Show something wrong with him gamme a dollar said brer br er williams en III vote fer for you wen w en you runs fer for office but 1 I never intend running tor for ot of flee en you gwine ter live yo days in georgia I 1 hope to all I 1 got ter say den he mut as he shuffled off Is you cant can t be right in yo mind atlanta constitution curiosity appeased the angular passenger stuck her head out through the car window why she asked the man on the station platform did you speak now of that singular looking machine as she 7 9 because maam replied the man on the platform it its s a mall mail snatch er and she took her head in again quite a difference e A N V it A 06 4 wat kind of a letter did your bus band write when he was away he started my precious tress ure and ended by sending love how did you answers I 1 started with my precious treasurer and ended with send me fifty R he was A member of a sunday school was one day asking some children questions on bible knowledge so tar far as he had gone the children did very well but when he ed where does the word holy first occur in the diblee the children could not answer for a minute or so till a sharp urchin stood up and said please sir on the cover infantile virtue yes said the angel child I 1 dived all my toys to those poor children cause they wanted em so bad how sweet of the dear deary I 1 must buy her a doll for christmas said auntie when she heard of it and the angel child heard and smiled so serenely I 1 thought so said she wanted a years guaranty its almost impossible dear to lease a house for a shorter term than one year nowadays he said so to protect myself I 1 must ask you ask me what interrupted his bride to be to agree not to seek a divorce until the expiration of the first year s lease catholic standard wouldn t say you say you saw my willie halt half an hour agoa ago asked willies mother where did he say he was goings going he didn t say ma maam am replied tommy stout didn dian t he tell you I 1 had sent him on an errand to the corner grocery 7 9 0 yes ma maam am but he t say where he was going sad demor es speak remember said the business man that in this life you cant can t get something for nothing maybe not answered the ken luchian but some people can come so close to it in a horse trade that it is mighty discouraging A gentle H nt IZA brenenn Br everin de collection am berry fine today nine suspender buttons now it if de congregation will kindly put a pair ov pants in de plate next nw sunday de church will be berry grateful ful the difference the idea of calling a flask of whisky a life preserver what s the matter with that well usually it its s the cork in it that makes the life preserver effect ive ve but your flask s no good until you ake take the corl out regret did you ever do anything you were ashamed of in your political life asked the solemn man yes answered senator sorghum I 1 once took 50 and found out later I 1 might just as easily have had |