs fresh vege tables wooded nooks big fish catches and a quart or two of just rest was a nightmare you firmly resolve e to in traduce a bill in the legislature corn com all country resort keepers farmers especially to furnish photo graphs of surroundings map of lake certificate of fish catches together with sample menu by mall mail to all pros boarders who upon arrival will demand as a further protection a good and sufficient bond binding the resort liar to tell the truth th whole truth and nothing but the truth during the entire season but you get busy bulling the market or keeping the market from bulling you and forget your resolves next year you go out and work off your enthusiasm in the same way pure air comes high but we must have it I 1 curious how some men make hits in this world isn t ita sad too how many times the placard he was a good boy but has been attached to the tall tail of a young man s coat when at school this second miniature genus homo was a favorite with the teacher because he always knew his lessons was neat and tractable never devilish and always reliable along side of little johnny green whose face was ever suggestive of a night in the slough whose hair was tangled and had a cow lick in it who never missed an opportunity to can a dog a tall tail or stick pins where they would do the most good for the greatest number the good boy but was a para gon of promise in later life he be de into an honest milkman with occasional dabbles in working ground round A good boy but he became a good man but he ile belonged to that great aggregation known as the non combustible noncombustible league the fellows that never set the world on fire little johnny green to the contrary notwithstanding took a firm hold on the seat of his trousers and lifted himself past the canned dogs into the realm of success where he is now busily engaged counting his mone and wondering where he will build hi hig next summer a box by the lapping lakeside the box usually turns out to be a 60 cottage at rub bernecki ber necks roost or some other fash conable neck on the coast the wood are full of just such examples R never pays a teacher to scoff at hei dullest scholar he may some daa da c clean lean up her preserves with a mort gage or come to lecture in her lowr and be met by a committee of ten 0 which she will not be one because sh was not sufficiently urged IN chien hen boy we often failed to get our algebra lesson because of the interior worl wort ings of genius look at us cow ron I 1 t living example of our argument yo can t tell by the looks of a frog ho tar far he can jump for a fly the apache who looked disdainfully at us Is not ing but an old maid to this verv da while we are married and lamp a learned an algebra leon in tl r P years moral be good ard yo i v be happy vt Z t ta |
