Show Mr Elberfeld of ot New York who vrho truck struck a 11 baseball umpire In haste baste r re- re I at leisure That hat California motorman who ha hag become a minister sho should ld never want for power In the pulpit Not for the young a and d slim Beau Peau l 1 Is King Ewards Eward's shaped bell-shaped an d ai d broad-brimmed broad silk hat As to those reports concerning Mark Twains Twain's gout we trust they also have been greatly exaggerated Then there is also the Hon Kimsey Huskey of S South uth Carolina Move over overa a little and make room for r him Down in Philadelphia they have pu pua put puta ut uta a boy in jail for stealing kisses Why didn't th the foolish fellow give them back At the present rate of increase the auto accidents soon will be entitled to toa toa toa a special department in the t daily ally newspapers Med Medical cal Journal asks Can a doctor know t too o much Not sure about that but they can charge too much New New York Herald A German count Is acting as head headwaiter headwaiter headwaiter waiter In a New York rest restaurant restaurant Evidently he has not seen an heiress who suited his fancy Gamblers are being driven out of Pittsburg which city Uy has heretofore been likened to h h l 1 with the lid off ThE These are r busy days for the lid lid- Castro should go slow Wh What t would the sympathies of world be if by harsh harsh and despotic measures he should wipe the United States out of ot existence New York society women have adopted as their latest fad tad the playing of ot baseball This by the way has has' as been a rather dull dun season for H. H Lehr Soda fountains are becoming popular la Jar lar Jn In London But so many Americans Americans Ameri Ameri- cans cans live there now that London can hardly be regarded as English any more 1 The South Carolina negro boy who was locked up for six days day In a car loaded with watermelons felt upon being released like lilee Adam expelled expelled from Eden Kermit Roosevelt Roosevelt- has gone to the Black Hills to hunt catamounts with Seth Bullock Quentin will however play Indian around home for a a year or two longer The railroads o of of the United States are killing people at at t the e rate of ot a year If you are worrying about the future cheer up You may be one of ot the victims There There Is In Denver a man who says his prayers by phonograph He will probably kick though if he hes Js is ever confronted by a proposition to to go to heaven by proxy Dr Anna Shaw of or New York Yok York offers to the women of America the following following follow follow- ing platform No ballot banot no babies There Ther Is no likelihood however that I this this will settle settle the matter A New York girl went to stealing because believed nothing could be worse than work Now she knows better They have not yet got to putting putting put put- ting people in jail for working Congressman Longworth rth of Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincin Cincin- nati saved an editor from drowning a f few w days ago Gov Pennypacker of Pennsylvania will hereafter be likely to regard Longworth as a public nui nul- sauce sance |