Show alv I 1 A I 1 ma 1 close quarters preferred helen I 1 wish I 1 had some kind of enchantment to cast over him to keep him fond of me ned why don t you borrow some oh dear I 1 im m afraid no one has any to lend why yes distance lends ends enchant ment have you tried thata no and I 1 in not going to id rather take my chances at close quarters kansas city journal already supplied A book canvasser went in to a bar her bers a shop and ask the proprietor if he could sell him an what a that asked the barber its a book that con ains informs tion on every subject in the world there was a victim in the chair and he put to in feebly he doesn doean t need it A sudden departure clapham t your new cook leave you rather suddenly 7 9 brixton yes she got mixed in her dates she had a policeman and a burglar call on her the same even ing A DESPERATE CASE 01 mrs jack jackson so a ile a powerful sick he ile dun swall ered a bar OF f soap ip instead of caramels an ebry time he bereaves he blows a soap bubble 1 T THEN FOLLOWED A COOLNESS t mr cutting hintz 1 I just found my hat on the ice fee cooler I 1 wonder on what crazy thing III find it next mrs cutting hintz maybe on byoir yo ir head pat a puzzle five or six men were recently chat a village inn when one of them said I 1 say I 1 bets ye dinners all round ye ca can n t tell me the answer to a puzzle I 1 knows of done they said I 1 bet we can what Is it ita well said pat why is a journal fat 1st the funniest creature ia aa the world after vainly trying for about two hours they sadly said they must give it up why said the delighted pat be cause his tale comes out of bis his head don t if it london spare moments only the truth so your wife accused you of spending that extra dollar in hard drink interrogated guyer yes replied rounder but I 1 told her I 1 spent it in fruit but you did nota oh yes I 1 bought cherries get out where can you find cherries this time of yeara in cocktails compressed air power say the man who had never be fore core attended a concert remarked as the cornet soloist began his number who a the feller bavin the little stick sh slit replied his neighbor that a the conductor of music oh ohl and is the feller feiler with the horn the motorman 7 just to ohl ge him oh let me like lile a soldier die ex claimed the leading man of the barn etor stor mers oh if I 1 only had a gun ex claimed some one in the gallery in a tone that savored of genuine sym pathy the first rank you say this cigar is a bad one why I 1 think it its a might good well admit that it its s of the first rank baltimore herald don t worry he has patented a new fountain pen la Is that soa yes calls it the independent ah ali very appropriate it doesn doean t care whether it works or not hit knoster well after all you I 1 now beauty Is only skin deep newitt yes and the people who refer to that tact fact most are usually extremely remely thin skinned about it fairly caught ah ali my dar darling lingl he murmured what matters it that sorrow and trouble must of necessity be lurking in the unknown futures while I 1 an am with you I 1 think ot of naught but the present the superbly beautiful present so do I 1 dearest she rep replied liedL but you 11 take me with you when you buy it won t youa men have hato such queer tastes in rings stray stories i inconis stent here pouf ou cried big mrs cae cas 1 sidy or no i not hov ye standla round doin dols bothin well oh well meekly protested little cassidy the most oneas anin woman ye are last wake ye yo told me it if 01 didn dian t behave mesel meser ye d make me stand roun an now that aim 01 in doln it ye re kickin broad hint Stay late do you believe in ions long courtship miss annie f miss annee well I 1 in m in favor of a sixteen hour limit oa on each 3 if tak ng no chances mr why don t you f try your hand at cooking dear I 1 1 mrs Y well I 1 will if you will promise to continue to love me THE SAME THING 4 04 P pat A edith so she married a man over sixty worth three millions but deft dea ind and dumb I 1 I 1 couldn coulden t marry a man who was speechless tom oh well you know money talks ix on a s long ng teacher you have heard about the terrible punishment of have jou ou ever thought of the agony he must have 7 9 pupil yes always longing for cs wheel I 1 suppose georg a spring item run here daddy jimmy a done felled in the well too bad exclaimed the old man and I 1 wanted him to dig bait tor for me thia this mornin I 1 atlanta constitution t A ia one woman a wisdom they say that rich youns young widow across the way is going ta to marry her coal dealer what do yoa you think of that hodax sensible woman she proposes to keep her money in the family slow work kallow yes I 1 in trying to raise a mustache and im wondering what color it 11 be when it does come out miss gray I 1 should ear say at the rate it appears to be growler grow lar |