| Show i IL r S1 STAbLE STAhLE AhLE c B By LARRY LARRY STAHLE I c Dont Don't worry about your station station sta sta- tion in life Theres There's always somebody anxious to tell you where to get off oU Several weeks ago in the Spanish Fork Press there was an article about a former Sanpete Sanpete Sanpete San- San pete resident who was honored The story told of the naming of Ferry J J. J Faux as the outstanding outstanding outstanding out out- standing citizen of the year The honor was bestowed by bya a Spanish Fork civic club The honor was similar similar to that of the Yule Candle given at the Ephraim Junior High to persons who have done a great deal for the community in the way of extra service Ferry and wife Florence moved back to Spanish Fork last last summer after completing their duties at the Manti Temple Temple Temple Tem Tem- where they had worked for about ten years They return back to Sanpete quite often I lost a good job on account of Illness The boss got sick of me The past couple of years I have noticed that there is a anew anew anew new winter sport developing which I dont don't care to join in Last winter I saw scores of drivers participate in this ac activity activity activity ac- ac and this week the competition competitIon competition com com- petition has again been re re- re The playing conditions re require require require re- re quire the roads to be absolutely absolutely absolutely glass slick Unless you obtain this stage the game is bad as a bunch of football tackles dancing the Swan Lake ballet The first prerequisite of the contest is speed After you have wound up your flivver to about 30 or 40 miles per hour you head for the nearest corner corner corner cor cor- ner for space is essential As you approach your destInation destination destination desti destI- nation you purr your aircraft Into a tailspIn thus causing the driver to become a as his car turns around and around in the center of the intersection The object is to keep it going without hitting any foreign objects such as other cars telephone poles etc A couple of young drivers really had the sport down pat last winter They were performing performing per per- forming their maneuvers in duet fashion as two vehicles whirled around the intersection After being a spectator to a afew afew afew few of these contests I guess I will don a pair of tights and join the football tackles in their Swan Lake performance Fishing is a delusion en entIrely entirely entirely en- en surrounded by liars in old clothes Clarence Brannagan Branagan has a areal areal areal real buy for you bargain hunt hunt- ers He told me that he has a slightly used straw hat size 8 7 which he wants to sell He says that it is so slightly used that he is willing to of offer offer offer of- of fer bank terms to a responsible ble party So if you want to go out and do a bit of the old soft shoe routines check with Mr Brannagan Branagan and get you head outfitted first Some people are so nar nar- row-minded row they can look through a key hole with both eyes at the same time Well Mayo S rensen finally knows knows' that some some som of his labors are appreciated Mayo his sons and a large contingent of faithful employees cut up sew inspect pack up and ship parachutes for the US U.S. Government which the Sorensens Sorensens Soren- Soren sens Sons are told soon find their way to Vietnam Now they have the proof They received a letter this week from Capt Jack B. B Koebberling Koebberling Koebberling Koeb- Koeb berling a year old member of the US U.S. Air Force He cites the fact that on December 9 1968 he was shot down over North Vietnam He noted that the ejection was successful successful successful suc suc- and utilizing a Sorensen Sorensen Sorensen Soren- Soren sen Manufacturing parachute floated down into the Gulf of Tonkin The Sorensens report that their product functioned properly properly properly prop prop- erly and that the airman was recovered Lee Hall of ManU Mantl submits this one Something we could never figure out is how crops that are worth pebbles on the farm suddenly become diamonds at atthe atthe atthe the supermarket |
